Just got back from a long night in the Slammer

[CheddaNips]

Well i am not an advocate of fighting and i definatly know that size has nothing to do with fighting. People think that because im big and lift, that I walk around like a hardass. I am the nicest, kindest, most gentle chill person ever. but...

I was walkin back from dinner last night and there were a few EMO kids standing in front of my dorm smoking cigs, trying to act like anyone cares about them. So i walked up and reached in my pocket and i didnt have my key card to swipe to get in. So i walked over to these 4 EMO kids and asked them if they had their cards so that they could let me in. One of the kids was like ya bro (being nice) and started reaching in his pocket to get it, but this like 6ft tall 145lb homo that thought he was being funny and was like ya man we will let u in, we kinda have to or you might try and power lift us. Took 1 step and knocked him down in 1 punch. Broke his eye socket in 2 places and he got a concussion cuz he was out cold on his feet and he smashed his head off a bench. His friends Fvcking laughed at it and let me in. Unfortunally His Girl(or guy, i couldnt really tell) was inside and saw it. Called campus police and they knocked on my door 15min later. Then they tried to handcuff me but i told them they better not put their pudgy lil fingers on me. So i went to the station and spent most of the night. The kid aint pressin charges. Cuz hes scared i will come after him again.

On the + side this girl i been seein from upstairs saw it and she said it turned her on. (kinda wierd but I aint complainin)

[DSM4Life]

Well i am not an advocate of fighting and i definatly know that size has nothing to do with fighting. People think that because im big and lift, that I walk around like a hardass. I am the nicest, kindest, most gentle chill person ever. but...

I was walkin back from dinner last night and there were a few EMO kids standing in front of my dorm smoking cigs, trying to act like anyone cares about them. So i walked up and reached in my pocket and i didnt have my key card to swipe to get in. So i walked over to these 4 EMO kids and asked them if they had their cards so that they could let me in. One of the kids was like ya bro (being nice) and started reaching in his pocket to get it, but this like 6ft tall 145lb homo that thought he was being funny and was like ya man we will let u in, we kinda have to or you might try and power lift us. Took 1 step and knocked him down in 1 punch. Broke his eye socket in 2 places and he got a concussion cuz he was out cold on his feet and he smashed his head off a bench. His friends Fvcking laughed at it and let me in. Unfortunally His Girl(or guy, i couldnt really tell) was inside and saw it. Called campus police and they knocked on my door 15min later. Then they tried to handcuff me but i told them they better not put their pudgy lil fingers on me. So i went to the station and spent most of the night. The kid aint pressin charges. Cuz hes scared i will come after him again.

On the + side this girl i been seein from upstairs saw it and she said it turned her on. (kinda wierd but I aint complainin)

Congratulations, your officially an @sshole.

[auslifta]

why'd you hit him for? and why did his friends just laugh

[Big]

Well i am not an advocate of fighting and i definatly know that size has nothing to do with fighting. People think that because im big and lift, that I walk around like a hardass. I am the nicest, kindest, most gentle chill person ever. but...

I was walkin back from dinner last night and there were a few EMO kids standing in front of my dorm smoking cigs, trying to act like anyone cares about them. So i walked up and reached in my pocket and i didnt have my key card to swipe to get in. So i walked over to these 4 EMO kids and asked them if they had their cards so that they could let me in. One of the kids was like ya bro (being nice) and started reaching in his pocket to get it, but this like 6ft tall 145lb homo that thought he was being funny and was like ya man we will let u in, we kinda have to or you might try and power lift us. Took 1 step and knocked him down in 1 punch. Broke his eye socket in 2 places and he got a concussion cuz he was out cold on his feet and he smashed his head off a bench. His friends Fvcking laughed at it and let me in. Unfortunally His Girl(or guy, i couldnt really tell) was inside and saw it. Called campus police and they knocked on my door 15min later. Then they tried to handcuff me but i told them they better not put their pudgy lil fingers on me. So i went to the station and spent most of the night. The kid aint pressin charges. Cuz hes scared i will come after him again.

On the + side this girl i been seein from upstairs saw it and she said it turned her on. (kinda wierd but I aint complainin)

well if you hit him just for a comment like that, could be you're not as nice, kind, or gentle as you may think. I would have laughed it off.

[CheddaNips]

lol i have no tolerance for ignorant people. Espically when it comes to body building.

i was lookin 4 support of me not being an asshole. Maby its the 600mg test

[CheddaNips]

why'd you hit him for? and why did his friends just laugh

cuz he is an @sshole. and i dont believe in roid rage .

[Big]

I'm afraid to comment further, you might punch me.

[DSM4Life]

cuz he is an @sshole. and i dont believe in roid rage.

No, you have that mixed up my friend.

[dank1970]

be careful chedda, maybe he was intimidated and trying to make a joke. I dont know I wasnt ther and dont know what his tone or attitude was like. never the less it dont matter. for all you know hes lookin to get ahold of a gun and waste ya for it. or maybe his parents are talking him into pressing charges. I know I would for something like that. you broke his eye socket thats a serious injury that could effect his vision for the rest of his life. if you broke my eye socket or any one in my familys eye socket for something that dumb you would be paying for it somehow I CAN GAURANTEE IT!!! It might be in your best interest to apollagize at least. people saw you do it and just cuz your out of jail dont mean your not in deep shit. i am not gonna stroke ya bud. that was stupid.

