Reason #10
Your farts stink so bad not even the dog will get close to you to eat out of your hand!
Reason #10
Your farts stink so bad not even the dog will get close to you to eat out of your hand!
You've spilled so much protien drink in your car it smells like TR's protien farts.
You run off the road, because one of your farts bounced back in your face off the leather interior..........
Your wife will no longer let you use the master bathroom..........
"Afraid a Farts" are a daily problem
No longer a need to "push" to start a good crap.........just sitdown
your farts now have a 5 to 10 min shelf life and they seem to follow you
your farts have now become a "tangible" thing, and can clearly be seen in an empty room..........
Your wallet is thinner!
LMAO!! im glad to see im not the only one with a farting problem! LOL
Lmao, I had something similar happen to me. My passenger side footwell looks like Pablo Escobar lives there along with Tony Montana lol, one of my shakers leaked and well it went everywere have to take the floor mat out and clean it sometime soon.
And, you fart and clear the weights section in the gym lol.
I remember using optimum nutrition serious mass along with whole milk many years ago had 2 a day
I was on night shift and farted in the bathroom my then wife threw up everywhere
Gross
I was using the word "YOUR" as in "NOT MINE"
I'm a pleasure to be around, and when I fart, it's like an aromatic scintillation of the senses.....
...you know how it is on Thanksgiving when you come home to the joyous smells of baked turkey and pie?
..........well, my farts are even better. They are like pheremones, and women fight each other to be next to me when i have gas! =)
The only glasses in the cupboard are shaker bottles
You produce tear-gas...
Lol all classic and true
... when you reconsider doing squats on leg day
that reminds me. Let me know if you've ever done this....
....walk into a little liquor store, and on the way out, drop the fart bomb, knowing full well the flies will be falling off the ceiling for hours to come......
....and then as you quickly get in your car, you start laughing to yourself? like maybe you feel like a terrorist?
Where you have to run to the nearest toilet to make sure you haven't made a shake in your shorts?Originally Posted by --->>405<<---
When you use the term "Brah".
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When compare foods protein content to number of shakes
I let one go in an elevator the wifey yelling at me the whole time and my son passed out lol jk. Getting to the bottom floor and there's 4 Mexicans waiting to get in as they go in they start laughing and take the stairs instead
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My girlfriend has made me start sleeping with the bedroom door open. It used to be that by the time we woke up I had hotboxed the room. Now I have so much more volume to fill that it doesn't seem 'so' bad.Originally Posted by --->>405<<---
Occasionally ill fart during the night and deliberately waft it at her when she's sleeping. She doesn't react of course, but it puts me into fits of silent laughter.
I have had my shakers hidden
how many shakes do you guys consume? I have one every 2nd day at most
When you fart in your truck before you workout. And you still get hit in the face with it when you open the door 90min later
When you fart and it looks like ur seat is covered in baby powder you might be taking to much protien
When u start mixing Metamucil with every shake
You drink your own pee because you don't want to waste the money you spent on protein.
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Maybe you guys' protein farts smell like shit. Mine, on the other hand, smell great. When I let one rip in the locker room before I leave, it's a gift for the people that walk in there next.
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