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    BOUNCER is offline Retired Vet
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    Anyone here remember Abbot and Costello..

    I thought this was hilarious and had to pass it along here..


    Those of us who remember Abbott & Costello and their comedy routine might
    appreciate the following:

    Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

    Costello: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about
    buying a computer.

    Abbott: Mac?

    Costello: No, the names Lou.

    Abbott: Your computer.

    Costello: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

    Abbott: Mac?

    Costello: I told you. My name is Lou.

    Abbott: What about windows?

    Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

    Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?

    Costello: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the window?

    Abbott: Wallpaper.

    Costello: Never mind the Windows. I need a computer and software.

    Abbott: Software for Windows?

    Costello: No! On the computer! I need something to write proposals, track
    expenses and run my business. What have you got?

    Abbott: Office.

    Costello: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

    Abbott: I just did.

    Costello: You just did what?

    Abbott; Recommend something.

    Costello: You recommended something?

    Abbott: Yes.

    Costello: For my office?

    Abbott: Yes.

    Costello: O.K. What did you recommend for my office?

    Abbott: Office.

    Costello: Yes, for my office.

    Abbott: I recommend office with windows.

    Costello: I already have an office and it has windows! O.K., let's just say I'm
    sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.
    What do I need?

    Abbott; Word.

    Costello: What word.

    Abbott: Word in Office.

    Costello: The only word in office is office.

    Abbott: The Word in office for Windows.

    Costello: Which word in office for windows?

    Abbott: The Word you get when you click on the blue "W".

    Costello: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight
    answers. Costello: What word?

    Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.

    Costello: But there's three words in "office for windows"!

    Abbott: No, just one, but it's the most popular Word in the world.

    Costello: It is?

    Abbott: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much
    wiped out all the other Words out there.

    Costello: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You
    have anything I can track my money with?

    Abbott: Money.

    Costello: I need money to track my money?

    Abbott: It comes bundled in your computer

    Costello: What comes bundled in my computer?

    Abbott: Money.

    Costello; Money comes with my computer?

    Abbott; Yes, No extra charge.

    Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

    Abbott: One copy.

    Costello: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

    Abbott: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

    Costello: They can give you a license to copy money?

    Abbott: Why not? They own it!


    (Later)

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    I hadn't seen this before. Good one, I like it. Helps that I'm a huge fan of A & C....loved all their movies.

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    Sheit.. I'm 19 and even I remember

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    blown dont remember, hes tryin to fit in with us adults..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    blown dont remember, hes tryin to fit in with us adults..
    Fuk u bitch.. I used to watch it on TV Land..

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    Classic, but Ive been a Baaaaaaaaddddd Booooyyyyy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    blown dont remember, hes tryin to fit in with us adults..
    he probably does remember it he is in canada they are about 30 years behind us

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    Quote Originally Posted by allsaucedup
    he probably does remember it he is in canada they are about 30 years behind us
    I was watchin TV Land.. and American retro TV station on the satellite... used to watch it when I was younger...

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