Who bangs chicks off the internet?

[MASStermind]

Any good stories? Horror stories? Tactics to get them offline into your bed? Good sites to meet them? and also some tips when talking to them online.


I've banged chicks off aol, hotornot, match.com. I used to be a pioneer in the field when people would call me a loser for meeting chicks online. It was easy game back them getting these horny girls. Now every desperate loser is doing it and the market is saturated with loser guys and fat chicks. I wish I could go back to the good old days.

[UrbanLegend]

I think this about sums it up

[MASStermind]

this is the pic I sent chicks

[kloter1]

hahah funny. ive met one on aol chat room took a year but finally hooked up with her.

[kloter1]

forgot, i actually dated another girl i met in a chat room. she was a real wackjob. she was always taking prozac and pills. she was a good bang and plus she was a pharmacist..got tons of pills!

[AnabolicAlien]

i've done it many many times. it helps if you both have webcams so you can see each other first. i don't do it much anymore. i'm kinda busy right now but i'll elaborate later.

A.A.

[MASStermind]

i've done it many many times. it helps if you both have webcams so you can see each other first. i don't do it much anymore. i'm kinda busy right now but i'll elaborate later.

A.A.

whats your source for these women? Yahoo, aol?

[frank_frank]

whats your source for these women? Yahoo, aol?

please read the rules of the baord before posting!! You can't ask for sources.

ALL YOUR SOURCES IS BELONG TO US

[bigguy20]

whats your source for these women? Yahoo, aol?

hey dont you know the rules by now..... no posting sources lol

[BigMike J]

When i first got out of prison that was how i hooked up with chicks.. worked good too. Now i have 2 kids with one of them ... hahaha

[CarvedFromStone]

I meet one chick on the internet and she was fat an nasty, she had a picture that she had taken when she was in highschool. She must have weighed 40 pounds more then she did in the picture. I Still put honey on her ass and licked it off...mmm yeah

[Red Ketchup]

I met a couple of ladies off the net... man what a mistake that was...

I don't know if it's just me who is a whack-job magnet or what, but every single one I met off the net was freaking insane or lost in the twilight-zone or something...

I did get some decent nookie but I don't think it was worth it in the long run...

Red

[clockworks]

I don't know if it's just me who is a whack-job magnet or what, but every single one I met off the net was freaking insane or lost in the twilight-zone or something...

Word, doode, same here.

I met a couple off hotornot.com and match.com. The ones off match.com were goodie two shoes prudes, but a few off hotornot had issues. One was like this constantly depressed emo kid...she was hot though. The other I went on date with and she invited me up to her apt. The apt was a mess, mirrors on the floor with coke still on them, dirty dishes everywhere, moldy laundry. Her roommate came outta the shower naked right infront of me. She said her and her roommates like to get naked and have coke nights (one of her roommates was a stripper too). Stupid me was too naive to see she just wanted to get freaky (maybe even with her roommate), so I told her I had stuff to do and I left. She was waaaaay too skinny for me anyways...dang coke heads.

[clockworks]

my first several email exchanges were standard cut and pastes, that i modified to whatever they were saying.

Care to share some of your gems?

[clockworks]

Care to share some of your gems?

Hey MMA, I wasn't kidding...

I'm always at a loss of what to say in an email. The first few always seem so impersonal because you really have no idea what to say to a person you don't know and BS small talk like people do in real life doesn't sound right in an email.

Whats some of your copy and paste stuff you use to get things off the ground?

Heh, I don't even know why I'm asking since I have a gf, I guess its for future reference.

[MASStermind]

yeah one i met was fatter than hell. I regret boning her but I did. It was like trying to save a beached whale where you try to roll them over and you feel that cold dead skin blubber. GROSS! I was like might as well get a BJ cause i drove a long ass way to see how she looked. She was so nasty. But as she gave me BJ she was begging me to **** her so I did with my eyes closed. I lasted all of 2 seconds both times. Then I saw her run to the bathroom and it was just nasty. This ass of hers was huge and had no shape. I dont know how something that big has no shape. It looked like that goo falling down on Nickolodeon shows double dare. And there were stretch marks all over and she was really pasty white and had these nasty pus filled pink pimples all over her chest. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

[Red Ketchup]

yeah one i met was fatter than hell. I regret boning her but I did. It was like trying to save a beached whale

Yaaarrrrr!

Ye speared moby-dick and ye survived to tell the tale!? yaaarrrrrrrr!



Red

[TheDfromGC]

yeah one i met was fatter than hell. I regret boning her but I did. It was like trying to save a beached whale where you try to roll them over and you feel that cold dead skin blubber. GROSS! I was like might as well get a BJ cause i drove a long ass way to see how she looked. She was so nasty. But as she gave me BJ she was begging me to **** her so I did with my eyes closed. I lasted all of 2 seconds both times. Then I saw her run to the bathroom and it was just nasty. This ass of hers was huge and had no shape. I dont know how something that big has no shape. It looked like that goo falling down on Nickolodeon shows double dare. And there were stretch marks all over and she was really pasty white and had these nasty pus filled pink pimples all over her chest. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

think i just lost my appetite...

