CDP's Qs about Sex, STDs and NO xplod/ Superpump

[cherrydrpepper]

Ok first let me say I love this place so if Im not on here enough its cause i found the girl of my dreams and we have been making out and hanging out non stop. I read every reply to my threads I don't always comment on all of them but believe me I read all of them and laugh my ass off non stop when im in here.

Ok so this is a good girl like you could take home to mom and shes hot to boot but anyway. Questions.

She wants me to get tested for STDs and I am freaked out. Ive been with like 6 or 7 women (I thought it was 7 then i couldn't remember and wtf.. i think it was only 6 now.. which would be cool if she could be lucky 7). Ok so first question has anyone had to go through this cause im freaked the f out. I know there is a big stigma about talking about stds so if you wanna pm me thats fine. I mean I really like this girl and I believe in God so like I hope Im supposed to be with her but even if Im not I know theres somebody out there for me. I'm 29 ive never been tested for stds in my life and i'm freaked I think it will come back clean but who t f knows.

Oh then I was wondering she said she likes to f 3-4 times a day and gives the best blow job imaginable .. so its really gonna suck if my test doesn't come back good. I'm wondering if anybody has downed some superpump or No Xplod or Jacked etc and gone to town on a girl and if it made the sex better? Yeah.. this is one of those.. cherrydrpepper moments. LOL.

[cherrydrpepper]

OH and just to be honest its not just about sex with this girl.. I am catching feelings..

[Tambit24]

STD tests are fun. I've had a few due to my drunken fun back in the day. The swab tests burns a lil, but u get over it. The worst part is waiting the 2 weeks for the results. I knew I was clean the whole time, but gettin tested is a great reassurance. Also, if a girl loved to **** so much and "gives the best head", be careful with that one. She's apperently had lots of practice on the head and who knows if she likes sex 3-4 times a day with the same guy or not.

[warchild]

Ok first let me say I love this place so if Im not on here enough its cause i found the girl of my dreams and we have been making out and hanging out non stop. I read every reply to my threads I don't always comment on all of them but believe me I read all of them and laugh my ass off non stop when im in here.

Ok so this is a good girl like you could take home to mom and shes hot to boot but anyway. Questions.

She wants me to get tested for STDs and I am freaked out. Ive been with like 6 or 7 women (I thought it was 7 then i couldn't remember and wtf.. i think it was only 6 now.. which would be cool if she could be lucky 7). Ok so first question has anyone had to go through this cause im freaked the f out. I know there is a big stigma about talking about stds so if you wanna pm me thats fine. I mean I really like this girl and I believe in God so like I hope Im supposed to be with her but even if Im not I know theres somebody out there for me. I'm 29 ive never been tested for stds in my life and i'm freaked I think it will come back clean but who t f knows.

Oh then I was wondering she said she likes to f 3-4 times a day and gives the best blow job imaginable .. so its really gonna suck if my test doesn't come back good. I'm wondering if anybody has downed some superpump or No Xplod or Jacked etc and gone to town on a girl and if it made the sex better? Yeah.. this is one of those.. cherrydrpepper moments. LOL.

maybe its her that needs to be tested for stds

[cherrydrpepper]

Thanks for the fast replies tambit24 and warchild. I forgot to mention shes going to the gyno and a family doctor both this week so they are gonna test the shit out of her. She's a good girl; she said she didn't f her last boyfriend for 4 months. This made me laugh so hard; she called herself "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed" today. LOL.

[numbat]

mom worked at the health department when i was a wee lad. used to see grown men crying and walking down the halls like they had been kicked in the sack by a thoroughbred. good luck with the results dude

[calgarian]

cherry why u worried about the std and sex relatated questions.......u r not getting any...and u can cum anyway cause u inject synthol in ur dick

[stack_it]

Cdp I have a feeling in 6 months gonna be starting a thread saying your hearts been broken and your life is over etc etc. You're falling way too fast bro. I hope everything works out but take a step back and look at this whole situation. Read your last weeks posts and slap yourself in the face.


As far as the test goes just go pee in a cup. You've only been with 6 girls. That's relatively low for a guy your age so I would hope you'd be clean but it only takes one tainted vagina. Good luck.

