Enlarged Shlong?

[Mr.AK]

Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?

[mass junkie]

Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?

it is in fact a myth

[BeefCakeStew]

Mass, maybe we should give it a try. Ill do if you do. Come on I dare you. A few extra inches to spare would always be nice to have.

[mass junkie]

Mass, maybe we should give it a try. Ill do if you do. Come on I dare you. A few extra inches to spare would always be nice to have.

nawwwwww....I give the lil fella enough torture as it is without having to stick needles in it

[dogsofwar]

nawwwwww....I give the lil fella enough torture as it is without having to stick needles in it

I soooo believe this guy...Read some of this other posts....
Rock on junkie!

[marka]

nawwwwww....I give the lil fella enough torture as it is without having to stick needles in it

too funny

[kahoona32]

It is a fact past down by my ol grand pappy. The Safe, All Natural way to increase the size of one's johnson is Bee Therapy. It is the only proven way of doing this. Put on a Bee Suit, cut a hole for the member then you Just find a hive, and stick your johnson in it. That Bad Boy will grow for real.
My Grand pappy also told me that if you want to make the ladies real happy, Rub a Bull Frog on the johnson to create warts. It's an all Natural Tickler. The chicks will be talkin about you for years.. Now that is how you become a hit with the ladies..

Just tryin to help bros
Kahoona.

[hung-solo]

it is in fact a myth

yeah he tried and he shrunk hahahahahaha.. now he cant use it as a kick stand anymore hahahaha

[Bigshotvictoria]

it is in fact a myth

But if you inject directly into your testes you will grow to 7 feet, 400lbs, and shoot lasers from your eyes.

[BeefCakeStew]

Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?

Bro, this has got to be joke.

Its definately a myth. Well, either its a Myth or the rest of the medical and bodybuilding community has been injecting in the wrong place for years.

[KAEW44]

someone posted a similar claim a month ago, he siad his friend has been doing it for years and has a 15inch shlong now........thats ridiculous man, you cant inject into your penis, because it IS NOT A MUSCLE

[Mr.AK]

I tell you what im going for it im gonna run 2 grams right into it.

[FCECC2]

I tell you what im going for it im gonna run 2 grams right into it.

keep us updated and please dont post pics

[Mr.AK]

keep us updated and please dont post pics

Are you shure? dont you want proof?

[einstein1905]

I tell you what im going for it im gonna run 2 grams right into it.

Work on your stand up routine in the lounge....this isn't the place for this kind of crap

[gixxer]

Try a caverject 1st and see what its like to stick a pin in your dong.
You would be very sorry injecting oil in there,doctors transfer fat to increase size.Ever notice a porn star with a fat dong and a tiny head?

[Dally]

Try a caverject 1st and see what its like to stick a pin in your dong.
You would be very sorry injecting oil in there,doctors transfer fat to increase size.Ever notice a porn star with a fat dong and a tiny head?

ummm EXCUSE ME... but not all porn stars who have a fat dong have a little head.

I just happen to know this .. personally.

And no... its not what your thinkin .. you SICKO.

[Lozgod]

Work on your stand up routine in the lounge....this isn't the place for this kind of crap

Agreed. This thread is hellastupid.

[gixxer]

I didn't say all,i said ever notice a pornstar.Some spend the bucks to get the tenden snip,and the plumpy..lol

[BUYLONGTERM]

Work on your stand up routine in the lounge....this isn't the place for this kind of crap

Couldn't of said it better myself! Unreal.

[GetSwole112]

I'd say 27ga @ 1/2"..... might take longer to inject but less post injection pain.. and ohh yea you might wanna start out with some morphine (arm.. not wang)

[Froggy]

Bro, with that 1/2 incher....you may go clean through.

[Ntpadude]

Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?

Can you imagine what synthol could do to the penis??

[kingofmasters]

Can you imagine what synthol could do to the penis??

Synthol would make it as large as you want to without a doubt, but you will probably never be able to get an erection ever again!
The penis should be seen as a blood-reservoir, if in erection the
corpus spongiosum and corpora cavernosa fill with blood thus making it larger and harder.
If you as amateur put a needle in there, you might do a whole lot of damage, not to mention the fact the oil will screw up the whole system in there.

Localized DHT-therapy is the only known true enlarger of Penisses in men older then 20 (so who already had puberty!).

Greets
Kingofmasters

[100%NATURAL-theGH]

Synthol would make it as large as you want to without a doubt, but you will probably never be able to get an erection ever again!
The penis should be seen as a blood-reservoir, if in erection the
corpus spongiosum and corpora cavernosa fill with blood thus making it larger and harder.
If you as amateur put a needle in there, you might do a whole lot of damage, not to mention the fact the oil will screw up the whole system in there.

Localized DHT-therapy is the only known true enlarger of Penisses in men older then 20 (so who already had puberty!).

Greets
Kingofmasters

Hey ..... now what are we talking about here???? DHT? does it actually make you grow??? what is it??? and how does it work??? how safe is it???? and most importantly.... where can I get some? 100% Serious here....

[kingofmasters]

Hey ..... now what are we talking about here???? DHT? does it actually make you grow??? what is it??? and how does it work??? how safe is it???? and most importantly.... where can I get some? 100% Serious here....

Localized DHT therapy:
In grown men it is known to put on an inch and/or some thickness,
in young children or adolescents it can truly work miracles
Contrary to popular thought applying Andractim there is beneficial to the prostate as well (Think because DHT is known to hinder estrogens).
Andractim2,5% is a transdermal DHT gel, meaning it contains 2,5% Androstanolone (DHT).

[kingofmasters]

Choi SK, Han SW, Kim DH, de Lignieres B. Related Articles, Links
Transdermal dihydrotestosterone therapy and its effects on patients with microphallus.
J Urol. 1993 Aug;150(2 Pt 2):657-60.
PMID: 8326617

[ElWrightyJr]

my god thats a good one

[bluethunder]

Well I have to agree silly post. However, medically speaking the genital area are full of testosterone receptors in fact quite high. While the penis itself is not striated skeletal muscle the supporting ones are. For example the Levator Ani controls the pelvic region and it helps you stop peeing. When you have a erection & points up. you control the up/down thats them. Then there are spicter muscles that contol feces gases. Then there are the bulbo,ischio mucles. They also play are role in the up position. When testosterone is very low these muscles can lose their strength. And the penis cannot hold the blood in the chambers. Hence you experience ED. Bottom line is Injecting test into one penis is not going to make it bigger . But having not enough can cause issues and atrophy

[MikeyZ23]

seee what i like to do... is hang a 20lb dumbell off my schlong when i run on the treadmill.... increases length and vascularity

[sniper320]

Hey a guy at my gym told me that if I inject test into my shlong, it will not only increase my muscle size faster it will increase my shlong size. He said he didnt know if it was true though. Is this a fact or a myth?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHA AHHAHA AHA A HA A Good one that was funny.

[calidude]

I'm Could Not Even Imagine.

[dirtdawg]

if i drink winny will be my schlong get bigger and will my girlfriend grow a mustache

[Demon Deacon]

if i drink winny will be my schlong get bigger and will my girlfriend grow a mustache

Everyone knows you cant drink winny

[birsling]

Mr. AK, weren't you the same guy with the mustache thread? Cmon man

[eport]

i dont think the couple extra inches would be worth that paint **** it hurts just thinking about it

[juiceinthehood]

dont u have any serious issues to talk about bro first the mustache thread now this its getting kind of annoying

[Krunchtime]

oh god....

[RussianVodka]

Is it a joke?:-)

[Demon Deacon]

KOM have you ever tried it. I am 21 years old what could it do for me? Longer the better