What's the weirdest side effect you've gotten from a cycle?

Me, I don't get normal sides like everyone else. I don't get bloat face, acne, oily skin, deca dick or gyno. My first cycle I did deca/test and deca made my feet smell. This cycle I was doing EQ/test and my feet were fine. Midway through my cycle I switched to deca and my feet are kicking ass again.

Prop gives me an itchy skin rash.

Just wondering about everyone else. What weird sides do you get?