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    Toothy Racoon Bit Off Manhood

    on david letterman tonight:

    "The Sun has a story about a man lost his 'tool' while trying to rape a raccoon. An observant reader over at ATS pointed out that luckily it wasn't a squirrel, or he may have also lost his nuts." I hope he can make something positive out of this experience, like talking at schools to warn kids about the dangers of oral sex with a raccoon.

    what is wrong with people??? lol

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    WOW, just WOW.

    Some people these days........

    WHY WOULD U EVEN THINK OR ATTEMPT THAT!?

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    i believe they said alcohol was involved - why just why!!!

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    I have a raccoon problem. I rather be in bar fight with 300lbs bubba than them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FallenWyvern View Post
    I have a raccoon problem. I rather be in bar fight with 300lbs bubba than them.
    my grampa used to leave traps in his barns and the freaking "coons" would chew their own legs off to get out!!!!

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    Omg!!!!

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    People like this must have mental problems and are not fit for society

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    hey ma get ma ky thers another goddam racoooon on ma porch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amcon View Post
    i believe they said alcohol was involved - why just why!!!
    He must be one ugly SOB if he had to get the racoon drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamw1 View Post
    he must be one ugly sob if he had to get the racoon drunk.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamw1 View Post
    He must be one ugly SOB if he had to get the racoon drunk.
    ok, so the dude had to go to the hospital right? so what did he tell them ... ???? and how would you keep a straight face if some one told you that?????

    the racoon prob thought he had a nice hot dog or something... unbelievable!!!

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    insert here!

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    servs him right.. weirdo

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    Good on the racoon bite the b*s*a*ds knob off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott78 View Post
    Good on the racoon bite the b*s*a*ds knob off
    how do you lure a racoon over to you do preform that specific action for you ??? peanut butter??? what is wrong with people!!!

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    Rofl

    Ok im going to take that off my " to do " list incase that will happen to me ...

    Muhahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackHat View Post
    Rofl

    Ok im going to take that off my " to do " list incase that will happen to me ...

    Muhahahaha
    lmao... shoot i need to take that off too, i will remove bears as well

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