For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going? Little Patrick told
him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be dam_ned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fuking bike!"
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