Thread: Holy **** Fartman!!!!!
07-14-2004, 08:42 PM #1
Holy **** Fartman!!!!!
I just took a crap and it was one turd and that thing was like 20 inches long. I should of saved it to show it off, but I flushed it.
07-14-2004, 08:43 PM #2
u shoulda just took pics and posted em...
07-14-2004, 08:44 PM #3
ahhh thats sad, poor terd needed its 15 minutes of fame
07-14-2004, 08:44 PM #4Originally Posted by bubbathegut
07-14-2004, 08:45 PM #5
you coulda posted it on a site i think its called, ratemypoo.com.. then u shoulda showed us!
07-14-2004, 08:47 PM #6Junior Member
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Originally Posted by Lozgod
07-14-2004, 08:49 PM #7AR Hall of Fame
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That's cool, you're sh*ttin' dubs!
07-14-2004, 08:53 PM #8
too bad for mr. henke
07-14-2004, 08:58 PM #9
do u have spinners on that log?
07-14-2004, 09:17 PM #10Originally Posted by phatmark
07-14-2004, 09:18 PM #11
www.ratemypoo.com, dude 20 inches is pretty nice, but wahta bout the thickness bro? we need more details, how do we know it wasn af ucking noodle man. hahAHA
dude ther is nothign like the satisfying dukie of the night, its the best feeling getting off the john after your done. last night i had to lower myself with ym arms ont he ****ter cause my legs were so dead from squats! talk about a good tricep workout.. hahah jk
Last edited by worldknown; 07-14-2004 at 09:23 PM.
07-14-2004, 09:19 PM #12
its quality if it was that long and floated also!! floaters are impressive....
07-14-2004, 09:23 PM #13
LMFAO...you guys are killing me.
07-14-2004, 09:24 PM #14
dude how big is your toilet bowl, it would have to be huge for it to float a 20 incher, i need one of those man that must be awsome to look at your own artwork after a glorious dukie good job? did it swirl around like an ice cream machine does? good luck with future ****tings
07-15-2004, 02:08 AM #15Originally Posted by worldknown
This was a once in a lifetime turd. Haleys Comet or Jesus even, will probaly be back before I let another one of these out. I need to stop BS'ing around and get a digital camera.
07-15-2004, 04:11 AM #16AnabolicAlien Guest
aren't germans and the japanese really into scat?
oh - and did you see any corn, peanuts, or red peppers in the turd?
i want to start saving all my turds up in mason jars and cateloging them.
07-15-2004, 04:22 AM #17Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
07-15-2004, 05:34 AM #18Originally Posted by Lozgod
07-15-2004, 06:09 AM #19AnabolicAlien Guest
hey babygirl i found a sound clip of the turd as it slid out of his anal ring:
download it, close your eyes, and imagine the sight of a hot, steamy 20 incher splashing down into that bowl....
Last edited by AnabolicAlien; 07-15-2004 at 06:17 AM.
07-15-2004, 03:01 PM #20AnabolicAlien Guest
07-15-2004, 11:44 PM #21
i wish i would have one soon that i can show off...
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