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  1. 07-10-2006, 12:59 PM #1
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    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes !!!

    English - Chinese (Read them outloud)

    Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding

    See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

    Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

    Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing

    Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

    I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

    I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

    It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

    Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

    That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching

    I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King

    You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

    I got this for free - Ai No Pei

    I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?

    Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?

    Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

    They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum

    Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

    He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

    Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
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    What is the point of this thread.
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    read the translations, its suppose to be funny = ]
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    I thought it was hilarious.
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  5. 07-10-2006, 01:08 PM #5
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    hahahaha asians....they r funny people
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    I missed the read it out loud part sorry
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    The best one yet!
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    Good stuff!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyjelly
    hahahaha asians....they r funny people
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    nice post
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  11. 07-10-2006, 08:17 PM #11
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    haha, good shit.
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    ahaha nice
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    bahahahaha
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    seen it before but well worth a repost Funny shit.
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    I read it out loud, sometimes 2-3x
    ***No source checks!!!***
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    i know this was a joke thread.. but the following scanned document was actually given to me by my boss.

    I work for a japanese company - and respect is important, my VP gave me 10 pages of common japanese phrases for when we have clients. Mind you i won't disgrace the language and attempt most but it's a nice thingto have just in case.

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    Massage parlor

    Cool now when i go to the massage parlor and get a happy ending i will know how to thank them in japanese! j/k
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  18. 07-11-2006, 08:29 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by style74
    Cool now when i go to the massage parlor and get a happy ending i will know how to thank them in japanese! j/k

    lololololol.... deep tissue huh? lololol
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