I got into bar fight? LOL

[taiboxa]

ok so long story short i go to this lil ghetto redneck bar w/ my buddy who always goes there its his second home, i know the guy who owns it and basically its one of those places where u can walk in at 15 and buy beer.. GOOD Ol HICKS!

anyways kinda crowded tonight.. my buddy (a horndog) macks on some chick..turns out she is married (and when he macks its like touchy feely stupid shit, but if ur drunk i guess it works

anyways her husband comes up to him.. he is pretty wasted and fat.. starts bitching at my buddy saying he is going to kill him or something.. durnk people LOVE EM!

anyways my buddy kinda stupid mouths back and of course i have to intervene by saying relax big guy if she is loyal u have nothing to worry bout just ignore him... and then he says WTF ARE YOU LOOKIN AT PUSSY.. and i say.. well i was lookin at that barstool over there until you started yellin at HIM.

My retarded friend PUSHED the dood back... and then the big guy starts pummeling him.. everyone is in shock and i even froze, sure as hell DID NOT SEE THAT COMMIN! lol kinda funny after several smacks people get frantic and the guy backs off just a lil and i guess thats when i kneed him? in ribs or something?

i dont remember kinda instinctive, but wat ever i did- it put me off balance... next thing i know some chick is GRABBING THE BACK OF MY SHIRT HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE? well she grabbed MY SKIN TOO which is where my new tattoo was and OMFG IT HURT SO BAD.. so i shreik like a lil hoe, turn around and say WTF YOU STUPID BITCH! .. she slaps me

the owner/bar tender starts yellin and i take my tarded busted up friend home and went to arby's and got me a salad and a wrap and now im home for the night

bah stupid oklahomans

[taiboxa]

that was the longest shortest night ever .. couldnt of been there more than 30-40 minutes

[KeyMastur]

took your beating and ran away...pussy

[taiboxa]

took your beating and ran away...pussy

dood WOMEN ARE MEAN skare me shitless

[PROTEINSHAKE]

& i thought u were from some carribean island rednex

[KeyMastur]

dood WOMEN ARE MEAN skare me shitless

oh well shit happens. time to call up a hooker. grab the phone book

[NightTrain]

its ok Tai, the same thing happens here in texas......... damn red necks

[THE_DOME]

thats why drinking and the bar seen is pretty overrated always some jackass wanting to prove his manhood

[THE_DOME]

tai btw good knee

[QuieTSToRM33]

You (())

Fear the Wrath of Fat Tits !!!

[taiboxa]

thats why drinking and the bar seen is pretty overrated always some jackass wanting to prove his manhood

well if some fat horndog was hittin on my wife.. id be lil pissy too.. and btw the knee.. it was awfule but it worked LOL

i bout fell LOL like a clumbsy ninja but hey.. i couldnt shoot a fireball inside a bar .. it'd kill everyone

[taiboxa]

and now my ex just text me a picture of her boobs w/ subject "I bet you miss me now" LOL OMG ><

[l2elapse]

well if some fat horndog was hittin on my wife.. id be lil pissy too.. and btw the knee.. it was awfule but it worked LOL

i bout fell LOL like a clumbsy ninja but hey.. i couldnt shoot a fireball inside a bar .. it'd kill everyone

[THE_DOME]

tai did you dress up as a ninja for halloween?

[NightTrain]

and now my ex just text me a picture of her boobs w/ subject "I bet you miss me now" LOL OMG ><

dont fall for it, its a trick to get you to relax while she sends in the red ninjas

[Hunter]

Tai you should have clinched and shown him some real knees. Or a headbutt thats instict for me in a street fight. However I am kidding, I have yet to see anything good come out of drinking. You gave another example of why I dont drink that guy got hurt and made an ass out of

[taiboxa]

Tai you should have clinched and shown him some real knees. Or a headbutt thats instict for me in a street fight. However I am kidding, I have yet to see anything good come out of drinking. You gave another example of why I dont drink that guy got hurt and made an ass out of

i was too far off to the side and hand sandles on.. i had no stability

[Hunter]

ahh well tai hopefully this guy making an ass of himself will help the members that do drink realize nothing good comes out of it

[taiboxa]

ahh well tai hopefully this guy making an ass of himself will help the members that do drink realize nothing good comes out of it

lol yeah.. and maybe teech my tarded friend not to mack on maried chicks?

[NightTrain]

ahh well tai hopefully this guy making an ass of himself will help the members that do drink realize nothing good comes out of it

yeah what he said

[Hunter]

Yeah tai hopefully it teaches your friend that to. You should have pulled a silva and yelled "respect me" after the knee

[THE_DOME]

if he was that drunk im sure he didnt even notice she was married

[taiboxa]

if he was that drunk im sure he didnt even notice she was married

true when my bud gets drunk its anything walkin = fair game

[Hunter]

Had one beer my entire life with my dad on my graduation day and when I read all threads on people actin like tards when they drink it makes me very happy I dont drink

[notorious_mem]

what part of oklahoma?

[NightTrain]

if he was that drunk im sure he didnt even notice she was married

good call

[taiboxa]

what part of oklahoma?

between tulsa and claremore

[CSAR]

Tai, you need your own website..."As the Tai Turns," "One Tai to Live," or "The Tai and the Restless." How can one man have so much drama in his life?

[G-1000]

I dont know how you get into this shit. On the computer hyou seam liek a cool dude.


O by the way post the pic of thos boobs

[notorious_mem]

between tulsa and claremore

i drive a train and work around that area.but sounds like a good oklahoma bar.

[chest6]

ooohhh drunk ppl..always gotta fight or yell or grab at boobs

[juicejunkie2]

ooohhh drunk ppl..always gotta fight or yell or grab at boobs

I think it's a medical condition called SPS.















"small penis syndrome"

[Panzerfaust]

"White trash special" coming up....

[sooners04]

Boomer Sooners!!!!

[donniebrasco]

and now my ex just text me a picture of her boobs w/ subject "I bet you miss me now" LOL OMG ><

and be careful with that new tat, scratch it and it wont be as dark as the rest.

[taiboxa]

I dont know how you get into this shit. On the computer hyou seam liek a cool dude.


O by the way post the pic of thos boobs

LOL kant post boobs i would feel bad

and i dunno im so laid back and try to avoid all stupid stuff and.. i guess god hates me><

[taiboxa]

and im still going to hunt down that bitch that grabbed my back DOOD THAT HURT SO BAD >< OMFG

[stayinstacked]

I dont blame the guy for trying to beat the shit out of your "friend". There are ways to hit on a chick and ways not to, and walking up and getting touchy feely w/ somebody you dont know is not the gentleman thing to do, and asking for an ass beating. Also, your buddy touched him first by pushing him, thats grounds for an ass beating, I dont think the little redneck place is the reason you guys got into it, I think your friend is.

[taiboxa]

I dont blame the guy for trying to beat the shit out of your "friend". There are ways to hit on a chick and ways not to, and walking up and getting touchy feely w/ somebody you dont know is not the gentleman thing to do, and asking for an ass beating. Also, your buddy touched him first by pushing him, thats grounds for an ass beating, I dont think the little redneck place is the reason you guys got into it, I think your friend is.

i coulda toldya that, lol my friend = tard thats why i let him get smashed to bits for a while, but it is still uber red neck and shit like that happens ALL the time

[MAXIMA5]

A. Your friend deserved it.

B. Next time, throw a ninja flash grenade at the guy's feet to disorient him before you move in and tap him out.