first time with russian chicks

**wascaptain5214** · 09-13-2007, 01:05 PM

get to the gym this morning and its pouring down rain from the hurricane. i get out my big football umbrila and 2 blonde girls run under it and asks for a ride to the front door. SURE ....YALL GET CLOSE NOW... anyway they were two college tennis players from russia, here on scholorship.... blonde, young and beautiful. a couple of bros seen me come in with them...they were like wtf, whered you get that...... ......my wifes gunna catch hell tonight

**Lexed** · 09-13-2007, 01:06 PM

big hype about russian girls lately I need to get me some

**taiboxa** · 09-13-2007, 01:08 PM

sounds like if word spreads.. u might be sleepin on the couch.

**StoneGRMI** · 09-13-2007, 01:11 PM

I've been considering moving out east and stealing Gixxer's girl!

**J*U*icEd** · 09-13-2007, 01:14 PM

ohhh man i love russian women... ive been wit one for 4 years now... shes a total freak, and loves it all... look at my girl in my avatar and tell me that doesn't look like a girl who loves the cock!!!

**southmadejd** · 09-13-2007, 01:18 PM

Man where the hell do you guys find all these Russian girls....I am sure some of you probably ordered yours over the internet but damn...I never run into any.

**Lexed** · 09-13-2007, 01:19 PM

is the shipping free?

**taiboxa** · 09-13-2007, 01:20 PM

we gots indian chica's out here..
basically super dark versions of the russians..
but they have 2 flaws..
first.. THEY cant handle alcohol at ALL.. firewater.. makes them.. EVIL and it only takes a tiny bit
2nd.. once they hit late 20's THEY FATTEN UP

probably due to all the fire water LOL

**StoneGRMI** · 09-13-2007, 01:23 PM

Most the foreign women in my area are arabic and a white boy like myself can't date them because their dad's will kill me and eat me on a shish kabob with tahini and hummus...mmm I love Arabic/Lebanese/Mediterranean food.

**southmadejd** · 09-13-2007, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

we gots indian chica's out here..
basically super dark versions of the russians..
but they have 2 flaws..
first.. THEY cant handle alcohol at ALL.. firewater.. makes them.. EVIL and it only takes a tiny bit
2nd.. once they hit late 20's THEY FATTEN UP

probably due to all the fire water LOL

Tai where are you located at? And are you saying Indian as in the country India or Indian as in Native Americans??? Because I have heard that it is something genetic with Native Americans that they can't really hold their alcohol....now before some member flames me for that comment...I am not saying I believe that, I am just saying I have been told that and that is why alcohol is so heavily regulated on their reservations.

**taiboxa** · 09-13-2007, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by southmadejd

Tai where are you located at? And are you saying Indian as in the country India or Indian as in Native Americans??? Because I have heard that it is something genetic with Native Americans that they can't really hold their alcohol....now before some member flames me for that comment...I am not saying I believe that, I am just saying I have been told that and that is why alcohol is so heavily regulated on their reservations.

im in oklahoma..and im talkin bout the wagon burners...
it is genetic they kant metabolize it for SHIT.. (im part indian but i gots enuff german in me to compensate lol)
also.. i notice that alot of the women around here that are 3/4's or more indian .. seem to have VERY VERY PERKY breast.. im still conducting field research on that phanominon

**PEWN** · 09-13-2007, 01:30 PM

lol... is shipping free.... maybe if you buy in bulk you can get 10% discount or better yet a buy one get one offer... sweet...

**southmadejd** · 09-13-2007, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

im in oklahoma..and im talkin bout the wagon burners...
it is genetic they kant metabolize it for SHIT.. (im part indian but i gots enuff german in me to compensate lol)
also.. i notice that alot of the women around here that are 3/4's or more indian .. seem to have VERY VERY PERKY breast.. im still conducting field research on that phanominon

Haha well let me know your findings on your extremely important research.
Lol....wagon burners??? wow man...you definitely get the politically incorrect award for the day.

