I'm freaking out!!

[SampsonandDelilah]

Found out my wife is pregnant last night (on Mothers day too!). This is our first time...so any advice is appreciated! We've been married 7 years and she just came off the pill 10 months ago...and up unitl now, our dogs have been our kids! I've never even changed a diaper...so needless to say...I'm freaking out!!

[vpchill]

You will be fine. Kids are a blessing. I have 3. My son is now 6 weeks old. You will feel good when you see the life youve created!

[vpchill]

BTW, Congrats!

[stack_it]

Congrats... My buddy and his girl just had a baby on Saturday..... Just in time for him to rush and buy a mothers day gift. He was freaking out too but it all falls in to place

[TRT,MAN]

hey bro im happy for you. i have 2 kids. one is 9 the other is 2. i love them to death. oh ya changing diapers no sweat. its just shit. lol

[calgarian]

Found out my wife is pregnant last night (on Mothers day too!). This is our first time...so any advice is appreciated! We've been married 7 years and she just came off the pill 10 months ago...and up unitl now, our dogs have been our kids! I've never even changed a diaper...so needless to say...I'm freaking out!!

First Congratulations!!!!

Second I never changed the diaper in my life either you know how I find out when i was trying to change his diaper first time in front of a nurse and she told me....picture side is the froont...so there you go......now u know the picture side is in front...make sure they keep an eye on your wife's BP and thyroid level, also blood sugar level. You have been married for 7 years so you probably know this but here it is again DONT ARGUE WITH HER. And be ready to be blamed "its cause of you i cant see my feet" it will pass and you will have a beautiful kid.

Good luck

[higherdesire]

Life as oyu understand it is about to change my good man! congrats! BTW, can I have your golf clubs? You won't be needing them.

[mho]

Life as oyu understand it is about to change my good man! congrats! BTW, can I have your golf clubs? You won't be needing them.

[SampsonandDelilah]

Life as oyu understand it is about to change my good man! congrats! BTW, can I have your golf clubs? You won't be needing them.

I put them in the mail!! I hope they're better to you than they were to me!

Thanks for the congrats and the advice fellas! I need it!

[*RAGE*]

Congrats bro, way to go that rocks, start buying diapers now get stocked up as much as you can, breast feed so no nolv or clomid for you...haha

[SampsonandDelilah]

Congrats bro, way to go that rocks, start buying diapers now get stocked up as much as you can, breast feed so no nolv or clomid for you...haha

LOL! Luckily I finished PCT a few months ago. I read that Nolva and Clomid stay in the body for 30 days. Anyone know if thats true?

[Mase33]

First off Congrats. i just had my second little girl 4 weeks ago. Be prepared to walk around like a zombie. No sleep....EVER AGAIN!!!!! Oh and they are pretty boring for the first couple of months. Eat, Sleep and Shit. All at the same time. And be prepared for post-pardum depression. my wife is going through that and is a raging B-I-T-C-H right now. good luck.

[Iron_Pig]

Congrats enjoy them they grow fast!! I look at my oldest Daughter and say to myself I just brought her home and phoof she is grown.

[Iron_Pig]

The hormone roller coster from hell what a ride.

First off Congrats. i just had my second little girl 4 weeks ago. Be prepared to walk around like a zombie. No sleep....EVER AGAIN!!!!! Oh and they are pretty boring for the first couple of months. Eat, Sleep and Shit. All at the same time. And be prepared for post-pardum depression. my wife is going through that and is a raging B-I-T-C-H right now. good luck.

[Iron_Pig]

Our last child was born she was sitting in the middle of the bed crying and I asked her what was wrong see just stopped and looked at me with that I will kill you and they will not blame me for it look. Thank god I was heading back to Iraq it was safer there ( I could defend myself)

The hormone roller coster from hell what a ride.

[RA]

Congrats bro! Its the biggest life change you have. Bigger than getting married. Dont worry youll get used to changing diapers. Ive been pissed and shat on many times..lol I hope your going to be in the room because if you didnt realize what a big deal it is you will then..lol

[Mase33]

No doubt Iron. My wife goes from crying to screaming to hugging me. Its hell. i hope Samson is a strong individual. Post-pardum is not for the faint of heart. Good Luck Bro. Haha.