[cherrydrpepper]

mom worked at the health department when i was a wee lad. used to see grown men crying and walking down the halls like they had been kicked in the sack by a thoroughbred. good luck with the results dude

good to know .. at the same time i am going to try not to think about this..

cherry why u worried about the std and sex relatated questions.......u r not getting any...and u can cum anyway cause u inject synthol in ur dick

Cal u crack me up

Cdp I have a feeling in 6 months gonna be starting a thread saying your hearts been broken and your life is over etc etc. You're falling way too fast bro. I hope everything works out but take a step back and look at this whole situation. Read your last weeks posts and slap yourself in the face.


As far as the test goes just go pee in a cup. You've only been with 6 girls. That's relatively low for a guy your age so I would hope you'd be clean but it only takes one tainted vagina. Good luck.

Thanks stack it ur my boy.. and.. i will think about what you are saying because it makes sense


I'm going to bow out of the forum til tomorrow for tonight. I'm having a few beers and im in a good mood so I don't think I would say any retarded shit but I don't want to chance it. Luv u guys talk to you tomorrow.

[ReX357]

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES!!!

Trust me! It's just a game! Don't fall in love! Don't ditch your other options! Once she knows she's got you, you're f*cked. She'll control you to no end til she pulls your heart out with her bare hands and pokes a hole through it with her heels. DON'T TELL HER YOU LOVE HER! ACT DISTANT A BIT ALL THE TIME!! Have other shit on the go! Don't be available when she needs you for the littlest things. That's how it all starts. She'll ask for one thing and you will oblige to the best of your abilities. BEEEEEEEEEEP! YOU'RE WRONG. You already set the bar super high for yourself and that's what she well expect forever and then some. You'll end up breaking your back for this chick and she's gonna hate you because she won't be able to respect you and the reason why? Cause you do shit for her.

DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR HER! USE HER FOR SEX FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. Give in a tiny bit ONCE EVERY FEW MONTH to give her a little bit of hope. That's it. NO FLOWERS, NO COMPLIMENTS, NO EXCESSIVE MAKING OUT.

Make sure you're the first one to ask for a favor like "Hey can you grab the remote" while you're watching a movie. And always ask little things like that. Make sure you keep control.

F*CK! I can't explain it all here. Make sure you mind f*ck the shit out of her! Women need to be controlled. That's how they subconsciouly respect you and treat you like the man they want.

There's a fine line between disrespectful and being in control. That's where your success lies.

And always remember: The person who has the upper hand in negotiations is the one who is willing to walk away from the deal.

I'm already seeing your pattern here CDP and you're setting yourself up for failure.

[lovbyts]

Thanks for the fast replies tambit24 and warchild. I forgot to mention shes going to the gyno and a family doctor both this week so they are gonna test the shit out of her. She's a good girl; she said she didn't f her last boyfriend for 4 months. This made me laugh so hard; she called herself "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed" today. LOL.

Actually I would see that as a red flag. Why did she not f him for 4 months? Sounds like CONTROL to me. I was run or just consider her a fun toy for a while.

Your feelings are due to you want SEX. No matter what you think it is it's due to sex.

Test. Have sex with her and then see how you feel or masturbate just before going on a date with her and see how much you want to sit and listen to her. You may still due to her being NEW but you will see its not nearly as interesting as you though it was before.

Dont kid yourself and think it means anything more than you are horny for now. What women tell you and what the truth is are usually 2 very different things. Have you even knows a woman who says yeah Im really just a bitch and treat men like crap? They all think they are saints no matter how many c0cks they have blown.

[almard]

Ok first let me say I love this place so if Im not on here enough its cause i found the girl of my dreams and we have been making out and hanging out non stop. I read every reply to my threads I don't always comment on all of them but believe me I read all of them and laugh my ass off non stop when im in here.

Ok so this is a good girl like you could take home to mom and shes hot to boot but anyway. Questions.

