I wanna juice, don't wanna get big and muscley

[Mesomorphyl]

Wanna take steroids but don't wanna get huge. What is best to take? Winny? Is that the same as winstrol and can I drink it? How about a dbol only cycle? I do not want to use testosterone at any cost... So do not even suggest it.




Joking

[Leroy Brown]

Is 12 too young for a cycle? I'm 4'6", 75 lbs but I feel I've hit my genetic limit.

[Mesomorphyl]

Is 12 too young for a cycle? I'm 4'6", 75 lbs but I feel I've hit my genetic limit.

I need a SLAP! for this one don't I?

[AandF6969]

Yea usually its "I want to gain a few pounds of muscle but I dont want to look like those sicko bodybuilder guys... so should I eat only 2000 calories a day?"

YES, you wake up one day and look like lee priest... pffffff

[peump]

i started working out last week and have made decent gains can you recomend a cycle for me. whats tren, and does pct make you pretty big?

[bignatt]

I actually snort the dbol and winny that works best for me and i usually use anadrols anally

[skiing]

Is 12 too young for a cycle? I'm 4'6", 75 lbs but I feel I've hit my genetic limit.

[slitsoul13]

i swear every day some1 makes a post mocking the newbies, but the fact is... it seems like ppl make more post making fun of newbies, than newbies actually do themselves.. especially the drink winny / dbol only cyc, that **** is getin old

[Mesomorphyl]

i swear every day some1 makes a post mocking the newbies, but the fact is... it seems like ppl make more post making fun of newbies, than newbies actually do themselves.. especially the drink winny / dbol only cyc, that **** is getin old

Have you been reading the forum this last week? Did I hurt your feelings? If so I apologize as I do not want you going into a roid rage. Another thing we do not flame around here anymore, you would know that if you used the search button.

[stocky121]

I actually snort the dbol and winny that works best for me and i usually use anadrols anally

that's funny i thought i was the only one who did that

[t-money]

Have you been reading the forum this last week? Did I hurt your feelings? If so I apologize as I do not want you going into a roid rage. Another thing we do not flame around here anymore, you would know that if you used the search button.

LMFAO at this thread...thanks Meso...you brought some cheer to my day!

Now it's time to spark another bowl...



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[AandF6969]

i swear every day some1 makes a post mocking the newbies, but the fact is... it seems like ppl make more post making fun of newbies, than newbies actually do themselves.. especially the drink winny / dbol only cyc, that **** is getin old

If you did a count of each type of thread and compared them, I bet you'd actually find more "simple" newbie questions then joke threads. No big deal.

[peump]

i swear every day some1 makes a post mocking the newbies, but the fact is... it seems like ppl make more post making fun of newbies, than newbies actually do themselves.. especially the drink winny / dbol only cyc, that **** is getin old

i apologize for hurting your feelings. is there anything that i can do to make things better between us? do you still love me?

[justincredible]

Is 12 too young for a cycle? I'm 4'6", 75 lbs but I feel I've hit my genetic limit.

I don't like that you're only 12. You shouldn't be using AAS yet, but seeing as how you'll be a teenager soon, you're probably gonna do it anyway, so I'd go with this for your first cycle:

1-8 dbol 50mg/day
1-35 150mg tren Ace ED
15-35 200 mg winny ED
1-15 600mg EQ/wk
16-30 600mg deca/wk
clen/t3/dnp throughout your entire cycle and take 2tbsp of honey ED for pct.
You may wanna keep some nolva on hand "just in case". I know you said you're not gonna run any test, but I'd at least try and run 7-10mg/day, but you'll be OK if you don't. Good luck, and enjoy your growing!!!

[GetinBig]

I actually snort the dbol and winny that works best for me and i usually use anadrols anally

I thought you only did that with winny. Is that how you do a dbol only cycle??