**taiboxa** · 09-13-2007, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by southmadejd

Haha well let me know your findings on your extremely important research.
Lol....wagon burners??? wow man...you definitely get the politically incorrect award for the day.

well u got wagon burners and then u also got the push to start indians..
gotta keep em seperate or u might offend someone.
btw push to start are the ones w/ the lil red buttons on their forheads.

aww man im going to hell ><

**southmadejd** · 09-13-2007, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

well u got wagon burners and then u also got the push to start indians..
gotta keep em seperate or u might offend someone.
btw push to start are the ones w/ the lil red buttons on their forheads.

aww man im going to hell ><

Haha thanks man...I needed that after an extremely sh-tty day. I will see you in hell.

**gixxerboy1** · 09-13-2007, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by pewntang

lol... is shipping free.... maybe if you buy in bulk you can get 10% discount or better yet a buy one get one offer... sweet...

I already told merc.

First Thursday of the month double coupon day and free express shipping

**gixxerboy1** · 09-13-2007, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

I've been considering moving out east and stealing Gixxer's girl!

lol. She's mine. but she has some damn hot friends i'll hook you up with

**Prada** · 09-13-2007, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

we gots indian chica's out here..
basically super dark versions of the russians..
but they have 2 flaws..
first.. THEY cant handle alcohol at ALL.. firewater.. makes them.. EVIL and it only takes a tiny bit
2nd.. once they hit late 20's THEY FATTEN UP

probably due to all the fire water LOL

Namaste!

**J-Dogg** · 09-13-2007, 09:01 PM

Ordering a Russian Order Bride almost seems easier than trying to find a decent wife. I think they are like 3k or so?

I don't really want to order one....

**Atomini** · 09-14-2007, 05:52 AM

Got me a Russian girl. That's because i'm already half Russian myself :P .

**Stabone** · 09-15-2007, 12:00 AM

**taiboxa** · 09-15-2007, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by Prada

Namaste!

Hi..!

**Stabone** · 09-15-2007, 12:05 AM

The engines where I live are all fat and they talk like mexican gangsters. Oh, but they all drive $50,000 cars.

**taiboxa** · 09-15-2007, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by Stabone

The engines where I live are all fat and they talk like mexican gangsters. Oh, but they all drive $50,000 cars.

ingines?
push to start or tomahawk?

**Stabone** · 09-15-2007, 12:09 AM

feather, not dot

**taiboxa** · 09-15-2007, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by Stabone

feather, not dot

frequent fire water drinkers?

**unclemoney** · 09-15-2007, 02:14 AM

sequential watered out fire hoses!

**Atomini** · 09-15-2007, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Stabone

**Prada** · 09-15-2007, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

Hi..!

Took you some time!! Can you read and write Sanskrit?

**taiboxa** · 09-15-2007, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Prada

Took you some time!! Can you read and write Sanskrit?

nope... kan you?

**Prada** · 09-15-2007, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

nope... kan you?

Well, you're the proud, self-confessed Indian. Dont you have any inheritance of your culture? If I were Indian, I'd at least speak Hindi or something. Shame on you Tia.

**taiboxa** · 09-15-2007, 04:07 PM

IM NOT PUSH TO START ><
but i got a TeePee.. and a pet buffaloo named spudnik.

**Prada** · 09-15-2007, 04:14 PM

Ok wait a minute, you are native or American Indian? Then say so!!!
Sputnik? Dude thats a Russian satellite. Get your cultures straightened out.

**taiboxa** · 09-15-2007, 04:15 PM

I KNOW it was cute ..
i scalp u -_-

**Prada** · 09-15-2007, 04:19 PM

Is your dog defunct like the Russian Sputnik as well?

What with you damn visage you have to always post?
^
- -
0 look you're wearing a little hat as well

**Prada** · 09-15-2007, 04:20 PM

Ooops It came out crooked, well thats how it probably is in real life anyways.

**taiboxa** · 09-15-2007, 04:21 PM

lol omg

"Oh Look ur wearing a lil hat too!"

Dik! -_-

**Prada** · 09-15-2007, 04:24 PM

I know I know if I could put feathers and shit I would or at least a spear with a fish on it or something. Make it more Tia-esque

**taiboxa** · 09-15-2007, 04:25 PM

lol
wheres my bow 'n' arrow!

**Prada** · 09-15-2007, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

lol
wheres my bow 'n' arrow!

Thats only for alpha-indians, you no alpha-indian.
Maybe we can get you a donkey or something for now until you prove yourself worthy.

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