Screw Yardwork Screw Stinging nettle
So today I got motivated and decided to put bark mulch in all my flowerbeds. First I have to weed them....I got ahold of a tiny ... Im talking less than a half inch tall piece of stinging nettle with two of my fingers. That was at 10 am....its 430 and that chit still hurts!
DAMN. Im gonna let the yard go to hell like everyone else. This is too much freakin work!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!