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06-22-2004, 01:10 PM #1
Ba ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons.
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
THE RESPONSE:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 straight hours.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other
locations.
You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety requirements, such as wearing
the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the
assigned task...........
And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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06-22-2004, 01:13 PM #2
Lol..
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06-22-2004, 01:15 PM #3
<<LMO>>
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06-22-2004, 01:17 PM #4
Is it wrong that during the first part of this "It" might have moved??? lol
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06-22-2004, 01:18 PM #5
lol nice
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06-22-2004, 01:19 PM #6VET Retired
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Lmfao that was good
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06-22-2004, 01:23 PM #7
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Thats hilarious
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06-22-2004, 01:27 PM #8
that was entertaining
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06-22-2004, 01:47 PM #9
Entertaining .....
Originally Posted by Maraxus
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06-22-2004, 01:49 PM #10
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06-22-2004, 02:48 PM #11
niiiiiiiiiiiiice
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06-22-2004, 03:26 PM #12Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by jbigdog69
Funny post bro...
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06-22-2004, 03:31 PM #13
Ha ha, very good!
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06-22-2004, 03:33 PM #14
Yea Bro...especially when it involves you Mom..lol
Originally Posted by Blown_SC
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06-22-2004, 04:20 PM #15
definitely got a kick out of that one...........nice
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06-22-2004, 05:08 PM #16
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06-22-2004, 05:19 PM #17
LMAO, this is definately thread of the day in my book, LOL
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06-22-2004, 08:09 PM #18Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by jbigdog69
I was starting to wonder if you lost your touch
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06-22-2004, 08:23 PM #19
lol funny
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06-22-2004, 08:36 PM #20
Bro this is The Dog here....
Originally Posted by Blown_SC
Hey Blown Sc let's start a Momma joke's thread you fukin post whore...
Ya momma so ugly...she gotta sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink!!!
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06-22-2004, 08:36 PM #21Anabolic Member
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LMAO!
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06-22-2004, 09:04 PM #22Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by jbigdog69
Your mom is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections....Last edited by Blown_SC; 06-22-2004 at 09:08 PM.
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06-22-2004, 09:08 PM #23
Ahhh dear penis! After such a thread I had to listen to that tune
"Dear Penis" - Rodney Carrington
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
Red
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06-22-2004, 09:44 PM #24
LoL that is some good stuff
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06-22-2004, 11:13 PM #25
really the cock needs a break
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06-23-2004, 08:09 AM #26
oK i SEE...
Originally Posted by Blown_SC
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06-23-2004, 08:32 AM #27
Your momma is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered. thrown in the gutter and still come back for more.
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06-23-2004, 08:32 AM #28
Dayum!!!
Originally Posted by TPAK
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06-23-2004, 08:34 AM #29
oH YEA!!!
Originally Posted by TPAK
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06-23-2004, 08:40 AM #30Originally Posted by jbigdog69
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06-23-2004, 10:22 AM #31Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by jbigdog69
Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like Velcro...
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06-23-2004, 10:26 AM #32
Oh it like that huh...
Originally Posted by Blown_SC
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06-23-2004, 10:29 AM #33Retired Vet
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Sheeiitt...
Originally Posted by jbigdog69
Your Mom is so slutty the free clinic sends her a Christmas card...
Your Mom is so loose it is like throwing a hot dog down the hallway...
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06-23-2004, 10:33 AM #34
Dayum thats loose!!!!
Originally Posted by Blown_SC
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06-23-2004, 10:34 AM #35
Yo momma is so hairy she looks like a chiapet with a sweader on.
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06-23-2004, 10:34 AM #36Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by jbigdog69
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06-23-2004, 10:36 AM #37
You sick bastad!!!
Originally Posted by Blown_SC
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06-23-2004, 10:55 AM #38Retired Vet
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Originally Posted by jbigdog69
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06-23-2004, 12:11 PM #39Member
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you guys are sik!
Next time the doctor tells you to go exercise with "Dumb" "Belles" spend a night in with your g/f
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06-23-2004, 12:14 PM #40Member
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