[Kratos]

love your baby
and remember, it's not an alien

[RA]

Mine was never like that while pregnant..its after she was a crazy mofo. That post stuff is real.

[Mase33]

there kind of like little old men. No teeth, sleep a lot and shit on themselves.

[vpchill]

Just think in 9 months you can hold your kid in your lap while on this site!!! Share the joy!!
LOL

[Phate]

congrats, this is one thread i can't offer advise in as i definitely don't have kids yet, though i raised my little brother all his life so far

good luck

[Mase33]

Im telling you RA. This guy is in for it. you can never really prepare somebody for post.

[RA]

A good anti depressant is really good during that time. Mine didnt have it for the first 3 but had it for the 4th and holy moses was she a different person.

Im telling you RA. This guy is in for it. you can never really prepare somebody for post.

[SampsonandDelilah]

Oh great!! You guys have me going from freaking out...to scared $hitless!!

I guess I'll just put on my seatbelt and enjoy the ride!!

I hear the post-partum stuff is no joke.

I'm alreay practicing in the mirror...."yes dear" "I love you no matter what", "of course I still find you beautiful"!

anything else I'm missing!!

[vpchill]

You can get away with alot though because you can blame it on her emotions..
Baby, Cmon you knwo you all emotional. Lets cuddle! (Damnit)

[Mase33]

Hahaha VP. Thats a big NO-NO!!! Do not and i mean Do Not say that she has post-pardum depression!!! I cant emphasize this enough.

[SampsonandDelilah]

point taken!

[RA]

lol, I told mine she was hot while she was pregnant..and I must admit..she looked pretty good.

Oh great!! You guys have me going from freaking out...to scared $hitless!!

I guess I'll just put on my seatbelt and enjoy the ride!!

I hear the post-partum stuff is no joke.

I'm alreay practicing in the mirror...."yes dear" "I love you no matter what", "of course I still find you beautiful"!

anything else I'm missing!!

[vpchill]

Hahaha VP. Thats a big NO-NO!!! Do not and i mean Do Not say that she has post-pardum depression!!! I cant emphasize this enough.

LMAOO. Nah, deff dont say it. Just be easy with her and let her know you care about her sensitivity!

[Mase33]

And tweak her nipples for her. they love that. HaHa.

[vpchill]

You know what? If you want to be the Man of the hour, Run and get a Bunch of baby books and a teddy bear. Sit down and read with her. I guarantee she will have tears of joy!

That ones free. The next is $79.95

[Mase33]

And then be ready to get hit up side the head with that book and the teddy bear ripped to shreds without warning.

[vpchill]

And then be ready to get hit up side the head with that book and the teddy bear ripped to shreds without warning.

LMAOOO. Yea there are side effects

[RA]

You know what? If you want to be the Man of the hour, Run and get a Bunch of baby books and a teddy bear. Sit down and read with her. I guarantee she will have tears of joy!

That ones free. The next is $79.95

ha, mushy bastard...but not a bad idea..lol

And then be ready to get hit up side the head with that book and the teddy bear ripped to shreds without warning.

I tell you that mine was actually "more normal" while pregnant.

[Mase33]

absolutely RA. they are normal while pregnant. then the baby comes out and the shit hits the fan. from the baby and the wife.

[vpchill]

Yea RA, I did that with my second son. Then everytime she got mad (Which was everyday) I said what about the books and the Teddy bear? Wasnt about until 7 mos that she told me that was old news.. LOL

[RA]

Wow, not bad...you got 7 months out of that. Damn, why didnt I do that.

Yea RA, I did that with my second son. Then everytime she got mad (Which was everyday) I said what about the books and the Teddy bear? Wasnt about until 7 mos that she told me that was old news.. LOL

[Mase33]

And another thing Samson....if you are not a sensitive guy (like myself) be prepared for many fights. i have told my wife more than a couple of times because of the way she is acting.

[vpchill]

Wow, not bad...you got 7 months out of that. Damn, why didnt I do that.

Yea, There will be bad as we all know. But you can have alot of good as long as she stays happy for the most part.