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    How do prisoners get/stay big?

    I was watching this show on the dicovery channel last night called SuperMax which basically documents life in a maximum security prison.

    A bunch of the prisoners had their anuall bench pressing contest and these guys were huge. Not fat, but big & ripped. Many looked close to 300 llbs. Most of these guys are doing 25+ year bids and have already been in prison for 5+ years so I'm wondering how do they maintain that size & strength?

    I'm sure they have all the time in the world to work-out but I seriously doubt they can get 5+ meals a day in the clink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kihop
    I was watching this show on the dicovery channel last night called SuperMax which basically documents life in a maximum security prison.

    A bunch of the prisoners had their anuall bench pressing contest and these guys were huge. Not fat, but big & ripped. Many looked close to 300 llbs. Most of these guys are doing 25+ year bids and have already been in prison for 5+ years so I'm wondering how do they maintain that size & strength?

    I'm sure they have all the time in the world to work-out but I seriously doubt they can get 5+ meals a day in the clink.
    T - nation has an article on this...

    someone find the link!

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    Work in the kitchens and get the screws to bring in gear for them.

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    hell no i dont understand it either. i did 2 days in jail and lost 8 pounds

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    Quote Originally Posted by xtralarg
    Work in the kitchens and get the screws to bring in gear for them.

    hahhaha first hand experience or was that an episode of Oz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by biglouie250
    hahhaha first hand experience or was that an episode of Oz?
    he probably learned what to do from Oz

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    Quote Originally Posted by kihop
    I was watching this show on the dicovery channel last night called SuperMax which basically documents life in a maximum security prison.

    A bunch of the prisoners had their anuall bench pressing contest and these guys were huge. Not fat, but big & ripped. Many looked close to 300 llbs. Most of these guys are doing 25+ year bids and have already been in prison for 5+ years so I'm wondering how do they maintain that size & strength?

    I'm sure they have all the time in the world to work-out but I seriously doubt they can get 5+ meals a day in the clink.
    Typically prisoners in Supermax facilities are tesosterone freaks. That's probably what got them there in the first place.

    Think of how angry you get on gear, now picture yourself as a genetic freak who has a history of violence and crime.

    All these guys do is lift, eat, and occasionally have a drop the soap party in the showers....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    All these guys do is lift, eat, and occasionally have a drop the soap party in the showers....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Typically prisoners in Supermax facilities are tesosterone freaks. That's probably what got them there in the first place.

    Think of how angry you get on gear, now picture yourself as a genetic freak who has a history of violence and crime.

    All these guys do is lift, eat, and occasionally have a drop the soap party in the showers....
    i dont think anyone would call that a party or a time to celebrate

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    I would have to agree that for the most part it is genetics.

    The sterotype "big and dumb" was not made up, it came from some where, it is not always true.

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    Prisoners aren't very active. All the big guys do is lift and eat, that's it. After awhile your body adapts to this and begins to grown in this manner, since they only activity is heavy resistance training and eating. Also drugs are more abundant on the inside, all kinds of drugs, including juice so many are on cycle inside.......so if you could imagine doing absolutly nothing but eating, juicing, lifting, and sleeping for the next 5-10 years you will deffititley pack on size and strength

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    my uncle is locked up...hes running 1g test right now

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    he says they can get anything in there...he told me they pumped this one guy full of str8 up estrogen to make him more "womanly"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    he says they can get anything in there...he told me they pumped this one guy full of str8 up estrogen to make him more "womanly"
    im guessing he's EVERYONE's bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    he says they can get anything in there...he told me they pumped this one guy full of str8 up estrogen to make him more "womanly"

    Oh man! That is pure evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    he says they can get anything in there...he told me they pumped this one guy full of str8 up estrogen to make him more "womanly"
    They pumped one guy with estrogen?
    What do you mean by 'they'

