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  1. 07-13-2014, 06:34 AM #1
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    Austinite Interrupts Live Newscast!

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    Hahahaha!
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  3. 07-13-2014, 08:23 AM #3
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    I always knew Austin didn't even lift bro
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    He should have said pooper.
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    Austinite strikes again!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    Austinite strikes again!!!! YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tWWvvKzbiY
    Bahahahahahaha!
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    Holy fvck! This man is a fvcking genius lmao
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  8. 07-13-2014, 08:29 PM #8
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    lol.

    You guys know how this all started? Some amatuer news guy was fired because he was caught on camera saying he would **** the lost girl he was reporting about, he said, **** her right in the *****. Here is the original...

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  9. 07-13-2014, 09:58 PM #9
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    Hahaha those are great. What a claim to fame.

    I would hate to be that news guy who said that. Obviously he is going to have to find a new career path. No letter of recommendation from the last employer. You would think that since that has happened so many times in the past that someone would know better and learn to keep your mouth shut.
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  10. 07-13-2014, 10:01 PM #10
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    ~ PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR SOURCE CHECKS ~

    "It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel
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  11. 07-14-2014, 12:04 AM #11
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    I hate to be the Debbie Downer, but that's a hoax.
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    Hilarious! I think I have a new hero!
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    Austinite AKA FRED, that was really funny
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    Austinite AKA FRED, that was really funny

    If she would have said put it in her butt it would be REDZ
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigTahl View Post
    Austinite AKA FRED, that was really funny

    If she would have said put it in her butt it would be REDZ
    Speaking of Redz, I was thinking I need to bump his last post. Where has he been?

    Did he get married and go on a honeymoon?
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    The REAL Marcus300 interview with Austinite:



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    Very funny !

    Disclaimer-BG is presenting fictitious opinions and does in no way encourage nor condone the use of any illegal substances.
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    LMAO. I needed this today...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54
    The REAL Marcus300 interview with Austinite: YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFS6Ky7OnAw
    Hahahaha!

    dude is making money of that, awesome!
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  22. 08-23-2014, 04:13 PM #22
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  23. 08-23-2014, 04:22 PM #23
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    The funniest part to me is the newscaster who says that disgusting. In Europe I watched the equivalent of an herbal essence commercial with a girl running topless on the beach. Day time television. Mainstream America denies the existence of success and then uses your desire to sell the Innuendo everywhere you turn. The nude mags don't have that annoying plastic on them in Europe either
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    I love this guy lol! He finds new ways to pull it off.
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    Austinite was spotted in Scotland...



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    Alright! Gone international!
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    It would appear that Austinite has influenced an entire generation...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Black View Post
    I hate to be the Debbie Downer, but that's a hoax.
    LOL. Yup.

    "Fuck Her Right in the Pussy" Is the Worst Hoax of the Next 15 Minutes
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    Quote Originally Posted by j3374 View Post
    LOL. Yup.

    "**** Her Right in the *****" Is the Worst Hoax of the Next 15 Minutes
    Reported.
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    Wait, reported, as in reporting me to moderators?
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    Quote Originally Posted by j3374
    Wait, reported, as in reporting me to moderators?
    Reported
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    Does anyone actually care to explain this to me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    Reported.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300

    noted
    Disregarded
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    Quote Originally Posted by j3374 View Post
    Wait, reported, as in reporting me to moderators?
    Austinite is a Moderator and you called him a hoax. Austinite is easily offended. This will be going straight to Admin for disciplinary action.

    Austinite and Admin have an "alternative" relationship.
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    You guys got me pretty good. It took me a few hours (and a couple of private messages) to figure that out. It took me a few days to get over being butt-hurt afterward

    I'm chuckling now, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j3374 View Post
    You guys got me pretty good. It took me a few hours (and a couple of private messages) to figure that out. It took me a few days to get over being butt-hurt afterward

    I'm chuckling now, though.

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    all good man...you should have just fu@ked her right in the pu$$y.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j3374 View Post
    You guys got me pretty good. It took me a few hours (and a couple of private messages) to figure that out. It took me a few days to get over being butt-hurt afterward

    I'm chuckling now, though.

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