How Many Sex Toys Do You Have?????

[CRUISECONTROL]

Go ahead be honest and tell all of AR how many sex toys you own

[chest6]

at least 5.

[CRUISECONTROL]

at least 5.

LOL chest your at 4299 and I'm at 3299

off topic but funny

[CRUISECONTROL]

at least 5.

For you or for her

[chest6]

For you or for her

hmmm k ill stop before someone takes me seriously. I do like KY tho..quite a lot actually Used it a few times now we're apart

[CRUISECONTROL]

hmmm k ill stop before someone takes me seriously. I do like KY tho..quite a lot actually Used it a few times now we're apart

Yeah I hear it works great for dildo insertion!!!!!!!! Glad to hear its working for you brother

[chest6]

Yeah I hear it works great for dildo insertion!!!!!!!! Glad to hear its working for you brother

Can you use it with normal sex? She and I were debating this but had no problem with doing it.. I dont really know what is in KY..i guess that would be the case...

[abstrack]

Does my cock and balls count? Because thats be enough to please the women.

[CRUISECONTROL]

Does my cock and balls count? Because thats be enough to please the women.

Yes its enough to please them but not Always enough to send them into the most in depth orgasim they have ever had but somtimes you can do that without the toys and if your good make sometimes, most of the time but it wouldnt be a multi billion dollar market if it didnt work

[chest6]

Yes its enough to please them but not Always enough to send them into the most in depth orgasim they have ever had but somtimes you can do that without the toys and if your good make sometimes, most of the time but it wouldnt be a multi billion dollar market if it didnt work

eh it works good enough.


dammit just as i wrote that i noticed a single stretchmark on my chest..wtf! Theyre spreading!

[CRUISECONTROL]

eh it works good enough.


dammit just as i wrote that i noticed a single stretchmark on my chest..wtf! Theyre spreading!

Sorry to hear that man........ I wish for you that you would have said..... "dammit just as i wrothe that i noticed a single woman on my chest with great legs ...and they're spreading"

[*Narkissos*]

Sorry to hear that man........ I wish for you that you would have said..... "dammit just as i wrothe that i noticed a single woman on my chest with great legs ...and they're spreading"

priceless

[abstrack]

Yes its enough to please them but not Always enough to send them into the most in depth orgasim they have ever had but somtimes you can do that without the toys and if your good make sometimes, most of the time but it wouldnt be a multi billion dollar market if it didnt work

You must not be going deep enough.

[CRUISECONTROL]

You must not be going deep enough.

You mis understood me my friend!!!!!!!!!!!! point is you can give her an amazing orgazim with just yourself or you can make that amazing orgasim even better with the proper toy and know how

[chest6]

You mis understood me my friend!!!!!!!!!!!! point is you can give her an amazing orgazim with just yourself or you can make that amazing orgasim even better with the proper toy and know how

That could get difficult. But I guess she could work it and you work yours. Simply you working and her working at the same time does just fine tho. Ah hope that makes sense didnt wanna get too graphic

[abstrack]

You mis understood me my friend!!!!!!!!!!!! point is you can give her an amazing orgazim with just yourself or you can make that amazing orgasim even better with the proper toy and know how

No. I understood you clear as day light. Been there. Done that. I know how to please a women so she has Amazing orgasms. The kind that make her legs shake and quiver. The kind that makes the emotional and cry. No need to toot my own horn, but toot toot

[chest6]

4300-3300..how they hell did i get an entire 1000 in front of you..i remember when u nearly whored urself to death and u were 200 or 300 in front of me

[*Narkissos*]

Other than my girlfriend; my hands; or that darn hole in my mattress (Suzy i call her)?

None.

[dive_kid]

my sex toy lives with me 365 days a year.
so I only have one

[*Narkissos*]

Damn chest...you's whoring up a storm

[chest6]

Damn chest...you's whoring up a storm

I am what my title says

funny thing is I have 2 tests tmr

[CRUISECONTROL]

Damn chest...you's whoring up a storm

I taught him well and I am very proud

[*Narkissos*]

4500 posts :woot:

[CRUISECONTROL]

4500 posts :woot:

Congrats I'll be there next month

[chest6]

Congrats I'll be there next month

I'll be there by this weekend

[LAW]

I've brought & tried lots of different toys and I have to say there is nothing like the real thing or my own hand to get things done. It's amazing how much you can do with simple things.

[chest6]

I've brought & tried lots of different toys and I have to say there is nothing like the real thing or my own hand to get things done. It's amazing how much you can do with simple things.

Ya..doing it herself works just fine. I dont see the need for all the toys

[abstrack]

I've brought & tried lots of different toys and I have to say there is nothing like the real thing or my own hand to get things done. It's amazing how much you can do with simple things.

Yeah baby! Old school lovin.....

[*Narkissos*]

I remembered when i could whore 100 posts in a week...without breaking a sweat.

Those were the days

[chest6]

I remembered when i could whore 100 posts in a week...without breaking a sweat.

Those were the days

Most days I'll hit 100 in a day..i wouldnt be surprised if i got 100 in today...but as i hear..as me and cruise came along..whoring become more A.R.ly acceptable

[CRUISECONTROL]

I remembered when i could whore 100 posts in a week...without breaking a sweat.

Those were the days

I average 31.76 per day!!!!!!!!!!! I posted over 600 in 4 days to get to 2000

[*Narkissos*]

4504 ...yea yea yea

[*Narkissos*]

So does the hole in my mattress count as a sex toy?

[abstrack]

So does the whole in my mattress count as a sex toy?

No. Thats called your glory hole

[chest6]

No. Thats called your glory hole

I need one of those

[abstrack]

I need one of those

Ask Nark if you can borrow his?



???? That doesnt sound right

[*Narkissos*]

No. Thats called your glory hole

So if someone theorectically sticks his dick into said hole in his mattress...and then proceeds to screw its stuffing out...that doesnt count as sex or weird does it?

[abstrack]

So if someone theorectically sticks his dick into said hole in his mattress...and then proceeds to screw its stuffing out...that doesnt count as sex or weird does it?

Theoretically it does count as sex, but you have to name it and talk dirty to it at the time of intercourse. Saying things like "Yeah baby!" or "Take that shit!" counts also.

[CRUISECONTROL]

So if someone theorectically sticks his dick into said hole in his mattress...and then proceeds to screw its stuffing out...that doesnt count as sex or weird does it?

I feel for ya if you ever went deep enough and caught a spring in the mattress


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats gotta hurt

[chest6]

So if someone theorectically sticks his dick into said hole in his mattress...and then proceeds to screw its stuffing out...that doesnt count as sex or weird does it?

LMAO..sure it counts..I just wouldnt go up to one of ur friends and be like oooo so tired after that crazy sex last night..