Anal sex, first time ADVICE PLLLZZZZZZ

[Hoggage_54]

[wharton]

If you had recorded that shit you would have been as popular as "2 girls one cup" LoL. Oh and your girl is one dirty bitch lol

[bjpennnn]

hahahaha

[paulzane]

All that you needed to make your night complete was her father tapping on the window as she shit herself!

Priceless story .... thanks for sharing.

[ranging1]

If you had recorded that shit you would have been as popular as "2 girls one cup" LoL. Oh and your girl is one dirty bitch lol

LMFAO AHAHAHHAHAHAH thats so true, dammit couldve made some money

All that you needed to make your night complete was her father tapping on the window as she shit herself!

Priceless story .... thanks for sharing.

i dotn think my luck could get that bad, though if it had my life would be over

[Bojangles69]

I honestly can't help but feel partly responsible for this.

There is just no way in hell he would have persisted through all that shit (figuratively and literally speaking lmao) if it wasn't for this thread.
I really do think because he was focusing on it so much, and prob wanted to end this thread, that he did a lot of things the normal person wouldn't.

I do want to say a few things on the side.

First, you're girl is the shit, really, no jokes, you possibly put her through one of the most akward sexual experiences of a womans life, and for her to laugh at you was really cool imo (although I'm sure it angered you). But I can see a good shared of girls bursting into tears and panicking if they ever shit on their bf, which would have only made things so much worse.

I know you're gonna have the smell of her shit in your mind next time you fvck, but you owe that girl a handshake imo.

Next, about the nuts thing. And this is how I knew the story was all factual cause a lot of people would instinctly think a moisturizing cream would HELP your nuts after hair removal. I did the SAME exact thing myself and learned the best is BABY POWDER.

It stops your nuts from sticking to your legs, and is completely neutral. Those moisturizers aren't neutral, and often have basic/acidic chemicals with corrosive properties. But I know first and foremost how painful and experience that is for your nuts, I used an oily moisturizer which was an added fault, it took forever to get off with water.

There are worse situations you can get yourself into though so don't feel like an idiot. I found myself in the shower once with a 5 gallon tub of gasoline scrubbing hair wax off my body from a tragic hair wax gone bad incident.
It would take while to explain but essentially the wouldn't come off my body, which included my nipples. Scrubbing nipples with an abrasive gasoline sponge apparently makes them bleed, imagine what it felt like when the gas got into the open cuts.
Can not possibly explain how painful that day was.

But you do learn valuable things you could have never known other wise.

1) Its usually a good idea to keep nair away from your nuts
2) Its an ever better idea, if you have no idea what you're doing, to stay the FVCK AWAY from hair wax. But if you really have to, DO NOT put that shit on your nipples EVER. Some cheaper waxes never come off when you put them on, I had to learn the hard way that day. BListers all over my fvcking body.

But now I'm getting off topic.

Classic thread.
5 Gold Stars you get.

[ranging1]

I honestly can't help but feel partly responsible for this.
There is just no way in hell he would have persisted through all that shit (figuratively and literally speaking lmao) if it wasn't for this thread.I really do think because he was focusing on it so much, and prob wanted to end this thread, that he did a lot of things the normal person wouldn't.

I do want to say a few things on the side.

First, you're girl is the shit, really, no jokes, you possibly put her through one of the most akward sexual experiences of a womans life, and for her to laugh at you was really cool imo (although I'm sure it angered you). But I can see a good shared of girls bursting into tears and panicking if they ever shit on their bf, which would have only made things so much worse.

I know you're gonna have the smell of her shit in your mind next time you fvck, but you owe that girl a handshake imo.

Next, about the nuts thing. And this is how I knew the story was all factual cause a lot of people would instinctly think a moisturizing cream would HELP your nuts after hair removal. I did the SAME exact thing myself and learned the best is BABY POWDER.

It stops your nuts from sticking to your legs, and is completely neutral. Those moisturizers aren't neutral, and often have basic/acidic chemicals with corrosive properties. But I know first and foremost how painful and experience that is for your nuts, I used an oily moisturizer which was an added fault, it took forever to get off with water.

There are worse situations you can get yourself into though so don't feel like an idiot. I found myself in the shower once with a 5 gallon tub of gasoline scrubbing hair wax off my body from a tragic hair wax gone bad incident.
It would take while to explain but essentially the wouldn't come off my body, which included my nipples. Scrubbing nipples with an abrasive gasoline sponge apparently makes them bleed, imagine what it felt like when the gas got into the open cuts.
Can not possibly explain how painful that day was.

