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    Exclamation Once weighed at 1235lbs...

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17509907/

    How is it even possible?

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    The human body is a miraculous vessel....

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    someone started a thread afew days ago about some fat kid, at 5 years old she weighed200lbs, now, she is 7 years old, and doubled in weight to 400lbs.

    thats one fat little focker

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    fat fvck

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    Wow a fuking parade and whats next a fuking medal? They are actually quoting some good diets, is that for the other fat fuks or something? At least they can't say "only in america" again

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    Wow a fuking parade and whats next a fuking medal? They are actually quoting some good diets, is that for the other fat fuks or something? At least they can't say "only in america" again
    What...is that so strange? Do you not ever receive a parade or a medal when you leave the house, man i have a CLOSET full of medals and trophys, everytime i walk outa my house i get applause that echo for miles...i mean cmon, lets get real here, this aint final fantasy

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    I wish I could get wheeled around and not have to leave my bed either

    Thats it. From now until December 2008 im going on operation 800lbs.

    1. Eat 30k calories a day.

    Here is my proposed diet
    1. 6 butterfingers king size
    2 cookie cakes
    8 quarter pounders

    2. 6 twix's
    6 sticks of butter (this is a tuffy) with 200g dextrose..blended
    3 large pizzas...stuffed at this point

    3. 50 oz ribeye steak
    12 hotdugs (gotta be jumbo)

    4. 45 twinkies
    10 corndogs
    12 banana splits

    5. 15 big macs
    4 jars of non natty pb
    12 links of sausage
    2 jars of mayo

    6. 3 gallons whole milk
    4 sticks of butter blended with 1 jar mayo, 1 jar non natty pb, 200g dextrose, bunch of cheese
    2 large pizzas
    buffalo wings, cinnamon sticks




    I'll be well on my way. I start tomorrow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    I wish I could get wheeled around and not have to leave my bed either

    Thats it. From now until December 2008 im going on operation 800lbs.

    1. Eat 30k calories a day.

    Here is my proposed diet
    1. 6 butterfingers king size
    2 cookie cakes
    8 quarter pounders

    2. 6 twix's
    6 sticks of butter (this is a tuffy) with 200g dextrose..blended
    3 large pizzas...stuffed at this point

    3. 50 oz ribeye steak
    12 hotdugs (gotta be jumbo)

    4. 45 twinkies
    10 corndogs
    12 banana splits

    5. 15 big macs
    4 jars of non natty pb
    12 links of sausage
    2 jars of mayo

    6. 3 gallons whole milk
    4 sticks of butter blended with 1 jar mayo, 1 jar non natty pb, 200g dextrose, bunch of cheese
    2 large pizzas
    buffalo wings, cinnamon sticks




    I'll be well on my way. I start tomorrow!
    Looks like ur doing a lean bulk ay.lol

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    post whore mistake

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    I wish I could get wheeled around and not have to leave my bed either

    Thats it. From now until December 2008 im going on operation 800lbs.

    1. Eat 30k calories a day.

    Here is my proposed diet
    1. 6 butterfingers king size
    2 cookie cakes
    8 quarter pounders

    2. 6 twix's
    6 sticks of butter (this is a tuffy) with 200g dextrose..blended
    3 large pizzas...stuffed at this point

    3. 50 oz ribeye steak
    12 hotdugs (gotta be jumbo)

    4. 45 twinkies
    10 corndogs
    12 banana splits

    5. 15 big macs
    4 jars of non natty pb
    12 links of sausage
    2 jars of mayo

    6. 3 gallons whole milk
    4 sticks of butter blended with 1 jar mayo, 1 jar non natty pb, 200g dextrose, bunch of cheese
    2 large pizzas
    buffalo wings, cinnamon sticks




    I'll be well on my way. I start tomorrow!

    I don't think even that would work? To be as fat as these fuks they must never move or they would just have a gut but not look like this shlt

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    I wish I could get wheeled around and not have to leave my bed either

    Thats it. From now until December 2008 im going on operation 800lbs.

    1. Eat 30k calories a day.

    Here is my proposed diet
    1. 6 butterfingers king size
    2 cookie cakes YOU CANT GET BIG BY EATING 2 OF ANYTHING
    8 quarter pounders MAKE IT 10

    2. 6 twix's KING SIZE
    6 sticks of butter (this is a tuffy) with 200g dextrose..blended 8 WOULD BE HARDCORE
    3 large pizzas...stuffed at this point DONT BE A PUSSY....4 EXTRA LARGE MEAT LOVERS PIZZAS

    3. 50 oz ribeye steak
    12 hotdugs (gotta be jumbo) ADD AN EXTRA BUN EVERY OTHER HOTDOG

    4. 45 twinkies
    10 corndogs
    12 banana splits LOOKS GOOD HERE

    5. 15 big macs EXTRA CHEEZE AND CATCHUP
    4 jars of non natty pb DONT GO NATTY BRO, GO JIFF
    12 links of sausage
    2 jars of mayo BETTER MAKE IT 3

    6. 3 gallons whole milk YOU SHOULD BE DRINKING THIS EVERY HOUR
    4 sticks of butter blended with 1 jar mayo, 1 jar non natty pb, 200g dextrose, bunch of cheese
    2 large pizzas 3 EXTRA LARGE MEAT LOVERS PIZZAS
    buffalo wings, cinnamon sticks

    YOU NEED SOME DESERT BEFORE BEDTIME.....HOW ABOUT TRYING 6 APPLE PIES AND A GALLON OF ICE CREAM




    I'll be well on my way. I start tomorrow!
    up the carbs

    SEE CAPS

    HOPE THIS HELPS....HIT US BACK IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS....YOU HAVE ALOT OF WORK TO DO ON THE DIET
    Last edited by IronReload04; 03-08-2007 at 09:53 PM.

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    O ya. Must stay in bed 24 hours a day. Arms strapped to the bed.

    I must get a personal assistent to feed me all the food..to restrict all movement and to try to burn as less cals as possible.

    sounds like a good plan.

    Exercise/movement is the devil

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    at least the guy is losing weight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    at least the guy is losing weight
    if he turns around he'l find it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    if he turns around he'l find it


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    at least the guy is losing weight
    true but how the hell could he get any bigger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAYROD
    true but how the hell could he get any bigger?
    People say the same thing about me.LOL

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    I once weighed 123.5 lbs. where's my parade?

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    When I saw the picture of him, I thought it was a girl at first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    When I saw the picture of him, I thought it was a girl at first.
    I thought I was watching Return of the Jedi again
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    I bet hes strong as fk

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    That diet is all wrong bro....I think you need to intravenously inject a combo of dextrose,lard and mayo into your body every hour..............on top of that diet....x2

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    Rofl.

    every other hotdog. Lets make that "EOH" to be easier.

    Screw this eod stuff..eoh is where its at

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    "Congratulations!....(your still a fat disgusting ****!)"

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