She wants me to get tested for STDs and I am freaked out. Ive been with like 6 or 7 women (I thought it was 7 then i couldn't remember and wtf.. i think it was only 6 now.. which would be cool if she could be lucky 7). Ok so first question has anyone had to go through this cause im freaked the f out. I know there is a big stigma about talking about stds so if you wanna pm me thats fine. I mean I really like this girl and I believe in God so like I hope Im supposed to be with her but even if Im not I know theres somebody out there for me. I'm 29 ive never been tested for stds in my life and i'm freaked I think it will come back clean but who t f knows.

Oh then I was wondering she said she likes to f 3-4 times a day and gives the best blow job imaginable .. so its really gonna suck if my test doesn't come back good. I'm wondering if anybody has downed some superpump or No Xplod or Jacked etc and gone to town on a girl and if it made the sex better? Yeah.. this is one of those.. cherrydrpepper moments. LOL.

****....I can't read that crapp...If I were you, I would chick my estrogen level, cause you seem need more test in your blood.....

[Tambit24]

Rex had some good points in there. You kind of sound like a buddy of mine awhile back. Great kid, just wasn't that good with the ladies. He would fall in love with the first one to give him any attention. So, I'm going to give you the same advice I gave him. Sleep around. Date 4-5 girls at a time. It's not cheating, cause your not commited to any of them right away. The dating many girls relates to what Rex was saying too. Your gonna be a lil distant to the girls cause you'll be sharing the time with all of them, so, you can't just focus on one. Eventually you'll come across the one and chances are shes not gonna be the one that likes sex 3-4 times a day and gives the best head, but take full advantage of the sex while you can just try not to fall in love with the p*ssy. You gotta seperate love and sex.

[tjax03]

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES!!!

Trust me! It's just a game! Don't fall in love! Don't ditch your other options! Once she knows she's got you, you're f*cked. She'll control you to no end til she pulls your heart out with her bare hands and pokes a hole through it with her heels. DON'T TELL HER YOU LOVE HER! ACT DISTANT A BIT ALL THE TIME!! Have other shit on the go! Don't be available when she needs you for the littlest things. That's how it all starts. She'll ask for one thing and you will oblige to the best of your abilities. BEEEEEEEEEEP! YOU'RE WRONG. You already set the bar super high for yourself and that's what she well expect forever and then some. You'll end up breaking your back for this chick and she's gonna hate you because she won't be able to respect you and the reason why? Cause you do shit for her.

DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR HER! USE HER FOR SEX FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. Give in a tiny bit ONCE EVERY FEW MONTH to give her a little bit of hope. That's it. NO FLOWERS, NO COMPLIMENTS, NO EXCESSIVE MAKING OUT.

Make sure you're the first one to ask for a favor like "Hey can you grab the remote" while you're watching a movie. And always ask little things like that. Make sure you keep control.

F*CK! I can't explain it all here. Make sure you mind f*ck the shit out of her! Women need to be controlled. That's how they subconsciouly respect you and treat you like the man they want.

There's a fine line between disrespectful and being in control. That's where your success lies.

And always remember: The person who has the upper hand in negotiations is the one who is willing to walk away from the deal.

I'm already seeing your pattern here CDP and you're setting yourself up for failure.

Wow man, sounds like youve have some ****ed up relationships. Please don't follow this advice if you really like this girl CDP.

[DSM4Life]

Just wait until they stick the Q-tip up your pee hole !

Open wideeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[zimmy]

yah the q tip...it's pretty embarressing when they ask about the empty peircing hole :P

[DSM4Life]

yah the q tip...it's pretty embarressing when they ask about the empty peircing hole :P

Want me to check and make sure its not infected ?

[ReX357]

Wow man, sounds like youve have some ****ed up relationships. Please don't follow this advice if you really like this girl CDP.

Yes. I did. And that's how I learned.

[Bryan2]

**** the Q tip thats the only std test that sucks!

[PistolStarta]

**** the Q tip thats the only std test that sucks!

It hurt so bad, I swore never again.

[Hazard]

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES!!!