[Superhuman]

think i just lost my appetite...

ya, i definately shouldn't have read that

[IntensityX]

yeah one i met was fatter than hell. I regret boning her but I did. It was like trying to save a beached whale where you try to roll them over and you feel that cold dead skin blubber. GROSS! I was like might as well get a BJ cause i drove a long ass way to see how she looked. She was so nasty. But as she gave me BJ she was begging me to **** her so I did with my eyes closed. I lasted all of 2 seconds both times. Then I saw her run to the bathroom and it was just nasty. This ass of hers was huge and had no shape. I dont know how something that big has no shape. It looked like that goo falling down on Nickolodeon shows double dare. And there were stretch marks all over and she was really pasty white and had these nasty pus filled pink pimples all over her chest. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

**** sounds like you got a nasty big mac with extra fries there

[Red Ketchup]

This ass of hers was huge and had no shape. I dont know how something that big has no shape. It looked like that goo falling down on Nickolodeon shows double dare. And there were stretch marks all over and she was really pasty white and had these nasty pus filled pink pimples all over her chest. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

Is it her?





Red

[C_Bino]

yeah one i met was fatter than hell. I regret boning her but I did. It was like trying to save a beached whale where you try to roll them over and you feel that cold dead skin blubber. GROSS! I was like might as well get a BJ cause i drove a long ass way to see how she looked. She was so nasty. But as she gave me BJ she was begging me to **** her so I did with my eyes closed. I lasted all of 2 seconds both times. Then I saw her run to the bathroom and it was just nasty. This ass of hers was huge and had no shape. I dont know how something that big has no shape. It looked like that goo falling down on Nickolodeon shows double dare. And there were stretch marks all over and she was really pasty white and had these nasty pus filled pink pimples all over her chest. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

You are my hero
LLOOOLLL!!!

[***xxx***]

yeah one i met was fatter than hell. I regret boning her but I did. It was like trying to save a beached whale where you try to roll them over and you feel that cold dead skin blubber. GROSS! I was like might as well get a BJ cause i drove a long ass way to see how she looked. She was so nasty. But as she gave me BJ she was begging me to **** her so I did with my eyes closed. I lasted all of 2 seconds both times. Then I saw her run to the bathroom and it was just nasty. This ass of hers was huge and had no shape. I dont know how something that big has no shape. It looked like that goo falling down on Nickolodeon shows double dare. And there were stretch marks all over and she was really pasty white and had these nasty pus filled pink pimples all over her chest. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

gross

[CarvedFromStone]

whaling stabing yeah

[MASStermind]

bahahah

[nickrizz]

by far nastiest reading in my life

[frank_frank]

its funny every time!!!

[workdude]

[bignatt]

This chick sent me some nudes she looked mint so i go to meet her and i pull up next to her and she doesnt even have a neck shes so fat needless to say i was soooo pissed and didnt even want to hang with the beast but i took a blow

[MASStermind]

This chick sent me some nudes she looked mint so i go to meet her and i pull up next to her and she doesnt even have a neck shes so fat needless to say i was soooo pissed and didnt even want to hang with the beast but i took a blow

I wish I could have left it at that with this girl. But i'm not one that can nut off a BJ and I had rented the hotel room for an hour and still had a good 45 minutes left and I didnt want to waste my 15 dollars so I decided to give it a ride.

[clockworks]

This chick sent me some nudes she looked mint so i go to meet her and i pull up next to her and she doesnt even have a neck shes so fat needless to say i was soooo pissed and didnt even want to hang with the beast but i took a blow

What?! Did you confront her about lying about her pic??

I met up with a hotornot chick who had good pics, but in RL she looked terrible. I was pretty offended and promptly left. She also lied about her age cuz we met at "her house" which was really her parents' house...=P

[punk_bbuilder]

ive done it quite a few times

[decadbal]

that is for ppl with no social skills.

[MASStermind]

that is for ppl with no social skills.

thats pretty presumptuous bro. You speak like we dont ask these girls out on a date and then take them out and have conversation with them and do the same process. Would you say being hooked up by a friend on a blind date is for someone with no social skills?

[decadbal]

thats pretty presumptuous bro. You speak like we dont ask these girls out on a date and then take them out and have conversation with them and do the same process. Would you say being hooked up by a friend on a blind date is for someone with no social skills?

dont know, im not so shy i cant talk to a girl in person... the entire internet thing is where losers go, im sure not everyone who does it is a loser, im sure there are normal ppl out there, i merely mean the higher percent is shut in reject losers, who cant talk to a girl or are afraid to, who knows, who cares really, it doesnt involve me..

[MASStermind]

man do i know you or something? How the hell did you know i'm a shut in reject loser?

[clockworks]

dont know, im not so shy i cant talk to a girl in person... the entire internet thing is where losers go, im sure not everyone who does it is a loser, im sure there are normal ppl out there, i merely mean the higher percent is shut in reject losers, who cant talk to a girl or are afraid to, who knows, who cares really, it doesnt involve me..

You're looking at it from the wrong angle, IMO. Its all about maximizing your chances of getting laid. There is no rule that says you can only do one or the other: meet girls in RL *or* meet girls online. Why not do *both* and double your chances of hooking up?

Maybe you're some kind of hot ass adonus, but I get shot down a lot and hardcore in RL..I use the online thing to increase my chances or just when my ego needs some R&R...

[Dude-Man]

Would you say being hooked up by a friend on a blind date is for someone with no social skills?

yeah.

[goodtobeapimp]

I've had quite a few off the net. Not always the ugly,fat nasty people would think actually. I've only met one toad off the net. .. I've used ICQ,Yahoo...Mostly Icq when I was younger that way I could search the immediate area for what they had to offer.

[MASStermind]

Crap, I need to try ICQ. Always thought ICQ was international poon. I'd always get IMs from japanese women wanting me to teach them English.