Originally Posted by
Stigmata101
You did something wrong....and shes pissed about it...something small like leave the toilet seat up, or left bread crumbs in the butter, or used her conditioner for lube while jerkin off in the shower and didn't close the lid properly allowing a minute amount of water to seep in and dilute its effectiveness, or let the dishwasher run out of that blue shit you put in the door that some how eliminates spotty dishes, or didn't clean the lid on the ketchup bottle and the little bit at the end where it comes out dried into a scummy looking layer, or woke her in her sleep because of your snoring, or forgot to put a new garbage bag in the garbage can after you took it upon yourself to take out the trash without being told to, or you took out the trash too early cause there was still room in it, or didn't completely rinse out the sink after shaving leaving a few stray wiskers, or forgot to use a fabric softener when you did the laundry, or were listening to the TV too loud, or were watching TV for that matter, or she caught you checkin out her mom and feels too akward to talk about it, or you ate popcorn, or you took 5 minutes of alone time which didn't include her, or your left bicep looks bigger than your right when the sun hits it just right, or you were slurping when you should have been sipping, or after you cleaned the whole house from top to bottom you forgot to dust the light fixtures on the ceiling, or when you were giving her a back rub you don't do it like the massage specialist who went to school for 10 years and makes more in one day than you make in a month, or you let her paint your nails and put mascara and lipstick on and do your hair and wear her sexy black panties and lingerie top but you drew the line when she asked you to try on her high heels, or maybe you just didn't do anything.
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I think to feel better I'm going to go slap a woman's butt, dine and dash, and take some sustanon and beat some people up.
