Let's make fun of supplements

[LatissimusaurousRex]

What are some of the funniest claims you hear from supplement companys that they're products are capable of??

I'm a fan of 950% more nitric oxide, or 600% more testosterone.

Also any muscletech product is "World's #1 Most Hardcore [blank] Supplement."

I used to take a lot of supplements when I first started lifting til I realized they're mostly crap, so I thought I'd poke fun at them now.

[oldschoolfitness]

i agree most supp. are crap quality food has no supplement. the funniest advertisment was for some drink called The Juice: drink it and you will look like this guy (buff daddy) it also went on to say he didn't workout or use anything else (yea right ha ha ) probaly made millions too.

[ghettoboyd]

while i agree that most supplements claims are bogus and filled with macismo crap advertising, there are many supps that do work like whey protien, creatine mono,bcaa's,some of the n-oxide products, and pre-workout drinks have decent formulas with proven ingrediants....its just all the macismo ad claims that make me embarassed to even purchase there products.... that being said i havent used anything but whey protien in years...

[matt77]

Anything with MuscleTech printed on it cracks me up when I read the bottle/tub. How do normal people fall for this? I mean its just a little common sense. Foundation supps do work and work well but most of them are derived from food.

[dece870717]

Don't forget to the HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! version of every supplement! Don't just get Vitamin C get Vitamin C HARDCORE! or get some BCAA HARDCORE!

[Vitruvian-Man]

Muscle Big - protein powder comes in 3 manly flavors
-Sandpaper
-Wheelbarrow flavor
-Muscles n' Cream

Jacked Powder - total body nutritional supplement
-directions for use: add 540 scoops of Jacked Powder to
one US standard barrel of whole milk, for even faster results
add 16 sticks of butter

I Can't Belive Its Not Roids - butter substitute
*warning product has not been tested on living creatures

Thermonuclear Cutz - weight loss diet pill
ultra fat burning product, independent lab test have show that
you can burn up to 40000 calories per day using this product as
directed
*warning may cause explosive diarrhea

Big Pills - self explanatory

Liquid Large - similar to MCT oil that people used like synthol, inject this
directly into the muscle that u want to be big, works by causing
extreme allergic reaction and causes massive swelling, gives that
'What a F'in Dumbass Look' often found in synthol users

Small-b-Gone - come in spray bottle - spray on areas that u want to be huge
*warning does not work on genitals, or brain tissue

Anger Rage - pill supplement to increase aggression during a workout, also
cause massive hypertension and acne outbreaks

Roid-o-bol - prohormone guanteed to pack on 80lbs of muscle in 3 days or
your money back, if u survive

Big Bars - nutritional bar for post workoutm also cause instantaneous weight gain
due to the fact the bar contains large amounts of lead , tungsten, and osmium

[Tyler694]

What about all the recent craze over carb blockers and fat blockers?

I know a few people taking these just as an excuse to still stuff their face, but to make sure they "keep losing weight" or "don't gain any"..

[F4iGuy]

Oh shoot. I thought that carb blocker pill meant pizza, beer, and cake are OK?

[Tyler694]

Ha! My thoughts exactly.

[redz]

I read one that made no sense, I have to check what it was in the magazine when I get home...

Increases dna by 156%

What the hell does that mean?