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  1. 05-27-2008, 12:03 PM #1
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    Not for the faint of heart, or sexually active...

    ...the cringe-worthy movie "TEETH" is now on dvd for those who know of and will dare to watch it.

    For those who don't here's the trailer:
    http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809426687/info

    It can be picked up at...
    http://www.blockbuster.com/catalog/movieDetails/333465
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  2. 05-27-2008, 12:06 PM #2
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    Just saw this Horse:
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ighlight=teeth

    Should have figured a movie buff like yourself would have been up on it. Sorry for the redundancy!!!
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  3. 05-27-2008, 10:00 PM #3
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    this movie looks like a freaken academy award winner right here.
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    looks like christian/ catholic propaganda bullshit to me......
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    looks like christian/ catholic propaganda bullshit to me......
    What are you talking about? Its a horror film.
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    Wow. Whom ever wrote that has some serious woman issues.
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    I watched the movie and honestly guys, do not waste your time. I thought the movie was pretty boring and just kind of goofy/corny.

    A girl has teeth in her vagina--put 2 and 2 together and you have the plot. I will not go into full details but I was no grossed out, at the end I just realised I had wasted 1.5 hours of my life watching it. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dece870717 View Post
    What are you talking about? Its a horror film.
    and what's the underlying message there? "don't have sex or you're gonna get it" sounds like something the churches would come up with to me to advance their abstinence bullshit views albeit subtly
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    Hmmmmm, I wouldn't screw that chick with my friends dick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by magic32 View Post
    Just saw this Horse:
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ighlight=teeth

    Should have figured a movie buff like yourself would have been up on it. Sorry for the redundancy!!!


    LOL I would'nt have even known about it had I not read about it in a post you made a long time ago....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    and what's the underlying message there? "don't have sex or you're gonna get it" sounds like something the churches would come up with to me to advance their abstinence bullshit views albeit subtly
    you read my mind ruhlfreak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CheddaNips View Post
    you read my mind ruhlfreak.
    i knew i wasn't the only one that could see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    and what's the underlying message there? "don't have sex or you're gonna get it" sounds like something the churches would come up with to me to advance their abstinence bullshit views albeit subtly
    right and the titanic was about keeping ppl from swiming in the ocean.... looking a little too much into it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NATE0406 View Post
    right and the titanic was about keeping ppl from swiming in the ocean.... looking a little too much into it.
    well when the government enslaves everyone and i see it coming and get away you can try to tell me that again
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    well when the government enslaves everyone and i see it coming and get away you can try to tell me that again
    hahaha well when you see that one commin please let me know. i will get away too. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Z-Ro View Post
    I watched the movie and honestly guys, do not waste your time. I thought the movie was pretty boring and just kind of goofy/corny.

    A girl has teeth in her vagina--put 2 and 2 together and you have the plot. I will not go into full details but I was no grossed out, at the end I just realised I had wasted 1.5 hours of my life watching it. lol

    I just felt such an odd premise deserved some notoriety. Thanks for the review, guess I'll pass!
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    i watched it yesterday as well, i'd give it a 6/10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    i watched it yesterday as well, i'd give it a 6/10

    I am with ya there I'd say 6-7 out of 10....


    LOL I actualy watched the whole damn movie....
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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE View Post
    I am with ya there I'd say 6-7 out of 10....


    LOL I actualy watched the whole damn movie....
    yeah it was a bit of a struggle to make it through the whole thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE View Post
    I am with ya there I'd say 6-7 out of 10....


    LOL I actualy watched the whole damn movie....
    Really Horse???? 6-7?!?!?! You too Morph...I am not letting either one of you off the hook that easily? That had to be one of the dumbest f-cking premises I have ever seen for a dumb f-cking movie.

    I mean when I think of a movie that gets a 7 I think of like the new Indiana Jones movie or something along those lines.

    What I don't think about is a movie about some girl's stank p*ssy trying to eat every single dick that enters it.

    A seven????? Horse?? A f-cking 7????
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    Quote Originally Posted by southmadejd View Post
    Really Horse???? 6-7?!?!?! You too Morph...I am not letting either one of you off the hook that easily? That had to be one of the dumbest f-cking premises I have ever seen for a dumb f-cking movie.

    I mean when I think of a movie that gets a 7 I think of like the new Indiana Jones movie or something along those lines.

    What I don't think about is a movie about some girl's stank p*ssy trying to eat every single dick that enters it.

    A seven????? Horse?? A f-cking 7????

    Yep I dreamed of me on 2 grams of test and plowing those teeth right outa her twat....LOL matbe a 9 do to the pervertic teddincies implyed ....

    I am up for tha chalenge.....LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by southmadejd View Post
    Really Horse???? 6-7?!?!?! You too Morph...I am not letting either one of you off the hook that easily? That had to be one of the dumbest f-cking premises I have ever seen for a dumb f-cking movie.

    I mean when I think of a movie that gets a 7 I think of like the new Indiana Jones movie or something along those lines.

    What I don't think about is a movie about some girl's stank p*ssy trying to eat every single dick that enters it.

    A seven????? Horse?? A f-cking 7????
    i gave it a six because im on cycle and you got to see some titties.

    im sorry
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    ive seen that movie many time in my lifetime

    in my movie the savage munching seems to spare me but always eats my checkbook to shreds. that ending has always caused me to lose sleep at night
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