[auslifta]

he was helping you out, and made a light hearted comment, a back handed compliment if you wish.

[thetank]

so let me get this straight,
-you knocked some kid out
-his FRIENDS laughed
-then a nearby girl who caught wind of this event came to you and was looking to suck your dick because your the man and it turns her on.
-security comes to escort you to a holding cell, but you tell them not to touch you, or your gonna rain down some pain all over them, and walk on your own accord because again, you're the man.
ive heard less ridiculous stories from kids that believe in santa claus.
a) there is no way that happened.
b) if anything resembling this event actaully did happen, you deserve to get your head kicked in.
c)when your making up a story to boast about something on the internet, try not to make yourself look like such an asshole. talk about the car or hot girlfriend you dont have, not knocking out people for making civil conversation/helping you.
hazuse.

[CheddaNips]

His tone definatly wasnt joking and his buddy was the one that was helping me. I did apologize and he said it was cool. His eye is finc and there will be no permenant damage.

[QuieTSToRM33]

You, sir, are a douchebag.

[CheddaNips]

so let me get this straight,
-you knocked some kid out
-his FRIENDS laughed
-then a nearby girl who caught wind of this event came to you and was looking to suck your dick because your the man and it turns her on.
-security comes to escort you to a holding cell, but you tell them not to touch you, or your gonna rain down some pain all over them, and walk on your own accord because again, you're the man.
ive heard less ridiculous stories from kids that believe in santa claus.
a) there is no way that happened.
b) if anything resembling this event actaully did happen, you deserve to get your head kicked in.
c)when your making up a story to boast about something on the internet, try not to make yourself look like such an asshole. talk about the car or hot girlfriend you dont have, not knocking out people for making civil conversation/helping you.
hazuse.

i could see how u could think how it was mad up bro but come on. why would sumone make up a story. They are rent a cops and they dont even have handcuffs. They tried to hold my hands behind my back when i was willing to walk with them. They then drove me to a police station after 3hrs of them taking info on me. I was in a holding cell for 4 hrs and they let me go saying that i would get a fine and depending if they want to press charges or not. If i had a scanner i would scan my paperwork through. Maby i just had an asshole moment. It happens and tell me there arent things in this world that you just dont have a tolerance for.

[auslifta]

so let me get this straight,
-you knocked some kid out
-his FRIENDS laughed
-then a nearby girl who caught wind of this event came to you and was looking to suck your dick because your the man and it turns her on.
-security comes to escort you to a holding cell, but you tell them not to touch you, or your gonna rain down some pain all over them, and walk on your own accord because again, you're the man.
ive heard less ridiculous stories from kids that believe in santa claus.
a) there is no way that happened.
b) if anything resembling this event actaully did happen, you deserve to get your head kicked in.
c)when your making up a story to boast about something on the internet, try not to make yourself look like such an asshole. talk about the car or hot girlfriend you dont have, not knocking out people for making civil conversation/helping you.
hazuse.

there's the money shot.
fvck tank your looking huge

[CheddaNips]

and me and the girl are kind of dating and she definatly didnt suck my dick, she said it was a turn on that if she needed it i could defend her. U make the story sound more rediculous when u say it in a smartass way

[auslifta]

Well i am not an advocate of fighting and i definatly know that size has nothing to do with fighting. People think that because im big and lift, that I walk around like a hardass. I am the nicest, kindest, most gentle chill person ever. but...

I was walkin back from dinner last night and there were a few EMO kids standing in front of my dorm smoking cigs, trying to act like anyone cares about them. So i walked up and reached in my pocket and i didnt have my key card to swipe to get in. So i walked over to these 4 EMO kids and asked them if they had their cards so that they could let me in. One of the kids was like ya bro (being nice) and started reaching in his pocket to get it, but this like 6ft tall 145lb homo that thought he was being funny and was like ya man we will let u in, we kinda have to or you might try and power lift us. Took 1 step and knocked him down in 1 punch. Broke his eye socket in 2 places and he got a concussion cuz he was out cold on his feet and he smashed his head off a bench. His friends Fvcking laughed at it and let me in. Unfortunally His Girl(or guy, i couldnt really tell) was inside and saw it. Called campus police and they knocked on my door 15min later. Then they tried to handcuff me but i told them they better not put their pudgy lil fingers on me. So i went to the station and spent most of the night. The kid aint pressin charges. Cuz hes scared i will come after him again.

On the + side this girl i been seein from upstairs saw it and she said it turned her on. (kinda wierd but I aint complainin)

if you must lie have a good memory to back it up

[CheddaNips]

if you must lie have a good memory to back it up

haha exactly u are just trying to find dumb shit. I had an asshole moment and i will pay for it. I wasnt thinking and did an asshole thing. In no way shape or form was i bragging nor did i say i was the man. DICK

[DSM4Life]

haha exactly u are just trying to find dumb shit. I had an asshole moment and i will pay for it. I wasnt thinking and did an asshole thing. In no way shape or form was i bragging nor did i say i was the man. DICK

The act of posting this on a public forum was a form of bragging. It just didnt go the way you expected it.