But you do learn valuable things you could have never known other wise.

1) Its usually a good idea to keep nair away from your nuts
2) Its an ever better idea, if you have no idea what you're doing, to stay the FVCK AWAY from hair wax. But if you really have to, DO NOT put that shit on your nipples EVER. Some cheaper waxes never come off when you put them on, I had to learn the hard way that day. BListers all over my fvcking body.

But now I'm getting off topic.

Classic thread.
5 Gold Stars you get.

lol ahaha dw man not anyones fault but mine

but yes ur right i was persistant becuase somehwhat of the advice i got on this thread lol, so i kept going at it

lmfao yes ive made a jokes about this with my gf, you are right its amazing she responded so well

so she is embaressed still, her words were 'i feel dirty', which i just thought 'how the fuk u think i felt with shit in my lap'

OMG thank you, baby powder it is, best advice ive been given on this thread, thank you so much

LMFAO bo i did the same thing with hair waz on my nipples, when they were done they were really tender and hurting, so i put moiturizer on them

later on that day my nipples stuck to my nylon t shirt, and when i pulled them off they started bleeding

soooo glad someones gone through a similar experience, glad it wasnt just me who thought it would work

thanks for advice man

[jbm]

Perfect anal thread!

[Friend]

I could go some flanks right now

[ranging1]

And here I thought the glory hole thread was gonna be hard to beat... You my friend just set a new standard.

lol i forgot about that guy, ironic that hes the same age as me though

I could go some flanks right now

[jbm]

[dezza6969]

Hasn't dsm contributed to this thread yet

[boz]

ahahah dezza im suprised he hasnt yet either.

[DSM4Life]

[dezza6969]

This isn't the steroid.com i remember

[dezza6969]

Ahahah yes it is after all ^^^

[ranging1]

lol the man with the most anal sex experience then anyone else

and all he does is post a pic

[energizer bunny]

sounds like you got you're brown badge mate!.........haha funny stuff, i thought id had a bad experience with brown but not as bad as that!!.....

[dezza6969]

Lucky he didn't post a vid

[XLCanadian]

holy ****...that is by far the worst anal experience I have evr heard of.

All I usually get is the girl's legs start shaking when I go in to far....then they don't know whether I should keep going or pull out lol....

[bladerunner9]

Lmao..

[tripmachine]

;lakjsdf;lakjsdfl;aksjdfl;askdfl;aksjdf lolol! thanks for the nice read! :]

[ranging2]

lol people are still bumping this,

i think enough people have read it

[Bojangles69]

im really slow

[ranging2]

No you did not name yourself after ranging?


ranger 1 has fans!!

lol no ranging1 account sint working bo and ive created this to PM admin n ask why?

i really do not hope i dont have fans

[Bojangles69]

lol no ranging1 account sint working bo and ive created this to PM admin n ask why?

i really do not hope i dont have fans

No I edited it my bad. I didn't realize you were him haha

[ranging2]

No I edited it my bad. I didn't realize you were him haha

lol nws

[DSM4Life]

[Mr.Rose]

DSM!!!

How does that guy in the pic you posted get his ass so hairless? My girls is killing me because of the hair from the test. .

[DSM4Life]

DSM!!!

How does that guy in the pic you posted get his ass so hairless? My girls is killing me because of the hair from the test. .

Why what is she doing with your ass?

[shadey33]

Lmfao this story is gold rangin you should write a book !!!

[kalspic]

bump approved

[stevey_6t9]

dear god i loved that story, so many memories, hall of shame winner in 2010 it was...miss you ranging1.

[wmaousley]

Nasty but humorous story, well written

[stack_it]

Always a good read

[bjpennnn]

I am also going to have to give it a bump...I miss that kid as well he was a hoot.

[lovbyts]

Yeah that was a good story worth a bump. LOL I noticed he has not posted since newyear 2010. Maybe he and the GF hooked up again and had another go at it but this time ????

[bjpennnn]

ha i thought he got banned i guess not. I know he had some words with marcus a while back i think he had multiple ranging or whatever his name is accounts. Shit was fuunny then ha.

[Bigd89]

Good stuff!!