this has to be the funniest thing that i have ever heard. I was literally crying for like 25 min.
I grew up in NC and still visit there 4-5x a year to see friends and family. My buddy has done like 6 cycles and never done a PCT (mostly all orals). And he talks so much Siht. Ya hes that guy in your group of friends. He tells me of this great domestic guy that sell great stuff. He orders a bottle of 5000mg Anabol at double the price I have seen. So the tin comes like 2 months after he orders and it is in a completely legit bottle. He opens it up and it has a bunch of pills in it and a piece of paper. he pulls out the piece of paper and it is a torn off piece of note book paper and in red sharpie that just says "OWNED." He pours out the pills and its 100 advil. He slams it against the wall and his mom walks in his room asking what happened. She picks up the bottle and asks him what it is. he says apparently advil and walks outside. His mom picks up the bottle and reads that it has a chemical name on it. So she calls His physican and ask him what methandrostenolene is. He looks it up and tells her it is a steroid. He comes home, she chases him around the kitchen with a frying pan and he dosent get to go to the bahamas for spring break in 2 weeks. It is too late to cancel so he loses his 900+ dollars. Funny as hell in my book.
Some of you might not think that him getting fakes is funny or him losing 900+ is funny but hes my buddy and I wanna cry every time I read the txts he sent me. IDK but i find it super hilarious. I would have hated it if it happened to me but it didnt so i can laugh
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