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  1. #21761
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    StonedUser420: hey man weres the bathroom
    StonedUser420: ahh ****
    notorious yogi: lol
    StonedUser420: tell ur boss he was hysterical
    notorious yogi: i keep praying every time someone goes out the door that the sensor goes off.
    StonedUser420: lmao
    notorious yogi: i wanna talkle someone and tase em
    notorious yogi: tackle*

  2. #21762
    Wakegan, MI home of the Chuck Norris shrine

  3. #21763
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    i got a shrine in my bathroom closet

  4. #21764
    i gots me some small balls...and fried chicken....but i shall first pray to chuck

  5. #21765
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    dave thomas speaks to me in my dreams...

  6. #21766
    hmm...what happens if your total gym explodes?...you should have a backup...one in every room of your house!!!

  7. #21767
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    you think total gym isa game!!!!!!!

  8. #21768
    dave thomas ****ed wendy

  9. #21769
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    total gym floats as well i took my total gym out to sea on a great voyage... got a good workout as well

  10. #21770
    f/u/c/k/e/d wendy

  11. #21771
    total gym and pirates?...blackbeard had one...the british navy did not!!!

  12. #21772
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    if all men were created equal...

  13. #21773
    51st post!!!!

  14. #21774
    fred sanford like total gym as much as he hated white people

  15. #21775
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    and on the first day god created total gym....

  16. #21776
    t o t a l g y m f i t n e s s m a c h i n e

  17. #21777
    why is carson daly so fcuking gay?

  18. #21778
    the total gym...makes golds gym look like...well..copper's gym

  19. #21779
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    he doesnt own a total gym everybody knows it

  20. #21780
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    the internet is going to collapse i can feel it

  21. #21781
    total gym
    jesus god

    hmm?

  22. #21782
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    and now the purpose of life is...........














    total gym

  23. #21783
    i eat anorexic chicks....

  24. #21784
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    **** man .....chuck noriss never sleeps !!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!! get focused

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  26. #21786
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    i bet if i slept with a real woman id get hair on my chest like chuck

  27. #21787
    chuck norris
    jesus christ

    hmm

  28. #21788
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    maybe even on my genitals

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  30. #21790
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    *injects bacon greese into glute* whooo what a rush

  31. #21791
    where's the beef?

  32. #21792
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    bump

  33. #21793
    and i say...total gym did not kill jesus....
    the non total gym people blamed it on the total gym

  34. #21794
    stocky?

  35. #21795
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    loud voice speaks.....

    YOU ARE NOT A MAN UNTIL YOU BUY THE WOODY HARELSON DVD COLLECTION CLICK HERE YOU SISSY GIRL

  36. #21796
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    Quote Originally Posted by thedeluxxxoverlord
    stocky?

    what up bro

  37. #21797
    are you a chuck norris fan and a total gym owner?

  38. #21798
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    who speakith my name?!?!!?

    it is i krooc your loyal subject....

  39. #21799
    i think he left...the brilliance of the total gym was too much

  40. #21800
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    i am seaking the meaning of life and wishing to find my ora....

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