Trust me! It's just a game! Don't fall in love! Don't ditch your other options! Once she knows she's got you, you're f*cked. She'll control you to no end til she pulls your heart out with her bare hands and pokes a hole through it with her heels. DON'T TELL HER YOU LOVE HER! ACT DISTANT A BIT ALL THE TIME!! Have other shit on the go! Don't be available when she needs you for the littlest things. That's how it all starts. She'll ask for one thing and you will oblige to the best of your abilities. BEEEEEEEEEEP! YOU'RE WRONG. You already set the bar super high for yourself and that's what she well expect forever and then some. You'll end up breaking your back for this chick and she's gonna hate you because she won't be able to respect you and the reason why? Cause you do shit for her.

DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR HER! USE HER FOR SEX FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. Give in a tiny bit ONCE EVERY FEW MONTH to give her a little bit of hope. That's it. NO FLOWERS, NO COMPLIMENTS, NO EXCESSIVE MAKING OUT.

Make sure you're the first one to ask for a favor like "Hey can you grab the remote" while you're watching a movie. And always ask little things like that. Make sure you keep control.

F*CK! I can't explain it all here. Make sure you mind f*ck the shit out of her! Women need to be controlled. That's how they subconsciouly respect you and treat you like the man they want.

There's a fine line between disrespectful and being in control. That's where your success lies.

And always remember: The person who has the upper hand in negotiations is the one who is willing to walk away from the deal.

I'm already seeing your pattern here CDP and you're setting yourself up for failure.

Actually I would see that as a red flag. Why did she not f him for 4 months? Sounds like CONTROL to me. I was run or just consider her a fun toy for a while.

Your feelings are due to you want SEX. No matter what you think it is it's due to sex.

Test. Have sex with her and then see how you feel or masturbate just before going on a date with her and see how much you want to sit and listen to her. You may still due to her being NEW but you will see its not nearly as interesting as you though it was before.

Dont kid yourself and think it means anything more than you are horny for now. What women tell you and what the truth is are usually 2 very different things. Have you even knows a woman who says yeah Im really just a bitch and treat men like crap? They all think they are saints no matter how many c0cks they have blown.

Go back and read these two responses again..... they are SPOT FVCKING ON!

I tell you what..... you've gotten some advice from guys who have 1st hand experience with this shit..... if you fall for this girl and tell her you love her too soon..... DO NOT come here and start a thread about how she broke your heart.....

~Haz~

[NMacFar]

I smell trouble... and fish.

[cherrydrpepper]

Updates from the field

- She smells like water down there. I can't wait to stick my face in that
- We are in love
- I think about her when I j. o.
- She gave me a bj and it was amazing
- The last two days we have walked for an hour then gone swimming. I told her how important diet and fitness is to me.
- She told me she prayed that God would send her someone like me when we were making out in her bed. Even though its only been like 10 days we have both been catching feelings from the beginning almost. I told her I love her after she said the god thing.
- I told her I want to go to church with her (not traditionally religious but lately have been thinking about God a lot even before I met this girl). She wants to go to church with me
- We are the same age and I have been able to accept that I might not be with someone else again or that we will age at the same progression together. I shut down all those weak thoughts men have about wanting to f more women or get a young supermodel all that crap we have going on in our heads.
- She lets me go to the gym or hang out with my friends as much as I want
- I came clean and told her I don't have a job and that I originally lied about my age (said I was 26 instead of 29). She doesn't care she thinks its funny and just wants to be with me.
- She lets me have as much space as I want
- She made me breakfast the last two days.. omlette juice pancakes.. she made me dinner a couple days ago.
- We can't stop staring at each other


Sorry I know its silly to put this in here like this but I usually bare my soul to you guys and you guys give me great advice. I read every response; The negative ones about why women suck, she never meets ANY of the traits that are given. The best analogy I can give of her is its like she came through a time machine from the WWII generation. She reminds me of those women. Shes a confident lady who knows what she wants out of life.

