Natural owns steroid users..10 reasons why!

[Benches505]

10 reasons why natural bodybuilders are better ***** Help me find 10 more reasons brothers 11-20!!

1. You don't waste your time talking to 'hot chicks' with big boobs and slim waists, only those with 'hot personalities'.

2. You are never interrupted during your workouts to give advice on how to workout. Everybody just leaves you alone.

3. Other chicks don't bother you when you are with your girlfriend.

4. Nobody asks you if you are on 'roids.

5. The only change of wardrobe you need is to let your pants out, and not a larger suit because your back is so wide.

6. You don't have your workouts shortened because your pumps are so intense.

7. You don't need to eat 7 times a day with gobs of protein, because you have found out that it doesn't matter what you do, you look the same.

8. Nobody points in awe at you when you walk through a store, which just takes away from your shopping experience.

9. When you are watching tv, your g/f doesn't interrupt you by rubbing your muscles and asking if 'the rest of you is that hard'. This would really cut into your favorite show, Friends and L.A. Law.

and...

10. You never have to try to remember which girl you are going out with tonight, because you can only get one anyways.

[Snrf]

hahaha. not particularly true, but quite funny anywya

[Testsubject]

Lmao @ #9

[Pooks]

8 is true....

when natural u don't have to wonder why people are staring at you.

[Benches505]

#11 Your girlfriend bosses you around since she doesn't worship you for F'ing her brains out 4 times the night before. And it suits you fine since you can't stand to argue.

[Benches505]

#12 Sex once or twice a week is plenty for you. Screw those meat heads that plow their women 4 -5 times per night! Women don't deserve to be satisfied.

[Foskamink]

u make me want to cycle soooo bad, dam u being natural sucks,, lol at numbers 7 and 10

[numbat]

#13 You dont have to hide severe bacne in case of frightening women and small children

[Doc.Sust]

#14 you can buy smaller cars since you can fit in tiny spaces

[slob]

hahahahahaha!

[number twelve]

#15 you can work out at female oriented gyms such as Lucille Roberts because you dont actually need real weights

this reason goes hand in hand with reason #2.

[Lexed]

8 for me

[Dude-Man]

I'm natural in my avatar..

[Snrf]

yeah alot of this is just joking obviously cuz there are natural members on here (like Mavs) who are bigger than half the people here on their 18th cycle

[Benches505]

#14 you can buy smaller cars since you can fit in tiny spaces

Good point brother! I had to come in head first and turn around just to get into a kia the other day.

[worldpower]

Good point brother! I had to come in head first and turn around just to get into a kia the other day.

[thetank]

pffft..haha, gheeeey.
alright representing the natty's I'll start a list for why juicing is "better":
1#children can play connect the dots on your back, and find patterns that resemble the constellation.

2# your nutsack and testicles have nothing to do anymore, so they exchange in some light hearted tom foolery
nutsack to testicles:"boys...have you been slackin lately? your lookin tiny..."
testicles:"touche scrotum, touche."

3#you're already used to having your ass penetrated from behind daily, something you'll need to become accustomed to when you end up in jail for your deca collection.
muahaha...nattys chime in what you can y'all!!

[KAEW44]

16-You can pass a lie detector test if asked "has anything been stuck into your butt lately?"

[Benches505]

pffft..haha, gheeeey.
alright representing the natty's I'll start a list for why juicing is "better":
1#children can play connect the dots on your back, and find patterns that resemble the constellation.

2# your nutsack and testicles have nothing to do anymore, so they exchange in some light hearted tom foolery
nutsack to testicles:"boys...have you been slackin lately? your lookin tiny..."
testicles:"touche scrotum, touche."

3#you're already used to having your ass penetrated from behind daily, something you'll need to become accustomed to when you end up in jail for your deca collection.
muahaha...nattys chime in what you can y'all!!

Good come back! Now it's going to get ugly in this thread

[Lexed]

<---- runs for cover

[number twelve]

pffft..haha, gheeeey.
alright representing the natty's I'll start a list for why juicing is "better":
1#children can play connect the dots on your back, and find patterns that resemble the constellation.

2# your nutsack and testicles have nothing to do anymore, so they exchange in some light hearted tom foolery
nutsack to testicles:"boys...have you been slackin lately? your lookin tiny..."
testicles:"touche scrotum, touche."

3#you're already used to having your ass penetrated from behind daily, something you'll need to become accustomed to when you end up in jail for your deca collection.
muahaha...nattys chime in what you can y'all!!

