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  1. 09-22-2010, 01:16 AM #1
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    Wifey isn't home

    she's out of town...first night away from each other in like 2 years Before I get blasted...yes I am clingy...so :P
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    please log off, thanks.

    lol kidding
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    Don't worry bro she's safe and sound
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    Call up some strange it will keep your mind off her always helps when my girl is out. LOL
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    one night aint gunna hurt man...if she can put up with you everynight for 2 yrs im sure she will be sleeping alone
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    I've been married for 10 years and I look forward when she goes away or if I have to go away on a biz trip.......the first couple years of marriage I missed her when we were apart. Now I don't. That is what 10 years does to you......
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    Beat your @#$% like it owes you money !
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    I always (usually) throw a party when the woman takes off. Usually just a few close friends. The type of party where opening an eyelid the next day is a real chore. The woman appreciates/expects that type. She doesn't like it when I go to the club here in town. Last time I did that, this chic started playing with my nipple with her old man sitting right next to her. So this little fukker gets bent, raises up on me, I realize I've got at least 60 lbs on this guy, so I'm like.... "ya gotta be kidding, right?" But I do the right thing, and apologize for "my" innappropriate behavior, and next thing you know we're doing the bro hug, and this chic is apologizing, saying it's all her fault.


    I don't know, i seem to be a magnet for trouble sometimes.
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    what's your question?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigdog99 View Post
    I've been married for 10 years and I look forward when she goes away or if I have to go away on a biz trip.......the first couple years of marriage I missed her when we were apart. Now I don't. That is what 10 years does to you......
    try 23 coming up, mate~!
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  12. 09-22-2010, 10:01 AM #12
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    soon cherrydrpepper is gunna have threads like this... "i loved this girl for 18 days now and she cant hang out today. what do i do guys? im so lost." lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    soon cherrydrpepper is gunna have threads like this... "i loved this girl for 18 days now and she cant hang out today. what do i do guys? im so lost." lol
    who is the ass now......?
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  14. 09-22-2010, 10:09 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    who is the ass now......?
    been talking to you for to long i guess haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    been talking to you for to long i guess haha
    blame the brown guy...racist asshole
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    blame the brown guy...racist asshole
    oh wow gunna play that card eh? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    she's out of town...first night away from each other in like 2 years Before I get blasted...yes I am clingy...so :P
    I think this is very endearing and if your wife reads this post, she will smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimmerMe View Post
    I think this is very endearing and if your wife reads this post, she will smile.
    uhhhh..... do we really want our women to read what we write in here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    uhhhh..... do we really want our women to read what we write in here?
    no this is like a branch off the man cave. not wives or girlfriends allowed. other women welcome tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    no this is like a branch off the man cave. not wives or girlfriends allowed. other women welcome tho
    yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    no this is like a branch off the man cave. not wives or girlfriends allowed. other women welcome tho
    haha well said
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    no this is like a branch off the man cave. not wives or girlfriends allowed. other women welcome tho
    Where's the masturbation station?

    I think I'm gonna slap some bass
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    FML..... I love when I get my wife outa the house. My parents bought her a ticket for a 7 day crusie..... I was in heaven LOL! She was safe and sound with my mother and sister and I was enjoying life with the house to myself.

    and screw the 10 year deal..... our 3 year anniversary was yesterday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
    lol...agreed...one of the few places that I can post what I'm thinking without feeling like an a$$hole
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    Go out with a few of the boys, mate.

    Crack a bit of pool, have a coupla beers, watch a game, play some cards...have some quality man time!
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