    Did the guy have any say in this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    my uncle is locked up...hes running 1g test right now
    Kimbo (the guy in your avatar) is what I pciture every prison rapist looking like. Imagine having him as your cellmate, and with all the juice he'd be on, he'd be looking for release.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    he says they can get anything in there...he told me they pumped this one guy full of str8 up estrogen to make him more "womanly"

    maybe that guy is on a cycle of tren

    supposedly tren works well with elevated estrogen levels

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    Quote Originally Posted by rake922
    They pumped one guy with estrogen?
    What do you mean by 'they'

    Did the guy have any say in this?
    Does he have a say in this??? WAKE UP GERALDO!!!! Where talking about prison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Kimbo (the guy in your avatar) is what I pciture every prison rapist looking like. Imagine having him as your cellmate, and with all the juice he'd be on, he'd be looking for release.....
    so then in that case... make sure you're bigger than everyone before going to jail

    everyone start doing 2g of test and 1g of tren if you plan on going to prison

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    Quote Originally Posted by rake922
    They pumped one guy with estrogen?
    What do you mean by 'they'

    Did the guy have any say in this?

    nah, he had no say in this...****ed with the wrong guy my uncle said, so they ganged up on him and turned him into a bitch...literally

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    Quote Originally Posted by jollygreenGIANT
    my uncle is locked up...hes running 1g test right now
    LOL, is he gonna run a PCT?

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    they being a bunch of crazy inmates guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by kihop
    LOL, is he gonna run a PCT?

    lol i dunno probably...he was big into aas b4 he was in, and he says he can get anything, so im sure he will

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    Quote Originally Posted by kihop
    LOL, is he gonna run a PCT?
    good questioin...

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    he says everything is way cheaper inside too

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    Totally fvcked up

    Thats what I told myself, if I ever go in, Im socking the guards in the face to get solitary if they wont, go on a rampage kill as much people as I can then.....eventually die or escape.

    But no fvckin way am I spending time locked up, Im not the kind who makes friends either, the kind who pisses everyone off hell I got problems with a gang already fvck it


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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Totally fvcked up

    Thats what I told myself, if I ever go in, Im socking the guards in the face to get solitary if they wont, go on a rampage kill as much people as I can then.....eventually die or escape.

    But no fvckin way am I spending time locked up, Im not the kind who makes friends either, the kind who pisses everyone off hell I got problems with a gang already fvck it

    at least in solitary your ass hole stays as normal as it can be

    but living in a tiny dark room and having to take a piss and crap in the corner of the room wouldnt exactly make it thebest place to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    at least in solitary your ass hole stays as normal as it can be

    but living in a tiny dark room and having to take a piss and crap in the corner of the room wouldnt exactly make it thebest place to be
    True, but better than all the other shit that happens.

    I wouldnt make it prison, Im not clausterphobic but I hate being locked up, confined or held down in anyway against my will so Id probably end up getting enraged, crazy and flip out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    True, but better than all the other shit that happens.

    I wouldnt make it prison, Im not clausterphobic but I hate being locked up, confined or held down in anyway against my will so Id probably end up getting enraged, crazy and flip out.
    not if its a 300 lb guy holding you down and he's frisky

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    not if its a 300 lb guy holding you down and he's frisky
    Trust me, when I get enraged, I dont care who Im fighting, Ive taken on people bigger and more than one at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiotosh7
    Does he have a say in this??? WAKE UP GERALDO!!!! Where talking about prison

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    If I die well Ill be dead I wont care

    but as long as I escape or die its all good, I just cant stand the thought of being locked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Tossing salads gets you big.
    hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Tossing salads gets you big.
    No,..

    it gets you toned

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Kimbo (the guy in your avatar) is what I pciture every prison rapist looking like.
    Yeah, they're all black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Yeah, they're all black.
    The first rule of prison is : when you see all teh black guys, know that 99.9% of them didnt do it, but careful of the one white guy becasue you can be sure that HE did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Yeah, they're all black.
    I was thinking more that they were all psychotic, but thanks for implying I'm a bigot!

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    black?



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