Men upon waking always touch thier Willie...
women always touch thier mouth...
strange but true...
women always touch thier food with thier tongue before putting in thier mouth..
again true...
men just shovel it in...
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Men upon waking always touch thier Willie...
women always touch thier mouth...
strange but true...
women always touch thier food with thier tongue before putting in thier mouth..
again true...
men just shovel it in...
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someone has way too much time on their hands.....lolol
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Interesting....will have to see when I wake up...Originally Posted by spywizard
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Maybe the woman should just touch her mans dingus with her mouth upon waking? That'll satisfy the initial urges of both parties.
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First thing women do is open their mouths. STFU in the morning , god damn !
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i'm telling you it's true, just watch..
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first thing i do when i wake up, is say my little prayer, then go bathroom wash up.
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the first thing i do is try to justify sleeping for another hour........but i never let myself win
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lol this made me laugh!!!
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well if man touches his willie, and women touches her mouth.
i think man should just put his willie in her mouth when he wakes up and they will both be happy!!
i may have to try this sometime
yeah
I have tried and the reasultes are not what you would hope for.......well if man touches his willie, and women touches her mouth.
i think man should just put his willie in her mouth when he wakes up and they will both be happy!!
i may have to try this sometime
Either you get punched in the balls........
Get your dick bit.......
Or both.....
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hmm well it took thomas edison 1000 failed attempts to find a light bulb that worked so i think in order to be successful at anything in life you must try at least a minimum of 1000 timesI have tried and the reasultes are not what you would hope for.......
Either you get punched in the balls........
Get your dick bit.......
Or both.....
yeah
If you try this 1000 times your nuts will be beaten into mush and you dick will be bitten off........hmm well it took thomas edison 1000 failed attempts to find a light bulb that worked so i think in order to be successful at anything in life you must try at least a minimum of 1000 times
Good luck with your future advetures you are going to need it........
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lmfao!!If you try this 1000 times your nuts will be beaten into mush and you dick will be bitten off........
Good luck with your future advetures you are going to need it........
may god have mercy on my balls.
yeah
And also with your DICK............
Eat, Sleep, Lift...Repeat!
Just make your bitch toss your salad.....save your poor package.
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well if man touches his willie, and women touches her mouth.
i think man should just put his willie in her mouth when he wakes up and they will both be happy!!
i may have to try this sometimeYep..
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Amen!
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i touch my eyebrows
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well??? it's been a day.. what do you do...
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that's right... you said you always have perfect eyebrows....
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The touch the mouth part was right but the tongue thing was wrong.
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