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    UnNaturalBuff is offline Member
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    tru story, no joke

    I was hittin the bar scene a while back and I went into one bar and seen a horse with a bucket of money infromt of it. Curious,I went up to the bartender and asked what the deal was with the horse. The bartender told me the horse was very depressed so anyone that could make it laugh would get the money. So I figured what the heck, went in whispered in the horses ear and he started bustin up. I scooped up my bucket, bid farwell and went on my way. I thought that was soo cool I went back a few months later and seen the same horse with another bucket of money infront of it. Curious again I asked the bartender what the deal was this time. He told me ever since I got the horse to laugh it wouldn't shut up and it was driving everyone nuts, so anyone that could get the horse to stop laughing would win the money. Well, I thought hell, that wouldn't be very hard. So I walked into the stall for a few seconds, the horse started cryin again and I grabed my money and started to leave. This time the bartender stoped me and asked me what the hell I did? Well, I said, the first time I just told the horse I had a bigger d*ck then him, the second time I proved it.

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    FCECC2 is offline Anabolic Member
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    funny

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    SwoleCat is offline AR Hall of Fame
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    So you lied twice?



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    UnNaturalBuff is offline Member
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    So you lied twice?



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    Made the horse cry

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    lol

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    An oldie, but still a goodie.

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