#4 you dont need to worry about dealing with annoying family/friends, they are all scared of you since you punched a hole through the dining room table last thanksgving

[kaberle_15]

#4 you dont need to worry about dealing with annoying family/friends, they are all scared of you since you punched a hole through the dining room table last thanksgving

And then proceeded to eat a smaller family member.

[auslifta]

#5 you dont have to spend $800 a week on chicken,steak and fish
#6 PCT

[collar]

all not true.

[mavsluva]

I am 100% natural and always will be.

The way I see it is, I am at point "A" attempting to get to point "B" pertaining to my desired physique. So is the anabolic user. The anabolic user will most likely get to point "B" much faster than I will. However, I'll know that my point "B" was obtained through nothing more than pure desire and dedication. Now granted it does take both desire and dedication for the anabolic user as well. But at the end of the day, I can look myself in the mirror and know that I won the battle within myself without the introduction of a foreign substance.

Note: I have nothing against anabolic users as I've stated this several times on this site in the past.

[HSFootball]

#4 you dont need to worry about dealing with annoying family/friends, they are all scared of you since you punched a hole through the dining room table last thanksgving

Hahahahaha!

[Mogamedogz]

You dont have to worry about coming on AR and starting a post titled... "HELP!!! THERE IS SOME WEIRD LUMP GROWING ON THE SIDE OF MY NECK!! WHAT SHOULD I DO!??"

[nalbano34]

#6 when the new baby arrives , no bottles necessary, you can both breastfeed. You may even get into the celebrity boob thread if you get lucky.

[ACpower]

haha that list is awesome well done sir

[lpicken]

#27.) You get to spend the rest of life wondering what might have been.
#28.) You never have to worry about being a walking hard on.
#29.) You never will come to the conclusion that your balls aren't that important after all.
#30.) You get to spend the rest of your life fearing needles and pretty much everything else that walks your way.
#31.) Gyms can always double up as a place for working out/singles bar or place to relax with the latest Harlequin novel while you gently spin on exercise bike.

[TheNatural3456]

lol this thread is pretty damn funny....

the lie detector one was pretty good !

[TheNatural3456]

Also i thought this thread was gonna be about me

[S.P.G]

You don’t have to worry about being asked to leave that commercial gym because your making to much noise.

[LawMan018]

(pro-steroids) You can be hardcore one week, and totally emo the next...

[*Narkissos*]

I'm natural in my avatar..

me too

[BIG_T_MC06]

In our defense lol

10 reasons why natural bodybuilders are better ***** Help me find 10 more reasons brothers 11-20!!

1. You don't waste your time talking to 'hot chicks' with big boobs and slim waists, only those with 'hot personalities'. Cant they have all 3??

2. You are never interrupted during your workouts to give advice on how to workout. Everybody just leaves you alone. Because you look little! HA

3. Other chicks don't bother you when you are with your girlfriend. Cant help being irresistalbe! LOL

4. Nobody asks you if you are on 'roids. I just say "Yes, next dumb question"

5. The only change of wardrobe you need is to let your pants out, and not a larger suit because your back is so wide. This is a pain, finding nice clothes can be hard!

6. You don't have your workouts shortened because your pumps are so intense. Never happened, train through it soft lad!

7. You don't need to eat 7 times a day with gobs of protein, because you have found out that it doesn't matter what you do, you look the same. Yes and you will look the same for a very very long time!

8. Nobody points in awe at you when you walk through a store, which just takes away from your shopping experience. I like this! Its funny!

9. When you are watching tv, your g/f doesn't interrupt you by rubbing your muscles and asking if 'the rest of you is that hard'. This would really cut into your favorite show, Friends and L.A. Law. You would rather watch TV than fck????

and...

10. You never have to try to remember which girl you are going out with tonight, because you can only get one anyways. Erm OK

[Benches505]

#6 when the new baby arrives , no bottles necessary, you can both breastfeed. You may even get into the celebrity boob thread if you get lucky.

LMAO good one brother!

[aadrenaline]

yeah alot of this is just joking obviously cuz there are natural members on here (like Mavs) who are bigger than half the people here on their 18th cycle

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was good

[yngnastyman]

some natruals are always gonna be weak because of their genetics, i know some naturals that hardly train and they can bench rediculous ammounts with an almost non existant body fat and have alot of muscle mass.

[inheritmylife]

You don't need to worry about getting food poisoning from raw chicken because you were too hungry to cook it.

You don't need to replace all the mirrors in your house because you punched the guy who was giving you the bedroom eyes.