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  1. #21721
    jesus when will this end?

  2. #21722
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    i demand respect

  3. #21723
    jesus? oh shit....he's dead!!!

  4. #21724
    wait three days and use one total gym for best results

  5. #21725
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    the is no end only a begining.... i once lived in the desert for 6 months with nothing but a total gym

  6. #21726
    does chuck norris have nipples?

  7. #21727
    of course he does...because of total gym

  8. #21728
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    one day i hope to sleep with a real woman and die in chuck norris's name!!

  9. #21729
    total gym and total cereal....no relation

  10. #21730
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    have you no love for chuck norris??!!!!!

    yea chuck is god

  11. #21731
    total gyms make cars look like poo

  12. #21732
    do i need a total gym?....did oprah need liposuction?

  13. #21733
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    my total gym makes a wonderful matress

  14. #21734
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    why not use the gym jesus christ died on the cross to protect

  15. #21735
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    www.RonJones.com has nothing on chcuk norris

  16. #21736
    chuck norris helped defeat globo gym

  17. #21737
    do i drink my own piss....only when the total gym tells me to

  18. #21738
    chuck norris once said.....
    "no jesus, know peace. know jesus....wait...umm..

  19. #21739
    umm....jesuits invented baseball...but God made the total gym

  20. #21740
    what came first total gym or chuck norris?

  21. #21741
    god only knows

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  35. #21755
    40 posts!!!!

  36. #21756
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    RIGHT ON BRO!!!!!!!!!!!! chuck norris is god!!!!!

  37. #21757
    make that 41 no 42

  38. #21758
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    notorious yogi: They gave me a secrurity gun at work which mind you is a taser, so they had me watching customers go in and out of the store finally some dude comes up and asks me "does this store have security camera's?" so i pulled out my taser and shocked him
    he was all pissed off like OUCH MOTHER****ER im like did that tingle?

    there is your answer...

    StonedUser420: lmao!
    notorious yogi: i had to
    StonedUser420: only yogi
    StonedUser420: lol
    notorious yogi: i can't have posession of that and not use it atleast once.
    StonedUser420: lmao u crazy
    StonedUser420: i thought i was a joke
    notorious yogi: huh?

  39. #21759
    all hail chuck norris!!!!

  40. #21760
    why does the total gym love us so?

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