
Originally Posted by
The Baron
There is no such thing as "can't gain weight"... only "won't eat enough". Serious. EAT MORE! Hit the ice cream hard and heavy... a single pint of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey (MMMMmmmm... my FAVORITE!) contains a whopping 1260 calories. Try 3 pints a day, on top of your normal food containing at least 200 grams of protein per day. Throw in a couple of protein shakes for good measure. Whey is particularly good immediately after training or immediately after waking up in the morning. Whole food protein or cassein based protein is great right before bed.
COUNT YOUR CALORIES AND YOUR GRAMS OF PROTEIN!!! You can't possibly learn how to eat if you don't even know what you are already eating!
If you are getting a normal intake of whole food with 200 grams of protein contained therein, and you are supplementing with my recommended 3800 calories from the Ben and Jerry's, and having a couple of 2 scoop shakes every day, you WILL GROW!!! You could not possibly not grow because that is probably over 6000 calories per day. If I am wrong, and somehow your maintenance level even at your size is over that amount, then you simply eat even more.
If you say you can't gain weight, I call BS. If you say you are eating all you can eat, I call BS especially if you are not counting your calories or your grams of protein, fat, and carbs. BS! BS! BS! BS! BS!!!!!!!!! <The Baron snarls and cracks his whip loudly, eyes bulging with rage, veins pulsating madly> ALL BS!!!!! YOU ARE NOT EATING ENOUGH! EAT LIKE A MAN, not like friggin Barbie!!!
If you can learn to gain a steady 1/2 to 1 lb per week, you have hope of seeing results from gear. If you can learn to confine at least half of those gains to muscle, you are looking better and better as a candidate for AAS. I most strongly suggest that you wait at least a couple of years AFTER you learn to eat and train properly, before doing a cycle. At that time, consider running 400 to 500mg/week test E or C for 10-12 weeks. This should give you good results with practically zero sides other than being a walking hard-on 24 hrs a day after the gear kicks in. You could run as little as 250mg/week and see modest gains IF your diet and training are in order. I agree with everybody else... it is easier to learn how to manage test only, first. Learning what Test alone does for your body is an essential building block of your personal AAS knowledge. Practically every cycle is based on testosterone (except for chicks of course) and so knowing what it does for/to YOU and how to manage it are very important. If you just GOT to do a stack, at least stick with a standard published beginner's cycle with a good track record, and do not get all artsy-craftsy-creative and modify it to match the gear you happen to have available.
EAT DAMMIT! EAT!!! EEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!