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How is it even possible?
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How is it even possible?
The human body is a miraculous vessel....
someone started a thread afew days ago about some fat kid, at 5 years old she weighed200lbs, now, she is 7 years old, and doubled in weight to 400lbs.
thats one fat little focker
fat fvck
Wow a fuking parade and whats next a fuking medal? They are actually quoting some good diets, is that for the other fat fuks or something?At least they can't say "only in america" again
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What...is that so strange? Do you not ever receive a parade or a medal when you leave the house, man i have a CLOSET full of medals and trophys, everytime i walk outa my house i get applause that echo for miles...i mean cmon, lets get real here, this aint final fantasyOriginally Posted by goodcents
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I wish I could get wheeled around and not have to leave my bed either
Thats it. From now until December 2008 im going on operation 800lbs.
1. Eat 30k calories a day.
Here is my proposed diet
1. 6 butterfingers king size
2 cookie cakes
8 quarter pounders
2. 6 twix's
6 sticks of butter (this is a tuffy) with 200g dextrose..blended
3 large pizzas...stuffed at this point
3. 50 oz ribeye steak
12 hotdugs (gotta be jumbo)
4. 45 twinkies
10 corndogs
12 banana splits
5. 15 big macs
4 jars of non natty pb
12 links of sausage
2 jars of mayo
6. 3 gallons whole milk
4 sticks of butter blended with 1 jar mayo, 1 jar non natty pb, 200g dextrose, bunch of cheese
2 large pizzas
buffalo wings, cinnamon sticks
I'll be well on my way. I start tomorrow!
Looks like ur doing a lean bulk ay.lolOriginally Posted by chest6
post whore mistake
Originally Posted by chest6
I don't think even that would work? To be as fat as these fuks they must never move or they would just have a gut but not look like this shlt
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up the carbsOriginally Posted by chest6
SEE CAPS
HOPE THIS HELPS....HIT US BACK IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS....YOU HAVE ALOT OF WORK TO DO ON THE DIET
Last edited by IronReload04; 03-08-2007 at 09:53 PM.
O ya. Must stay in bed 24 hours a day. Arms strapped to the bed.
I must get a personal assistent to feed me all the food..to restrict all movement and to try to burn as less cals as possible.
sounds like a good plan.
Exercise/movement is the devil
at least the guy is losing weight
if he turns around he'l find itOriginally Posted by Schmidty
Originally Posted by Timm1704
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true but how the hell could he get any bigger?Originally Posted by Schmidty
People say the same thing about me.LOLOriginally Posted by JAYROD
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I once weighed 123.5 lbs. where's my parade?
When I saw the picture of him, I thought it was a girl at first.
I thought I was watching Return of the Jedi againOriginally Posted by Hoggage_54
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I bet hes strong as fk
That diet is all wrong bro....I think you need to intravenously inject a combo of dextrose,lard and mayo into your body every hour..............on top of that diet....x2
Rofl.
every other hotdog. Lets make that "EOH" to be easier.
Screw this eod stuff..eoh is where its at
"Congratulations!....(your still a fat disgusting ****!)"
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