[Z12]

Congratulations, your officially an @sshole.

Agreed. That's just cruel - crushing somebody's skull!!!

[auslifta]

haha exactly u are just trying to find dumb shit. I had an asshole moment and i will pay for it. I wasnt thinking and did an asshole thing. In no way shape or form was i bragging nor did i say i was the man. DICK

either way your an arsehole, im out of this one. anger is a form of weakness

[shifty_git]

Well i am not an advocate of fighting and i definatly know that size has nothing to do with fighting. People think that because im big and lift, that I walk around like a hardass. I am the nicest, kindest, most gentle chill person ever. but...

I was walkin back from dinner last night and there were a few EMO kids standing in front of my dorm smoking cigs, trying to act like anyone cares about them. So i walked up and reached in my pocket and i didnt have my key card to swipe to get in. So i walked over to these 4 EMO kids and asked them if they had their cards so that they could let me in. One of the kids was like ya bro (being nice) and started reaching in his pocket to get it, but this like 6ft tall 145lb homo that thought he was being funny and was like ya man we will let u in, we kinda have to or you might try and power lift us. Took 1 step and knocked him down in 1 punch. Broke his eye socket in 2 places and he got a concussion cuz he was out cold on his feet and he smashed his head off a bench. His friends Fvcking laughed at it and let me in. Unfortunally His Girl(or guy, i couldnt really tell) was inside and saw it. Called campus police and they knocked on my door 15min later. Then they tried to handcuff me but i told them they better not put their pudgy lil fingers on me. So i went to the station and spent most of the night. The kid aint pressin charges. Cuz hes scared i will come after him again.

On the + side this girl i been seein from upstairs saw it and she said it turned her on. (kinda wierd but I aint complainin)

you hit a 145lb kid for makin a joke?

well aint u the man!

bet u feel all the lifting was worth it now hey!

[HORSE~]

There was a thread very similar to this one posted by a guy I belive named Woody last year about head buting some guy's on a train and beating them badly....He got the same kind of responces as this dude is getting and ended up getting himself banned shortly after....

Chedda you arnt related to a dude named Woody are you????

[Haro3]

wow your my idol, blow that sh*t off, i just laugh at that stuff who cares i wouldnt hit someone over a comment especially something thats a border line compliment to my progress. glad your chick liked it cuz you didnt score any points with anyone on the boards, did you have fun measuring your penis? wish the kid would press charges need less people fightin over stupid sh*t

[Johny-too-small]

As Ive grown in size, Ive grown in humility. You knew that you were bigger than this guy, yet you still knocked him out. What you did is about as cowardly as a man hitting a girl. Grow up.

[DSM4Life]

Sounds like you found a really respectable girl. Just a matter of time before you get knocked out and she runs to that guy.

[roodogg]

It is difficult to justify your actions and to make a claim that the dude was ignorant when your actions clearly validate the general publics perception of so called MEATHEADS I am not mad at ya because I have done worse for no reason. Live and Learn. That can happen to your kid someday

[Kratos]

I have a feeling this story didn't happen, but if it did you are a duche bag.

I broke someone's face a year ago, and that landed me in real prision for a few days. I also got to buy the guy a shiney new plate to go inside his face. He picked the fight and threw the first punch. Isn't the law great.

[Big]

As Ive grown in size, Ive grown in humility. You knew that you were bigger than this guy, yet you still knocked him out. What you did is about as cowardly as a man hitting a girl. Grow up.

Perfectly stated as usual, Johny.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

lol man, this thread totally backfired on you

but, really shouldnt have hit him.
would u appreciate it if Ima******ger nailed you for making a joke? lol

[HORSE~]

There was a thread very similar to this one posted by a guy I belive named Woody last year about head buting some guy's on a train and beating them badly....He got the same kind of responces as this dude is getting and ended up getting himself banned shortly after....

Chedda you arnt related to a dude named Woody are you????

Here's the thread I was thinking of....

i busted someones head open

[paulzane]

I don't think you got the response you wanted ........ but you got the response you deserved .... you TWAT

[number twelve]

shit bro hopefully u learned from all the responses you got on here that u didnt do that right thing

[FREAK]

its all good till u hit the wrong guy.Then when ur sittin in the pen ur probally gonna be the guy gettin smacked

[gixxerboy1]

lol man, this thread totally backfired on you

but, really shouldnt have hit him.
would u appreciate it if Ima******ger nailed you for making a joke? lol

Which kinda nailing are we talking about?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Which kinda nailing are we talking about?

haha I knew someone would say that.
The kind of nailing u get in the slammer! jk

I meant, punched. get yr mind out of the gutter

[paulzane]

Here's the thread I was thinking of....

i busted someones head open

This thread was fun as well ... a lot of banned people in there!!

[darr]

your the asshole bragging about ko,n sum kid!

[Panzerfaust]

Why am I not surprised, a complete moron you are.

[Amorphic]

i think he gets the point guys. He made a mistake, no need to flame him endlessly.