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[KrooC]

StonedUser420: hey man weres the bathroom
StonedUser420: ahh ****
notorious yogi: lol
StonedUser420: tell ur boss he was hysterical
notorious yogi: i keep praying every time someone goes out the door that the sensor goes off.
StonedUser420: lmao
notorious yogi: i wanna talkle someone and tase em
notorious yogi: tackle*

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

Wakegan, MI home of the Chuck Norris shrine

[KrooC]

i got a shrine in my bathroom closet

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

i gots me some small balls...and fried chicken....but i shall first pray to chuck

[KrooC]

dave thomas speaks to me in my dreams...

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

hmm...what happens if your total gym explodes?...you should have a backup...one in every room of your house!!!

[KrooC]

you think total gym isa game!!!!!!!

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

dave thomas ****ed wendy

[KrooC]

total gym floats as well i took my total gym out to sea on a great voyage... got a good workout as well

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

f/u/c/k/e/d wendy

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

total gym and pirates?...blackbeard had one...the british navy did not!!!

[KrooC]

if all men were created equal...

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

51st post!!!!

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

fred sanford like total gym as much as he hated white people

[KrooC]

and on the first day god created total gym....

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

t o t a l g y m f i t n e s s m a c h i n e

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

why is carson daly so fcuking gay?

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

the total gym...makes golds gym look like...well..copper's gym

[KrooC]

he doesnt own a total gym everybody knows it

[KrooC]

the internet is going to collapse i can feel it

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

total gym
jesus god

hmm?

[KrooC]

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[thedeluxxxoverlord]

i eat anorexic chicks....

[KrooC]

**** man .....chuck noriss never sleeps !!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!! get focused

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[KrooC]

i bet if i slept with a real woman id get hair on my chest like chuck

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

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hmm

[KrooC]

maybe even on my genitals

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

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[KrooC]

*injects bacon greese into glute* whooo what a rush

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

where's the beef?

[stocky121]

bump

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

and i say...total gym did not kill jesus....
the non total gym people blamed it on the total gym

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

stocky?

[KrooC]

loud voice speaks.....

YOU ARE NOT A MAN UNTIL YOU BUY THE WOODY HARELSON DVD COLLECTION CLICK HERE YOU SISSY GIRL

[stocky121]

stocky?

what up bro

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

are you a chuck norris fan and a total gym owner?

[KrooC]

who speakith my name?!?!!?

it is i krooc your loyal subject....

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

i think he left...the brilliance of the total gym was too much

[KrooC]

i am seaking the meaning of life and wishing to find my ora....