but I'll post a thread I started the other day
but I'll post a thread I started the other day
i hope not, helps the time pass at work.Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next."
Still looking.
Originally Posted by roidattack
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Found a bunch but they are too long.
Originally Posted by roidattack
Watcha looking for
Gotta go in less than 10
oh yeah............. jokes
Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
Was looking for more jokes.
Need to hit 1800 before I go.
Shouldnt be too hard.
going
good michael jack-o jokes!
whats the diff between michael jackson and zits?
zits dont cum on your face till your 14..
more jokes! lets make up stupid ones..
1800 feels like I have been here before.
Originally Posted by roidattack
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Sorry Doc, I am getting outta here. Have fun...
wel you will c tomorow if any are taken away.Originally Posted by roidattack
it was fun! c u soon roid attack.Originally Posted by roidattack
i like scotch!
i like lamps!
purple monkey dishwasher!!!!! red ape bus-boy!!!! blue baboon waitress!!!!
You trying to win the 'AR Whore Crown'?Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
ok i thiink i got mypost whoring out of my system! i amused myself to boredom and tears.
no. usualy i never whore, but i am having a real slow boring dayat work, it is keeping me goingOriginally Posted by Swifto
I see.
Well I'v done working and I'm relaxing watching TV eating. May have a little nap soon.
I'm still at work dammit
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me too!! i can leave, but its my bussiness so if i do, i just end up f*cking myself. today is the longest day of the entire year.Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
Why the longest day![]()
no bussiness,just me sitting and staring at the walls. i also did a morning shift at another office,so i have been working since 8 am and i don't finish until 7pm or later
Ouch!Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
Il be in bed soon.....
ZZZzzzzzz........
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then after this i have to go lift, no time to breathe!!Originally Posted by Swifto
as soon as i bitch, wouldn't you know to patients came in my door!ahh the universe provides!!!
right i'am off to bed now
going down to liverpool tomorrow so i won't be on to whore for a while![]()
so no making shit up bigguns while iam gone![]()
off over to your side of the uk matrixguy dam them scouse chick's love my accent![]()
catch all you bro's later peace out![]()
Cya laterOriginally Posted by stocky121
??????
peace and hairgrease![]()
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