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    BDTR Vs Ashlee Simpson

    What do you guys think,maybe she would be able to ram him like a rhino with that big nose of hers and take the big guy down or since BDTR loves her so much maybe she can seduce him and when he least expects it WHAM a waffle iron to the head

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    $10 on Ashlee

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    i say gonzo is the winner all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    i say gonzo is the winner all day
    gonzo?! ashlee's nose?@!

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    LMAO I love the waffle iron.

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    I could never harm such a beautiful creature. My god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    gonzo?! ashlee's nose?@!
    you hit the nail on the head there bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    you hit the nail on the head there bro
    by nail you mean her nose? by head.. you mean sexual action?
    are you speaking of performing oral sex on her nose?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    I could never harm such a beautiful creature. My god.

    In other words, Ashlee would keep her pimpin' hand strong

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    by nail you mean her nose? by head.. you mean sexual action?
    are you speaking of performing oral sex on her nose?!

    maybe that's how we get down over here in the uk

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    maybe that's how we get down over here in the uk
    now thats hot...

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    He would be putty in her hands. She could kick him in the nuts for three hours straight and I got cash money says he'd crawl over to her corner to ask for her digits.

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    Bets are in...bdtr has met his match

    Would she even have to resort to her secret weapon?

    Nobody nose




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    Maybe Ashlee's acid reflux would act up and BDTR could take advantage. Then again... Ashlee is ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Bets are in...bdtr has met his match

    Would she even have to resort to her secret weapon?

    Nobody nose



    nobody nose...hahahaha. not bad my carribean friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    I could never harm such a beautiful creature. My god.
    man your girl is far more attractive than that awful biotch!! in case nobody nose, he posted a pic of his girl in 2003 i think

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    Ashlee fo sho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDTR
    I could never harm such a beautiful creature. My god.
    At least you refer to her as a "creature". That's about all I can agree with though.

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    her nose would poke his eyes out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    by nail you mean her nose? by head.. you mean sexual action?
    are you speaking of performing oral sex on her nose?!
    what, you've never has nasal sex?

    i banged dionne warwick's nostrils. loose.

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    ****... good memory...

    I know she is... but she's not ashlee!

    Quote Originally Posted by TRLS63
    man your girl is far more attractive than that awful biotch!! in case nobody nose, he posted a pic of his girl in 2003 i think

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew
    what, you've never has nasal sex?

    i banged dionne warwick's nostrils. loose.
    JSN Whoa dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

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