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Thread: An Irish joke!
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12-18-2004, 04:47 AM #1Retired Vet
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An Irish joke!
As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how bloody shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat bloody kiddin, Paddy
PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus!
CO-PILOT - Yer nat bloody kiddin, Paddy !!
PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse!!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!
PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!
PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad !!!
CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can.
So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters from the end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure,
Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gatta
be de shartist bloody runway in de world!"
Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how bloody wide it is?"
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12-18-2004, 04:52 AM #2Associate Member
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LOL nice.. i actually laughed in front of my screen
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12-18-2004, 06:36 PM #3
lol lol lol
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12-18-2004, 08:11 PM #4
good joke!
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12-20-2004, 01:23 PM #5
good one, wow an irish joke that didn't involve beer or alcahol.
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12-20-2004, 01:30 PM #6
Bouncer, I wish my granpa was alive to read that he'd love it ! He was a Bomber pilot in WWII man he had some funny stuff! He never talked about the bad stuff.
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12-23-2004, 11:33 AM #7
I had to bump this
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12-23-2004, 11:36 AM #8
Hahah who else read it outloud with the accent ? lol
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12-23-2004, 12:25 PM #9Originally Posted by needmorestrength
Had me rolling round.. in laughter
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12-23-2004, 12:29 PM #10
hahahaha thats good
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12-23-2004, 12:40 PM #11
I read it aloud also
Peace
Alex
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