[ReX357]

Updates from the field

- She smells like water down there. I can't wait to stick my face in that
- We are in love
- I think about her when I j. o.
- She gave me a bj and it was amazing
- The last two days we have walked for an hour then gone swimming. I told her how important diet and fitness is to me.
- She told me she prayed that God would send her someone like me when we were making out in her bed. Even though its only been like 10 days we have both been catching feelings from the beginning almost. I told her I love her after she said the god thing.
- I told her I want to go to church with her (not traditionally religious but lately have been thinking about God a lot even before I met this girl). She wants to go to church with me
- We are the same age and I have been able to accept that I might not be with someone else again or that we will age at the same progression together. I shut down all those weak thoughts men have about wanting to f more women or get a young supermodel all that crap we have going on in our heads.
- She lets me go to the gym or hang out with my friends as much as I want
- I came clean and told her I don't have a job and that I originally lied about my age (said I was 26 instead of 29). She doesn't care she thinks its funny and just wants to be with me.
- She lets me have as much space as I want
- She made me breakfast the last two days.. omlette juice pancakes.. she made me dinner a couple days ago.
- We can't stop staring at each other


Sorry I know its silly to put this in here like this but I usually bare my soul to you guys and you guys give me great advice. I read every response; The negative ones about why women suck, she never meets ANY of the traits that are given. The best analogy I can give of her is its like she came through a time machine from the WWII generation. She reminds me of those women. Shes a confident lady who knows what she wants out of life.

You're kidding right?

[ReX357]

I feel like you read my reply and you said to yourself: "I'm gonna do the exact opposite".

She's LETTING YOU do what you want? Since when does a woman decides what you're up to?

She ain't that religious if she's blowing your dick within 10 days trust me. So many holes in her game right now, I can't believe you're falling for it.

I'm at lost for words, your sh*t is pathetic buddy.

[cherrydrpepper]

I feel like you read my reply and you said to yourself: "I'm gonna do the exact opposite".

She's LETTING YOU do what you want? Since when does a woman decides what you're up to?

She ain't that religious if she's blowing your dick within 10 days trust me. So many holes in her game right now, I can't believe you're falling for it.

I'm at lost for words, your sh*t is pathetic buddy.

Shes like no girl ive ever met in my life. I've been trying for a long time to roll with God and doing a pretty good job lately when im not drinking. I appreciate the hard talk; I always look out for my boys and they watch my back too. I can't really put this girl into words its like God made her for me.

[NMacFar]

Shes like no girl ive ever met in my life. I've been trying for a long time to roll with God and doing a pretty good job lately when im not drinking. I appreciate the hard talk; I always look out for my boys and they watch my back too. I can't really put this girl into words its like God made her for me.

See above in bold.

[NMacFar]

I feel like you read my reply and you said to yourself: "I'm gonna do the exact opposite".

She's LETTING YOU do what you want? Since when does a woman decides what you're up to?

She ain't that religious if she's blowing your dick within 10 days trust me. So many holes in her game right now, I can't believe you're falling for it.

I'm at lost for words, your sh*t is pathetic buddy.

[cherrydrpepper]

i laughed too

rex357 good shit

[jbran23]

Updates from the field

- She smells like water down there. I can't wait to stick my face in that
- We are in love
- I think about her when I j. o.
- She gave me a bj and it was amazing
- The last two days we have walked for an hour then gone swimming. I told her how important diet and fitness is to me.
- She told me she prayed that God would send her someone like me when we were making out in her bed. Even though its only been like 10 days we have both been catching feelings from the beginning almost. I told her I love her after she said the god thing.
- I told her I want to go to church with her (not traditionally religious but lately have been thinking about God a lot even before I met this girl). She wants to go to church with me
- We are the same age and I have been able to accept that I might not be with someone else again or that we will age at the same progression together. I shut down all those weak thoughts men have about wanting to f more women or get a young supermodel all that crap we have going on in our heads.
- She lets me go to the gym or hang out with my friends as much as I want
- I came clean and told her I don't have a job and that I originally lied about my age (said I was 26 instead of 29). She doesn't care she thinks its funny and just wants to be with me.
- She lets me have as much space as I want
- She made me breakfast the last two days.. omlette juice pancakes.. she made me dinner a couple days ago.
- We can't stop staring at each other


Sorry I know its silly to put this in here like this but I usually bare my soul to you guys and you guys give me great advice. I read every response; The negative ones about why women suck, she never meets ANY of the traits that are given. The best analogy I can give of her is its like she came through a time machine from the WWII generation. She reminds me of those women. Shes a confident lady who knows what she wants out of life.

[NMacFar]

Regardless, do what you have to do CDP. Just remember that the faster you fall in love the faster you'll burn out of love.

