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    buddy owned my ex

    So my x and I broke up because I was fvckin her in my sisters sink and she moaned her ex's name. A friend and I have a psychology class next to hers and on the brake we ran into each other, and my buddy called her by my current GF's name. It was one of the coolest things I have ever seen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33

    hahaha that ****in smiley is sweet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    So my x and I broke up because I was fvckin her in my sisters sink and she moaned her ex's name. A friend and I have a psychology class next to hers and on the brake we ran into each other, and my buddy called her by my current GF's name. It was one of the collest things I have ever seen!

    THATS FUNNY BRO !!!

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    i wouldnt have dumped her i would have asked her if she likes trains, lol

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    ^I was a little pissed at the time.

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    i know it does suck , but that would have been the best time sorry bro

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    I don't understand what you mean with the "sink" reference. You were literally in a wash basin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinlander
    I don't understand what you mean with the "sink" reference. You were literally in a wash basin?
    She had one leg in the sink and the other on the floor and i was hitting it from behind/side. To think that was the only time I got her to squirt... Kinda makes me want to

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    i took it to mean she was bent over the ssink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    So my x and I broke up because I was fvckin her in my sisters sink and she moaned her ex's name.
    OMFG I cant believe you posted this , what were you thinking.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    OMFG I cant believe you posted this , what were you thinking.
    Whats wrong with it? Is it because ur a clean freak and it makes u to think the jizz could be on any sink u wash ur hands at? U never know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Whats wrong with it? Is it because ur a clean freak and it makes u to think the jizz could be on any sink u wash ur hands at? U never know!
    No the fact that you were banging your girl and she was thinking of someone else, horrible, pitiful, dispicible....I could go on but I wont.

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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    ^I stoped and freaked then fro about a half hour then fvcked her a 1 more time that night 1 more time the next mornign and then it was never the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    ^I stoped and freaked then fro about a half hour then fvcked her a 1 more time that night 1 more time the next mornign and then it was never the same.

    You are tops in my book now.

    The comment was enough for you to dump her but NOT enough for you to stop ****ing her.

    Go to the top of the class

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    now that is cool..
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    that's why i always scream.. baby..

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    that's why i always scream.. baby..

    that's right i'm a screamer... get used to it..

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    spywizard has it going on cant go wrong if they are all baby, or maybe bitch lol

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    ^ Like to talk all kinds of dirty shit. But I have still not found a chick thats down to choke me as I cum.SIGH

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    ^you dirty little boy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    So my x and I broke up because I was fvckin her in my sisters sink and she moaned her ex's name. A friend and I have a psychology class next to hers and on the brake we ran into each other, and my buddy called her by my current GF's name. It was one of the collest things I have ever seen!
    Sorry bro... her Ownage of you still trumps that.

    Now... if you can figure out a way to shag one of her friends... that would be a sweet 1up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogamedogz
    Sorry bro... her Ownage of you still trumps that.

    Now... if you can figure out a way to shag one of her friends... that would be a sweet 1up.
    Her 2 best friends have the same STD rom sharing a dildo.NO JOKE!!!!!! Bthey got the herpes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Her 2 best friends have the same STD rom sharing a dildo.NO JOKE!!!!!! Bthey got the herpes.
    am i the only one that didnt miss this? wtf who does that, thats like sharing a dirty condom with your roomy who does that? wait wait dont answer that

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    Quote Originally Posted by aadrenaline
    am i the only one that didnt miss this? wtf who does that, thats like sharing a dirty condom with your roomy who does that? wait wait dont answer that
    have you ever seen a couple girls go at it? Yea they share toys in the middle. You would expect them to put their face there but not a piece of plastic that touched it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aadrenaline
    am i the only one that didnt miss this? wtf who does that, thats like sharing a dirty condom with your roomy who does that? wait wait dont answer that
    Now that i'm thinking about it. Its kinda nasty if they are sharing it on different times. Like how you were picturing it.

    I'm thinking of them sharing it in hot lesbo action. Which of course aways hot and approved of

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    Now that i'm thinking about it. Its kinda nasty if they are sharing it on different times. Like how you were picturing it.

    I'm thinking of them sharing it in hot lesbo action. Which of course aways hot and approved of
    I was thinking the same shit at first....lol- All you gotta do is block out the Herpes part, and it makes for a lezbo sex scene!

    Than I thought about one just borrowing it from the other and catching herpes... and that pretty much killed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Her 2 best friends have the same STD rom sharing a dildo.NO JOKE!!!!!! Bthey got the herpes.
    were they using the dildo together on each other at the same time? that would be great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogamedogz
    Sorry bro... her Ownage of you still trumps that.

    Now... if you can figure out a way to shag one of her friends... that would be a sweet 1up.
    I agree. This isn't something i would be bragging about.

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    ROFLMAO

    "...I was fvckin her in my sisters sink..."



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    lol random

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    Schmidty, your posts/threads will never cease to amaze me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrpskn
    Schmidty, your posts/threads will never cease to amaze me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrpskn
    Schmidty, your posts/threads will never cease to amaze me.
    Something tells me this guy's an exhibitionist and is rubbing a chub out with the hand that's not needed for typing these posts.

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    good stuff. I would have ditched the bitch as well.

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    schmidty!!!!I think you broke up bcuz she saw the thread about you washing old mans nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinlander
    Something tells me this guy's an exhibitionist and is rubbing a chub out with the hand that's not needed for typing these posts.
    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    schmidty!!!!I think you broke up bcuz she saw the thread about you washing old mans nuts
    roflmfao!

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    all i can say is ummm wow........................
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    Between shagging IN a sink and washing old men's nads, it's no wonder you're flunking out of university!

    As Butthead would say..."Uhhhhuhhhuhhhuuuuhhh...you wash nads...uhhhuhhhhuhhh...."

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