[bullram]

I don't like that you're only 12. You shouldn't be using AAS yet, but seeing as how you'll be a teenager soon, you're probably gonna do it anyway, so I'd go with this for your first cycle:

1-8 dbol 50mg/day
1-35 150mg tren Ace ED
15-35 200 mg winny ED
1-15 600mg EQ/wk
16-30 600mg deca/wk
clen/t3/dnp throughout your entire cycle and take 2tbsp of honey ED for pct.
You may wanna keep some nolva on hand "just in case". I know you said you're not gonna run any test, but I'd at least try and run 7-10mg/day, but you'll be OK if you don't. Good luck, and enjoy your growing!!!

hey thats my exact cycle

[GetinBig]

I don't like that you're only 12. You shouldn't be using AAS yet, but seeing as how you'll be a teenager soon, you're probably gonna do it anyway, so I'd go with this for your first cycle:

1-8 dbol 50mg/day
1-35 150mg tren Ace ED
15-35 200 mg winny ED
1-15 600mg EQ/wk
16-30 600mg deca/wk
clen/t3/dnp throughout your entire cycle and take 2tbsp of honey ED for pct.
You may wanna keep some nolva on hand "just in case". I know you said you're not gonna run any test, but I'd at least try and run 7-10mg/day, but you'll be OK if you don't. Good luck, and enjoy your growing!!!

LMAO at the 2tbsp of honey for PCT..

[BajanBastard]

Ahh yes another Meso bath house thread.

[Jantzen4k]

Is 12 too young for a cycle? I'm 4'6", 75 lbs but I feel I've hit my genetic limit.

thanks for a good laugh leroy

[Mesomorphyl]

Ahh yes another Meso bath house thread.

All my buddies are invited too

[bignatt]

I thought you only did that with winny. Is that how you do a dbol only cycle??

Yes ive had many gurus tell me thats the way

[hobbitlifter]

Is 12 too young for a cycle? I'm 4'6", 75 lbs but I feel I've hit my genetic limit.

That is too young to start something. I'm 24 and I'm on my first cycle. Don't make dumb decisions that you will regret later. Stupid question to.

[t-money]

That is too young to start something. I'm 24 and I'm on my first cycle. Don't make dumb decisions that you will regret later. Stupid question to.

Are you serious?

Please tell me there is sarcasm in your voice.

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[Mesomorphyl]

That is too young to start something. I'm 24 and I'm on my first cycle. Don't make dumb decisions that you will regret later. Stupid question to.

OH, GOD I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY FU@KING ASS OFF

[stocky121]

That is too young to start something. I'm 24 and I'm on my first cycle. Don't make dumb decisions that you will regret later. Stupid question to.

he was only joking bro

[Mesomorphyl]

Are you serious?

Please tell me there is sarcasm in your voice.

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HAHA he is for real LMAO

[justincredible]

That is too young to start something. I'm 24 and I'm on my first cycle. Don't make dumb decisions that you will regret later. Stupid question to.

If I don't quit reading this thread I'm gonna p*ss in my f*cking pants!!!!

[t-money]

STOP THE MADNESS...

I was all for being helpful and respectful to Newbie's until this dumbass spoke up.

UnbeFVCKinlevable!

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[Mesomorphyl]

Sorry to hijack my own thread, but is anyone else laughing so hard they are crying???

[hobbitlifter]

SARCASM IS INVOLVED!!!!! But really honestly 12 is too young

[t-money]

Sorry to hijack my own thread, but is anyone else laughing so hard they are crying???

Everyone in my gym is staring at me like I am some internet geek......

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[Mesomorphyl]

SARCASM IS INVOLVED!!!!! But really honestly 12 is too young

[KGBnine]

I like how people think that "getting huge" is something that happens on accident.

[justincredible]

SARCASM IS INVOLVED!!!!! But really honestly 12 is too young

[t-money]

I am a bit skeptical if there was sarcasm, but I will let it go and I apologize for flaming you...

[t-money]

Just don't ever try to be funny in a Newbie joke thread when you are fresher than panties drying on the line.

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[bullram]

SARCASM IS INVOLVED!!!!! But really honestly 12 is too young

is 14 and a half old enough

[t-money]

only if your Mommy & Daddy say it's okay and they give you the shot.

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[hobbitlifter]

Good job pulling that one out of you ***. Really great job

[BajanBastard]

SARCASM IS INVOLVED!!!!! But really honestly 12 is too young

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? Can't you see he has reached his genetic limit? Add 10mg of methyl-trenbolone ed from week 1-30 in Justincredibles cycle.