[Tambit24]

great post jbran. Spot on. Whe

[PistolStarta]

If you really just said you're in love and you're what 27? You need to be kicked in the dick

[ReX357]

if you really just said you're in love and you're what 27? You need to be kicked in the dick

hahahahaha

[stack_it]

I would offer advice but you've already said I love you. There's no point.

[Hazard]

HOLY FVCKING SHIT..... WHERE DO I START!?!?

Updates from the field

- She smells like water down there. I can't wait to stick my face in that she should.....
- We are in love I hope the fvck to god you didn't say it to her.....
- I think about her when I j. o. Thats because you havn't smashed her vag yet. Wait till you bang her twice a day for 3 months..... it'll get old and you'll be begging jbm to post mroe pics up.
- She gave me a bj and it was amazing They usually are.....
- The last two days we have walked for an hour then gone swimming. I told her how important diet and fitness is to me.
- She told me she prayed that God would send her someone like me when we were making out in her bed. Even though its only been like 10 days we have both been catching feelings from the beginning almost. I told her I love her after she said the god thing. shes probably used that line on 5 other guys..... AND WTF! YOU TOLD HER YOU LOVED HER!?!?!? JEEZ YOU FAIL.....
- I told her I want to go to church with her (not traditionally religious but lately have been thinking about God a lot even before I met this girl). She wants to go to church with me
- We are the same age and I have been able to accept that I might not be with someone else again or that we will age at the same progression together.You're 29 and think you'll never be with anyone again? wtf!? I shut down all those weak thoughts men have about wanting to f more women or get a young supermodel all that crap we have going on in our heads. you "shut them down" - meaning you still have them but choose to ignore them. Once again..... wait till her mucker gets old.....
- She lets me go to the gym or hang out with my friends as much as I want she lets you? Thats great..... Maybe she'll let you eat tonite.
- I came clean and told her I don't have a job and that I originally lied about my age (said I was 26 instead of 29). She doesn't care she thinks its funny and just wants to be with me. shes a regular mother theresa.....
- She lets me have as much space as I want why the fvck would you want space? Sounds like you're so far up her ass that you don't need space.....
- She made me breakfast the last two days.. omlette juice pancakes.. she made me dinner a couple days ago. Holy shit..... she really did let you eat..... heh - just wait until she gets comfortable around you. You'll see how ast she'll have dinner ready for you..... if you're lucky she might have the chicken out so it can defrost..... but most men aren't even THAT lucky.....
- We can't stop staring at each other BECAUSE YOU'VE ONLY BEEN LOOKING AT EACHOTHERS MUGS FOR 10 MOTHERFCKING DAYS!!!!! OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry I know its silly to put this in here like this but I usually bare my soul to you guys and you guys give me great advice. I read every response; The negative ones about why women suck, she never meets ANY of the traits that are given. The best analogy I can give of her is its like she came through a time machine from the WWII generation. She reminds me of those women. Shes a confident lady who knows what she wants out of life.

Responses in bold..... have a nice day.....

~Haz~

[Hazard]

Oh and also..... I'm making a prediction right now.....

I'm betting that it doesn't workout with her within 8 months...... and i better not see a thread asking for advice.....

~Haz~

[stack_it]

Responses in bold..... have a nice day.....

~Haz~

Thank you for taking the time to say what I wanted to.

Cdp we are being blunt here and it may come off harsh but we have all lived your situation. Some things I guess are better learned from experience tho.

[NMacFar]

HAHAHAHA HAZARD!!!!!!!!

"shes a regular mother theresa....."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA. Your best post by far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[calgarian]

Oh and also..... I'm making a prediction right now.....

I'm betting that it doesn't workout with her within 8 months...... and i better not see a thread asking for advice.....

~Haz~

i give him 3 months till he realize that her drama doesnt worth the pvssy he is getting.
and we all u this fvcker will start a thread start asking for advise.....but first he will start a thread how much he likes her
then asking for advise
then how much he hates her
then how long its been till he "got any" and how much he misses her

i can go on.....

On and Haz thank yo for taking the time to type what i wanted to but too lazy to do so....