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  1. 06-04-2004, 07:40 AM #41
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    The last quote about sust is the best one!
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  2. 07-11-2004, 10:25 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime RE: Synthol
    lol, yeah he does! He looks like he should be in the x-men and is currently halfway through his transformation from normal person to ultra freaky muscle man!
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    These are too funny Warrior.. That SUS atory is f'ing hilarious. I close my eyes and picture it and CANT STOP LAUGHING. Thanks for making my day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    Haha - Devourer
    whoa! its been changed
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    Sust999's story is one of the best ever! Cant stop laughing!

    Good thread, ill dig dig up some funny ones later tonight if i have time.
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  6. 07-11-2004, 01:24 PM #46
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    sust story has to be hands down the funniest thing i have ever heard in my entire life.
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  7. 07-11-2004, 05:42 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    dude u brougt months invovled... math isnt my thing........ now you have to go.... i cant count and you forced me to, thats math rape....wrong... i need couselling, ill never trust a dirty european again

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  8. 07-11-2004, 05:57 PM #48
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    lmao....holy **** i cant breathe....
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    Ta Da!!!

    I like this one, and is brand new!
    Congrats Deca !

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    i wish all women realized they were whores before college so it wouldnt take 4 years to bring it out of em..lol
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    "they like me, they really really like me"...lol, im just a smartass tryin to get by bro... makin it the best way i know how..
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    Quote Originally Posted by jerm
    When I first meet a girl, I'm always embarassed for them to hear my pee hitting the water. I try to cover it up with the fan or I just plain tell them to get outta ear shot of my pee hitting water. But on the other hand I wanna hear their pee hitting the water. I can tell if their pussy is loose by how gushing the flow is.
    HAHAHAHAH god i almost choked laughing at that
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    LMAO... I like DD's as well
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  13. 07-12-2004, 07:11 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by SUST-MAN
    actually, i have heard of MANY pro bodybuliders that inject into the ring of the asshole. first you stand the needle upright....then you squat over it until your sitting down . the entire needle (including sryinge must be completely submerged for better results!
    from another board the same thread that invid posted as the funniest thread ever! read it!
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  14. 07-15-2004, 01:36 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    I haven't time to go digging right now but I know for a fact MBH has some of the best one liner comebacks
    One comes to mind. Haha.



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    Money Boss....if they ban you can i steal your avatar?
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    Can your dick touch your ass?
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    only when i stop using it as a belt.....
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    So it can touch your ass? Then go F**K yourself!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    One comes to mind. Haha.
    Hahahahahha I remember that one! I've never laughed so hard........I'm hoping someone gives me to oppertunity to use that one on them someday soon. hahahahahahahaha

    I know you have more than that one as well.

    You're my hero MBH.........and you're so so as a Fantasy football coach too boot. hahahaha
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  16. 07-15-2004, 01:47 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    One comes to mind. Haha.
    LMFAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
    .........and you're so so as a Fantasy football coach too boot. hahahaha
    F'ing SigRabbit's fvcking losers cost me the Championship!! Moss and Ferotte decide to light it up 2 games of the year...both times against me.


    The Black Fury Whip vows revenge!! I've signed my soul to the for the Championship!!
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  18. 07-15-2004, 02:00 PM #58
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    This whole thread has me dying. from the sust story, to the one about the guy jerking off ...."alzo, wun time i grubbed my dick and strukked it until twas hard, den i c milky white stuff come out and me have oh so wunderful feeling it somting i never furget.""...to the one posted by jerm about pissing noises. .... this is crazy. im gonna keep a look out for stupid quotes.

    this is a great thread you started a while back warrior. great thread~!!!!!
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  19. 07-15-2004, 03:47 PM #59
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    bermich has had some pretty good ones too...gotta give his sense of humor props
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  20. 07-16-2004, 06:09 AM #60
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    Here's one from Mr. Death...it was in responce too pictures posted of Anna Kournikova. Still craks me up......he's some good ones.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Death
    I may be going out on a limb here, but I believe I would have sex with her.
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    LMAO.......you really think so? You never know, you just might change your mind. hahahahahaha
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  21. 07-16-2004, 07:16 AM #61
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    From the thread "Natan, I'm calling you out" by rambo:

    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Do I stutter?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan
    I really don't know man. I bet you're posture is good though. Do you have good posture? How about your skin complexion, what's that like? Do you maintain a healthy luster and glow about your skin? Good for you if you do, it's hard work or so I hear.
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  22. 07-16-2004, 10:37 AM #62
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    this has got to be up there in the top 3
    By our boy MBH


    It could be very natural for her. My problem with odour is...do they not smell it themselves? Do they think it is acceptable. I would be embarassed.

    I have 2 solutions.

    1. Play with her pussy..then take your finger and play with her facial lips. Let her know what it smells like. It can be a subtle hint.

    2. Take a greasy dump in the morning...and don't shower all day. At night get her to give you head...sit there with your legs wide open...let her smell some evil! Maybe that will clue her in about smells.
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  23. 07-16-2004, 06:04 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    this has got to be up there in the top 3
    By our boy MBH
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  24. 07-16-2004, 06:11 PM #64
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    hahahhah, friggin hilarious
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  25. 11-16-2005, 01:35 PM #65
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    Lets BUMP this one, eh?
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  26. 11-16-2005, 01:53 PM #66
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    Absolutely Priceless!!


    It could be very natural for her. My problem with odour is...do they not smell it themselves? Do they think it is acceptable. I would be embarassed.

    I have 2 solutions.

    1. Play with her pussy..then take your finger and play with her facial lips. Let her know what it smells like. It can be a subtle hint.

    2. Take a greasy dump in the morning...and don't shower all day. At night get her to give you head...sit there with your legs wide open...let her smell some evil! Maybe that will clue her in about smells.
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  27. 11-16-2005, 02:12 PM #67
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    Makes me glad I didn't write some dumb ass shit that would come back to haunt me....well, I guess by posting this your all now checking out my previous posts just to see.

    Oh well!!!

    Keep them coming...I could use a laugh today!
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  28. 11-16-2005, 02:22 PM #68
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    I think I did my most damage in between 2000 and 8000 posts.

    I had a way w/words back then.



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    The time is always now. I triple dog dare you to say some evil shinanagans!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Absolutely Priceless!!
    HAHA. I forgot about that post. I've actually done #1!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I think I did my most damage in between 2000 and 8000 posts.

    I had a way w/words back then.



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    same..almost. Ill be up to 19k in no time
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    this has got to be up there in the top 3
    By our boy MBH
    LOL - freakin hilarious....


    this thread is the best
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    "does your dick touch your ass?go f==k yourself one is the best. i also like the sust story.it is funny as hell
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    ahhh I forgot about the sust story! haha I've read it 20 times and it still cracks me up
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  35. 11-21-2005, 01:53 AM #75
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    so whatever happened to that sust999 guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaluuU
    I missed this place, I am going to try not to get banned this time. I am changed and no longer believe in me beating up people while on.
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    bump.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie View Post
    this has got to be up there in the top 3
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    I spit my drink out with this one, that's just too good...
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    haha i love this thread, way to raise the dead!
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