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    Talking The rules for a happy marriage...From a mans point of view

    You've probably all read this but I laugh every time!!!

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

    2. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
    tides. Let it be.

    3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
    that way.

    4. Crying is blackmail.

    5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
    not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

    6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

    7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
    what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

    9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
    fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    10. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

    12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
    ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    13. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
    done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

    14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

    15. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

    16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    17. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    18. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
    nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the

    19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

    21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
    discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

    22. You have enough clothes.

    23. You have too many shoes.

    24. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

    25. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

    26. Don't think making us sleep on the couch is punishment, we love it, it's like camping!!!

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    ive seen it before, but its classic and i love it. makes me LMAO each time

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