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  1. 04-10-2007, 06:45 AM #1
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    airport security sucks ass..lol

    was flying from stockholm to umeå, one hour flight, from bromma airport. lol i had a scalpel in my jacket. i took the jacket off and placed it on the xray thing, got my jacket back and went on board and then i rememberd that i had a knife in my pocket lol.. they didint even say anything..
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  2. 04-10-2007, 07:49 AM #2
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    hahaha sweeeet. i hope you left that bad boy in ur pocket.
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    Comforting????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Receiver84
    Comforting????
    Not really
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    meh thats in sweden
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    They wouldnt let my older bro on with a finger nail cliper. When he told me this i was like,dude u carry finger nail clipper around with u? But either way they fliped on him
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    i accidentaly had a steak knife with some food i took from a resteraunt as i was boarding the plane, that went over VERY bad with security
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    with everything that happened in the US you have to be very careful here --and never do some stupid crap like yell bomb or gun you will spend some time in the jail hotel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tapout
    with everything that happened in the US you have to be very careful here --and never do some stupid crap like yell bomb or gun you will spend some time in the jail hotel
    i know a guy who was parked outside of an airport waiting to pick someone, security told him to move, he lied and said he was a cop and he could park there. well security called the real police and he went to jail,REAL JAIL for a few days for impersonating a cop
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    When I was in 8th grade..I guess it was '99 or 2000 they asked "Have your bags been tampered with in any way since you received them" or whatever question they ask you..I go "Uhh..I dunno, I hope not..who knows" kinna jokingly. That didnt go over well at all...lol. Wut a dumb kid I was.

    I've gotten through with research chems through the xray many times....one time they opened my bag and looked at it but they let me have it sed it was okay..
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    When I was in 8th grade..I guess it was '99 or 2000 they asked "Have your bags been tampered with in any way since you received them" or whatever question they ask you..I go "Uhh..I dunno, I hope not..who knows" kinna jokingly. That didnt go over well at all...lol. Wut a dumb kid I was.

    I've gotten through with research chems through the xray many times....one time they opened my bag and looked at it but they let me have it sed it was okay..
    now a adys it is to risky, i think they enforce that no liquid rule now and i know they can go through your bags that you check
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    i went to hawaii last month and florida this month, i put my meds in the bin they didnt say anything...i looked around im like do you guys want to see this? they say no why would we? im like idk drugs?

    i also walked through with my lighter and a pen in my poket that i forgot about..and this is NY
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR
    Not really

    That's what I meant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by farrebarre
    was flying from stockholm to umeå, one hour flight, from bromma airport. lol i had a scalpel in my jacket. i took the jacket off and placed it on the xray thing, got my jacket back and went on board and then i rememberd that i had a knife in my pocket lol.. they didint even say anything..
    what the hell were you doin with a scalpel and a knife?!
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    Just Got Back From Nyc...flew In To Laguardia....i Had A Small Bottle Of Hair Gel...ya Know Like Travel Size..i Left It In My Caryon ..ran Through The Xray Machine....the Security Girl..pulled Me Out Of Line...and Searched Everything I Had....geez...big Long (talking To About Security) Almost Missed Flight....next Flight...clothes Only...buy The Rest When I Get There..lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ALPHAMALE77
    Just Got Back From Nyc...flew In To Laguardia....i Had A Small Bottle Of Hair Gel...ya Know Like Travel Size..i Left It In My Caryon ..ran Through The Xray Machine....the Security Girl..pulled Me Out Of Line...and Searched Everything I Had....geez...big Long (talking To About Security) Almost Missed Flight....next Flight...clothes Only...buy The Rest When I Get There..lol
    she just wanted to pat ya down!
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    Maybe....lol...my Wife Found No Humor In Any Of It....then I Had To Listen To Her All The Way Home...lol
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  18. 04-11-2007, 11:49 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1819
    what the hell were you doin with a scalpel and a knife?!
    lol dunno, for protection i guess
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    wouldnt let me on a flight recently, cos im the fvcking terminator
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