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    51 year old male in Tampa- Looking to HIRE A CONSULTANT to help me ger bigger

    I am a 51 year old in Tampa. I have done a prohormone cycle. The results were decent. I am looking for someone to hire who knows what he is doing and knows the ins and outs of getting big. So if you know what you are doing, have gotten big yourself and want to earn a nice fee getting me bigger, let me know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveFendersen View Post
    I am a 51 year old in Tampa. I have done a prohormone cycle. The results were decent. I am looking for someone to hire who knows what he is doing and knows the ins and outs of getting big. So if you know what you are doing, have gotten big yourself and want to earn a nice fee getting me bigger, let me know.
    Why don't you just hire a personal trainer?

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    I live in tampa and I'm huge. My fees are rather reasonable. US $1m for every lb you gain. If you don't put on any mass, no charge

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    hilarious thread....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AD View Post
    I live in tampa and I'm huge. My fees are rather reasonable. US $1m for every lb you gain. If you don't put on any mass, no charge
    ^^^ And he accepts American Express too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    ^^^ And he accepts American Express too!
    Wrong. Asian Discover. Never leave home without it.

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    As long as it's money, I'm not fussy. So when do we start? Don't forget to pay my 2 assistants Honk and Cape. Same rates of cos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post

    Wrong. Asian Discover. Never leave home without it.
    I'd like to discover an Asian right about now (female)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveFendersen View Post
    I am a 51 year old in Tampa. I have done a prohormone cycle. The results were decent. I am looking for someone to hire who knows what he is doing and knows the ins and outs of getting big. So if you know what you are doing, have gotten big yourself and want to earn a nice fee getting me bigger, let me know.
    4 identical post.. What a looser.

    Smells like bacon.
    Any self respecting 51 yr old would just educate himself instead of paying someone to tell him what to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Wrong. Asian Discover. Never leave home without it.
    Can I borrow a few young asian girls to discover?

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    $100 an hour. Im your man. Just pay my gas to get there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveFendersen View Post
    I am a 51 year old in Tampa. I have done a prohormone cycle. The results were decent. I am looking for someone to hire who knows what he is doing and knows the ins and outs of getting big. So if you know what you are doing, have gotten big yourself and want to earn a nice fee getting me bigger, let me know.
    nice fee for getting me bigger...... never said what part bigger......Euro! wann make some money?

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    I know how to make things grow...

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    I presuuume this is someone who dislikes someone in Tampa called Steve Fenderson, and hopes that if anyone googles him, this is what they will find.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thisAngelBites View Post
    I presuuume this is someone who dislikes someone in Tampa called Steve Fenderson, and hopes that if anyone googles him, this is what they will find.
    I think there is someone who is angry. Been seeing a few fishy looking newbie posts showing up. Not just this one, but i recall one or two others. I know it's tough on a forum to distinguish between real and fake, but usually i go with my gut. Funny thing is most people do not realize how much info can be obtained from the net. Really doesn't matter how many different names are used, it still has a trail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fcastle357

    I'd like to discover an Asian right about now (female)
    You mean like this???



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    [QUOTE=MuscleInk;6741522]You mean like this???

    You have good taste! Wait a minute, what's this have to do with juice? lol

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    two hot Asians in an 80's model buick...musta been lowrider magazine haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk

    You mean like this???

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    Dear lord.....

    Now I've not dated many Asian women. And by dated I mean..... Well..... Yea. Anyways..... The ones you posted - I'd wife up as long as they were sane. Incredibly hot......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard

    Dear lord.....

    Now I've not dated many Asian women. And by dated I mean..... Well..... Yea. Anyways..... The ones you posted - I'd wife up as long as they were sane. Incredibly hot......
    Sane. Important criteria. I've dated a few hot Asians that were not and their hotness losses it's attraction quickly.

    My HAW seems sane.....so far. Lol. She's trying to drop her weight from 115 to 105 (her modeling weight). No complaints.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Sane. Important criteria. I've dated a few hot Asians that were not and their hotness losses it's attraction quickly.

    My HAW seems sane.....so far. Lol. She's trying to drop her weight from 115 to 105 (her modeling weight). No complaints.
    I hear you. Mine is more sane lately than she was for a while, it's about time.

    Mine had gotten up to 105. She was 99 lbs 4 years ago. I'm going to have to get her back on the treadmill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk

    Sane. Important criteria. I've dated a few hot Asians that were not and their hotness losses it's attraction quickly.

    My HAW seems sane.....so far. Lol. She's trying to drop her weight from 115 to 105 (her modeling weight). No complaints.
    I didn even mean that racially lol...... Just a flatout sane woman period :-p those white girls tho..... I've had bad experiences

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I didn even mean that racially lol...... Just a flatout sane woman period :-p those white girls tho..... I've had bad experiences
    LOL but latin women are just as bad...any women really....is there a race of generally sane women on planet earth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike

    LOL but latin women are just as bad...any women really....is there a race of generally sane women on planet earth?
    Good point lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaMike View Post
    LOL but latin women are just as bad...any women really....is there a race of generally sane women on planet earth?
    You have to get then young enough to train them and not let them be corrupted by others. lol

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    The latin ones like to fight all the time. There not happy without drama. The asian women want to own everything.

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    If women were sane they'd be running shit by now

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    I told the 2nd wife once if it was not for the fact that men and women still needed each other to pro create and if there was not still some mutual attraction one of our species would be extinct by now.

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