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  1. 09-24-2007, 12:37 PM #1
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    shave your beaver!

    I have been seeing this girl for about 2 weeks now, and from the first week shaved daily of eod, now its week 3 and I have been noticing she hasnt been up to par on keeping smooth skin..

    How do you politely tell a girl to shave her poon?
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    go down on her and then come up saying you had to stop cause you got a rash from her stubble....
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    LMAO! Webb with the correct answer! Hahahah then she starts to feel bad and blows you. Maybe...depending on the girl.
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    Wait until its shaved and tell her how much you like it that way...

    Any other way will cost a few shots at it..
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    alright ill let you know about the outcome tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by youknowit45
    I have been seeing this girl for about 2 weeks now, and from the first week shaved daily of eod, now its week 3 and I have been noticing she hasnt been up to par on keeping smooth skin..

    How do you politely tell a girl to shave her poon?
    id ditch that sh^t immediately. cant stand when girls dont take care of themselves well.
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  7. 09-24-2007, 02:22 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgilligan10
    id ditch that sh^t immediately. cant stand when girls dont take care of themselves well.

    Yeah wait till you're older and the p u s s y isn't knocking down your door
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    Yeah wait till you're older and the p u s s y isn't knocking down your door

    hey sorry man, thats probably the biggest problem i have physically with girls. i just think hair anywhere on a girls body besides head is fvcking repulsive. i take care of my body well, u better do urs 10xx better.

    its worked well for me so far
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    just flat out tell her to shave it..tell her its way more sexy than stubble
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  10. 09-24-2007, 02:08 PM #10
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    Why not just tell her to shave.
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    Ya just tell her straight up that you think its way hotter and you like it better when its shaved. You can say it in a nice way but be straight up. Like if you didnt shave it all down there completely and she told you she prefered it shaved you prolly wouldnt care if she told you, you would jus do it. I dont think she will take offense at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Ya just tell her straight up that you think its way hotter and you like it better when its shaved. You can say it in a nice way but be straight up. Like if you didnt shave it all down there completely and she told you she prefered it shaved you prolly wouldnt care if she told you, you would jus do it. I dont think she will take offense at all.

    Exactly...your mom gets me to shave it for her.....
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  13. 09-24-2007, 03:31 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Exactly...your mom gets me to shave it for her.....
    good stand by webb.. stand by
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    Take a shower with her and shave it yourself. Thne tell her how hot her shaved pu$$y is. If she dont take the hint, see if her best friend shaves her's...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stock
    Take a shower with her and shave it yourself. Thne tell her how hot her shaved pu$$y is. If she dont take the hint, see if her best friend shaves her's...
    I'd be scared to shave it, knowing my luck I would cut it
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    Damn youngsters, all so picky
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    lol Just shaved my girlie's punani not less than 1hr ago, 'twas fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    lol Just shaved my girlie's punani not less than 1hr ago, 'twas fun!
    They should change your title to "ar's p u s s y shaver"
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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    They should change your title to "ar's p u s s y shaver"
    I prefer "AR's Total Twatcare Technician"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    I prefer "AR's Total Twatcare Technician"!
    ...or "AR's Beaver-Barber"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    ...or "AR's Beaver-Barber"
    ...or maybe "AR's Groomer of the Gash"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    lol Just shaved my girlie's punani not less than 1hr ago, 'twas fun!
    AWESOME...i love it when Stocky is shaved.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    AWESOME...i love it when Stocky is shaved.....
    LMAO! WEBB you dutty hoowa!
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    HAHAHHAHA...sorry man, i havent seen you around so i needed to get a shot in when i can...
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    A hot way to get it smooth is to tell her you want to take a shower with her. So take the shower and then start rubbing it all nice and get it all soapy. Once that is on like donkey kong tell her you really want to watch her shave it smooth. Then tell her how much you love it. She may think its fine and be embarassed if you bring it up any other way.
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    This thread cracks me up!

    My chick gets hers waxed at the saloon once a month. She likes to play show and tell with it that evening. Those are happy moments fo sure!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    This thread cracks me up!

    My chick gets hers waxed at the saloon once a month. She likes to play show and tell with it that evening. Those are happy moments fo sure!
    see thats what i like. a girl that is willing to do some time travel to groom herself well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    This thread cracks me up!

    My chick gets hers waxed at the saloon once a month. She likes to play show and tell with it that evening. Those are happy moments fo sure!
    Just make sure her waxer isn't a guy! However as a guy I would hate that job, imagine all the nasty hairy monsters that come in there wanting the same thing done *pukes*
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    Yeah, and I'll just bet they don't all look like Jesica Alba either.... yuck... I just threw up in my mouth a little...
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    how's about an instructional post with pictures of course and then have it at the top as a "sticky"
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    That's funny, I just realized I typed "saloon" instead of "salon"... yeah, I can imagine her getting "waxed" in the saloon every month!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    That's funny, I just realized I typed "saloon" instead of "salon"... yeah, I can imagine her getting "waxed" in the saloon every month!
    HAhaha enjoy a cold brew while you're getting waxed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    HAhaha enjoy a cold brew while you're getting waxed.

    Now thats something that you dont see everyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

    I was going to carry these cards at my store but the mark up was not that great and limited market. They do have a ton of funny cards though
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