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  1. 07-11-2004, 11:53 PM #1
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    Funniest thing happened today!!!!!!!!!

    This afternoon I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."

    I took a drink from my can of Miller Lite, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."








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  2. 07-12-2004, 12:05 AM #2
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    Haha.
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  3. 07-12-2004, 12:07 AM #3
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    LOL, good story!
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  5. 07-12-2004, 12:11 AM #5
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    LMAO. Thats good husbanding.
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  6. 07-12-2004, 12:13 AM #6
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    haha, i'm guessing the neighbor is an older lady, am i correct? Women doing manual labor............ahhh it brings a smile to my face
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    nice one brutha love!
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  8. 07-12-2004, 12:56 AM #8
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    Nice avatar east coaster.
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  10. 07-12-2004, 01:00 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Nice avatar east coaster.

    lol thanks. I wasnt trying to be a copycat or anything... there is just something about Hasselhoff that makes me laugh. Especially that picture, his junk is about to blow out of his shorts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    his junk is about to blow out of his shorts.
    i spit my OJ all over my monitor reading that
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  12. 07-12-2004, 01:07 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    there is just something about Hasselhoff that makes me laugh.
    Good I thought I was the only one. Old pics of Michael J. Fox do it to me too. Back to the Future is one of me favorite movies of all times, just because I crack up at MJF acting like a coolster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Good I thought I was the only one. Old pics of Michael J. Fox do it to me too. Back to the Future is one of me favorite movies of all times, just because I crack up at MJF acting like a coolster.

    Thats killer, me too. I like all three of the back to the future movies. Cant beat the second one when they are in the old west and marty gets a chance to beat up on ganon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    Thats killer, me too. I like all three of the back to the future movies. Cant beat the second one when they are in the old west and marty gets a chance to beat up on ganon.
    I like in all of them, whenever Biff tries to punk him he gets all hard. Like who the hell would be afraid of Michael J Fox. Also I like when he nuts up whenever someone calls him chicken.
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  15. 07-12-2004, 01:15 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Also I like when he nuts up whenever someone calls him chicken.
    hahahahaah

    Now thats real funny... Its been a while, I gotta watch it now
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    Dude that is some SERIOUSLY funny shizzle. You could not have written that any better if you had to, and it came out that way. F'ing awesome bro. LOL
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    I gotta know what her reply was!
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    I think it made her more mad.
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    -My girl mowed the back yard on Sat., surprised the ****e out of me.
    She didn't realise though that there was a Self Propelled switch that she was supposed to pull down.
    Needless to say she didn't go to the gym that day
    It was fuk n great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    I think it made her more mad.
    I have to figure out how to set that up to get someone to say that to ME so I can hit em with that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tryin2getHUGE
    I have to figure out how to set that up to get someone to say that to ME so I can hit em with that

    lol.
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    ive heard that joke before...cute..hahaha
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    Good one
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    That's some quick thinking! If that was me I probably would have told her where my weed eater was.....
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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Funniest thing happened today!!!!!!!!!-punch%5B1%5D..jpg  
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    Quote Originally Posted by worldknown
    yeeeah
    YO I CAN NOT STOP F*CKING LAUGHING!!!!!!!!! That sh!t is so funny and so true at the same time.
    Last edited by Lozgod; 07-12-2004 at 03:52 PM. Reason: mispelling
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    Quote Originally Posted by worldknown
    yeeeah


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    waht can i say, i speak the truth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Nice avatar east coaster.

    we are being invaded by Hasslehof, everyone seek shelter
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    Quote Originally Posted by worldknown
    waht can i say, i speak the truth!
    I gave you props on your reputation for that. That is an all-time favorite of mine.

    However for the record I only hit them in the gut. Leaves no marks.
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    Did anybody see the movie dodgeball? The movie was not all that great, but that one part when that team is in the locker room and they are huddled around the picture of Hasselhoff, and they break the huddle by yelling Hasselhoff!!!! Thats too much!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    Did anybody see the movie dodgeball? The movie was not all that great, but that one part when that team is in the locker room and they are huddled around the picture of Hasselhoff, and they break the huddle by yelling Hasselhoff!!!! Thats too much!

    haha yah i was laughing my ass off at that part!
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