Omg!

[Testsubject]

So Im in the gym training shoulders on Friday. Half way through my workout I have to take a piss, so I go to the bathroom to do so. I wash my hands and realize there is no paper towel and I hate using those had dryers so I go to grab some paper towel from one of the stalls and what do I find when I walk in the stall, a fresh turd sitting in the toilet that must have been about 3inches in diameter, 3 INCHES IN DIAMETER, WHO THE HELL CAN SHIT LIKE THAT?!?!?! So I go back to my workout looking for the fruitiest looking guy in the gym b/c god knows no straight mans brownhole is that loose.

[nirish_mark20]

LMAO

i hate when i find that, even worse when it fu(king stinks and u cant stop smelling it through your whole workout!!!!

[MatrixGuy]

That was me bro... sorry

[Mizfit]

ty for sharing

[Testsubject]

Im just amazed at how something like that can even make its way to the end of the tunnel.

[IronFreakX]

the ass and pussy can stretch real far and accomodate more than u know

[Kärnfysikern]

The real question is how much pain was the mofo in that squeesed out that badboy.

[G-1000]

That is info i could hve done with out.

Thanks now i feel dummer after reading this thread.

[copenhagen]

my brother and his friends went on a senior party to a place like chucky cheese called "celebration station" during the day he went to piss and found a terd in the toilet that he claims was as big around as a can of dogfood!

[lucabratzi]

if i laid that shit down i would leave it too. thats somehting to be proud of, u dont just wannna flush it down, let everyone marvel in ur hard work.

[Testsubject]

That is info i could hve done with out.

Thanks now i feel dummer after reading this thread.

Had to share it with someone, its not ever day you see turd half the size of a baseball bat chllin in the can. I was fukcin disgusting to tell you the truth.

[IronFreakX]

if i laid that shit down i would leave it too. thats somehting to be proud of, u dont just wannna flush it down, let everyone marvel in ur hard work.

[MASTER]

The real question is how much pain was the mofo in that squeesed out that badboy.

Ha ha dont u mean how much pleasure did he get

[SPIKE]

I've actually seen that happen before except it was on the toilet!! I think this guy must have known it was going to be a winner. Probably wanted everyone to see his materpiece. Sick fcuks!!

[Power40]

I once seen a turd that had soaked up almost all the water in the toilet. The toilet could not be flushed. It was at work, so I know it was one of my co-workers.

[powerliftmike]

That is info i could hve done with out.

Thanks now i feel dummer after reading this thread.

Haha, yes. If you find the guy ask him about a courtesy flush next time.

[darmadoc]

Well, they say width is more important than length!

[godkilla]

i havent laughed this hard in a long time, thnx!

[C_Bino]

Those are the worst. I have prolly seen the biggest log ever though. I was staying with some teammates in a hotel in Quebec when I used to play soccer. I was rooming with this pretty big guy, he goes and takes a shit that he made everyone look at because it was literally impossible to imagine how big his asshole must be to shit it out. It was approximately the size of a loaf of bread...NO JOKE guys. It would not fit down the toilet or break up when he flushed a few times. He actually had to pick it up outta the toilet and just throw it in the garbage it was so bloody big.

Most disgusting thing I have ever seen, just because it made me realize he must be gay.

-Bino

[*Narkissos*]

Had to share it with someone, its not ever day you see turd half the size of a baseball bat chllin in the can. I was fukcin disgusting to tell you the truth.

lmao

[chest6]

ive had bigger, SHIT that hurt!

[Testsubject]

ive had bigger, SHIT that hurt!

did it make you bleed

[chest6]

nahhhhh..felt like it tho

[*Narkissos*]

[Testsubject]

........too funny