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    I need to VENT - Women...

    I'm frustrated.

    My stupid woman is bitching to me on the phone about how bad her Period is and how it's "not good" because she took Aspirin. So I'm trying to console her but she keeps on saying "you don't understand" and "you're not a girl".

    So why the fuuuuuck complain to my ass. Get looooost.

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    another reason why i wont have a steady gf until i am 30

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    i hear ya bro, its like talking to a raving lunatic. when they are on a period or pmsing you cannot talk to them rationally. just give in or pretend to give in and let her have her say no matter what if all else fails, spike her drink with valium, j/k

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    Oh man. Now she's pissing me off even more.

    She's plucking her eyebrows while talking to me. That pisses me off. If you're pre-occupied, call my ass back. Don't try to have a conversation with me if you're only half-assed about it. So I tell her to call me back when she's done. Then she starts arguing "Why...why". Fuuuck.

    So I'm telling her a story, and she keeps on saying, "What?" have way through so I have to repeat what I just said...why? Because she's doing her fuuuuucking eyebrows. I said screw this and hung up the phone.

    Arrrrrrrrrrgh!

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    ha ha ha ha

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    oopps, expect another call soon!

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    "No one hangs up on me. AND BY THE WAY I HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU" -office space

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    She already called like three times. Fuuuck this ****. She's a great girl, but I'm an asshole. Right now, I just want to get the **** away from her. For some reason, she's really pissing me off with dumb comments.

    Take for instance...

    Three days ago I catch a drunk driver on the road, call the Police with the drivers location, FOLLOW the driver and manage to talk (keep in mind NO violence was used) the driver to step out of the car and turn the vehicle off. So I sit with the drunk driver and kill time until the Police arrive. I get commended by the Police but given attitude by my girl because the drunk driver "could've had a gun and blah blah bull****".

    I say, "You wouldn't be singing that tune if he hit you." and hung up.

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    Trouble in TO and it aint the Blue Jays

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    Did they arrest the guy. How did you get the driver to stop his vehicle?

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    He was drunk and an immigrant. I speak a few languages, and luckily I spoke one that he understood. I knew if I ran towards him and pulled him out by his neck, the fight would be on. I walked up to his car window when he stopped at a red light and asked if he was okay, but I was very genuine about it. He was piss loaded. He told me he was fine. I asked him if he drank that night, he said him and a few buddies did. But get this, the guy had no front driver side wheel, he was riding on his brake pad. So I asked him if he knew his tire was gone, and to no surprise, he had NO idea that he was only driving on three wheels. He began to get a little confused and I invited him out to take a look if he didn't believe me. He came out and looked at the car and noticed that he was really missing a tire. I had to kill time until the cops came. I had parked my car behind him and put my hazards on, so I told him that I would help him look for his missing tire. So I took him by the arm and walked in circles around his car until the Police came.

    End of story.

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    man you are a model citizen. i commend you!

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    Oh yeah, I found out today that he did get arrested and got charged with the following.

    - Failing to Stop for a Motor Vehicle Accident
    - Driving over the legal blood alcohol limit
    - Operating an unsafe Motor Vehicle
    - Evading Arrest

    Apparently he lost his tire after he got into an accident a few minutes earlier, where he managed to flee the scene and get away from the Police, who were attending an injured victim. The victim is okay and no one was hurt, luckily.

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    Wow that is the craziest **** i have ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoon
    man you are a model citizen. i commend you!
    Thanks bro!

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    You had to see this guys car.

    Riding on a brake pad, smoke and sparks everywhere. All his windows were down and his engine was riding the pavement. When he came out of his car, I saw a 40 ounce bottle of Bacardi almost empty. Very sad. Someone could've really gotten hurt. Everyone was just happy that no one was seriously injured.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Deacon
    "No one hangs up on me. AND BY THE WAY I HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU" -office space

    I JUST read that...kinda weird to say, and how good she is to me, I kinda wish that was true. Awesome girl, but I'm nowhere near close to settling down as much as she wants too.

    She's already talking about getting engaged? What the fuuuuck. I told her to slow her roll on homey, but she just laughs and gets giggly. That's not cool with me.

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    bro i hate women, so i know exactly how your feeling

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