i was grocery shoppin...go with me on this....


and i noticed a weird murmur....liek a moan...i was like wtf..??

so i walk around to the bread isle and i keep hearing it...

wtf???? i look around and then...waaaaaayyy in the back, near the lil deli restaruant u can grubb at..


I SEE AN OLD LADY UNDER THE TABLE!!! NO ONE SEES HER..NO ONE IS AROUND BUT ME!!

i run over ther and try to help her..she says to press this lil button in her purse, so i dig thru it and find it, press it.and 10 min later fire dept show up and ambulance

meanwhile, im helping her up (cuz im strong!! ) and shes holding on to me like a scared toddler who just got out of a flood n shit!

and im holding her hand and shes breathing funny and i sit her upright, and tell her to breath out both her nose n mouth, then she comes too, eyes all dazed and lookin at me, then the ambulance comes in the store, i yell, they bring strectcher, and BOOM...im a hero...sortof!


felt good...paid my groceryies and everyone was thanking me and tellin me good job and that i shuld be a paramedic n shit....fire EMT told me that was good thing to tell her since i dont know CPR...! karma points~!!!!