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    man found $850,000

    i was just watching the local news, and some lucky f*ck just found $850,000 on the side of the street, the news lady says what would u do if u found that much money, me, i wouldnt f*cking tell anyone! lucky bastard, i cant even find change in my couch

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    I would go straight to my safe in my house.

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    invest 500 grand, buy a house and a nice ride with the rest and have a party

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    the guy gets to keep it? I bet he won't...

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    that's ****ing crazy

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    They won't let him keep it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i was just watching the local news, and some lucky f*ck just found $850,000 on the side of the street, the news lady says what would u do if u found that much money, me, i wouldnt f*cking tell anyone! lucky bastard, i cant even find change in my couch
    You find $850K.

    You tell the news about it.

    Cops take it away.

    You are left with squat and 30 seconds on TV.

    How do you spell "stoopid"?

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    In my mind I only found a quarter.

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    i think they say if noone claims it after so many days/hrs hill get to keep a portion of it after they take taxes out of it... but of course what a dumb a$$ i would of not said anything invested bout 500k and did the same bought a nice house and ride and had a huge party...

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    **** straight... he fukkin told the news? what a foo...

    I'd fly home on swift wings, and put that **** in my safe...Then wait for about 6 hours with my 10 gauge just to make sure nobody was coming

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    you would basically have to launder the money or spend it all in cash and you cant buy a 500,000 house cause the real estate agent has to report anything paid in cash over a certain amount. I'd just use it to buy a ton of rims and gold chains and stuff. Then keep the rest to use as petty cash the rest of my life. I'd move into an apartment and pay rent with it everymonth. I'd also goto columbia and buy a bunch of cocaine so I can start my career i've always dreamed about as a drug kingpin.

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    That man is a total idiot.

    Who the hell in their right mind would report that?

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    money had to be drug money. cops definately have it now

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    How do you know if the guy didnt find $2 mil and said he only found $850,000 cash.

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    Dam-n, I was wondering where my $850K got off too......lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sta11ion
    How do you know if the guy didnt find $2 mil and said he only found $850,000 cash.
    right he might not be as stupid as everyone thinks. But i still wouldn't have said anything, because if you report some and it is drug money then whomever it was for knows who has it.

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    reporting it will do one of 2 things or both, draw attention from whoever lost it, and have them come after u, or have the police come and either take it all or tax the **** out of it...commen sense, some people just dont have it....

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    i dont think that if you found it you could invest 500k and buy a house and a car bc the irs would start asking questions. i mean if you all of a sudden took 850k to the bank they would start asking questions. i know its not smart but you would propably have to launder the money or you would have to just not invest it and spend tiny amounts at a time. for example, maybe put 10k on a downpayment for you a new house then make the payments with the money while keeping the price in your income range.

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    i would def not say anything though bc of fear of the guy who is looking for it

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    Hmm I would become the biggest roid company every

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    it's definitely dirty money

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    i wish i watched the rest of it to find out where the money came from, but my ADD kicked in and i changed the channel, from what i saw, the guy seemed like he was going to turn it in, he looked like the kind of guy that would feel guilty for finding it

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    I would have diveed it up among different bank accounts and put as much as i could into a safety deposit box where the IRS hasnt a clue. I would use a legitimate portion of it every week to deposit into the bank, but not huge amounts that the IRS could actually look into or nail you on. Enough to sound believable, if my salary paid me 800 bucks a week, I'd deposit 4 or 500 every week into a savings account. "I was cutting back and saving" I would say. I would buy one nice ride that cost me around 25 or 30 grand, put 10 g's down on it, and make payments every month like most people. But I'd have another ride or two that I could get my hands on wholesale for under 10 g's that the IRS would not have to know about, but make a ton of mods to the car(s). I would start a side business of some sort and as stupid as it sounds start the small business by maxing out a ****load of credit cards. Regardless or not if the business took off or wwas profitable I would still report a 1099 income quartlery to keep any questioning from happening. Invest some here and there into retirement with proceeds from my half assed or "fake business" and there ya go, thats 850 g's cash well spent and jail free.

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    i would be on grwoth the rest of my life, 8 iu's ed

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    Imagine the kind of cycle you could do with that much cash.

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    i would make like 5 thousand dollar deposits in to my account once a month. government only checks on it if the deposit is over 10,000 cash pay off my student loans with some money orders. and i would tell no one that I found it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    I would have diveed it up among different bank accounts and put as much as i could into a safety deposit box where the IRS hasnt a clue. I would use a legitimate portion of it every week to deposit into the bank, but not huge amounts that the IRS could actually look into or nail you on. Enough to sound believable, if my salary paid me 800 bucks a week, I'd deposit 4 or 500 every week into a savings account. "I was cutting back and saving" I would say. I would buy one nice ride that cost me around 25 or 30 grand, put 10 g's down on it, and make payments every month like most people. But I'd have another ride or two that I could get my hands on wholesale for under 10 g's that the IRS would not have to know about, but make a ton of mods to the car(s). I would start a side business of some sort and as stupid as it sounds start the small business by maxing out a ****load of credit cards. Regardless or not if the business took off or wwas profitable I would still report a 1099 income quartlery to keep any questioning from happening. Invest some here and there into retirement with proceeds from my half assed or "fake business" and there ya go, thats 850 g's cash well spent and jail free.
    haha well then...do you work for the IRS

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    you would have to launder it !

    chances are that money is in sequencial (sp) order

    and the govt would be able to track you down if you start making fequent/ large purchases.

    you best bet is to take 10k at a time to the casino buy 1000 bucks in chips at a time play a little cash in and keep doing that till you have exchanged the 10 grand. unless you know a launder.
    not that ive ever thought about it before .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    you would have to launder it !

    chances are that money is in sequencial (sp) order

    and the govt would be able to track you down if you start making fequent/ large purchases.

    you best bet is to take 10k at a time to the casino buy 1000 bucks in chips at a time play a little cash in and keep doing that till you have exchanged the 10 grand. unless you know a launder.
    not that ive ever thought about it before .
    thats kinda what i was gonna say, take it overseas and exchange it, then bring the new currency back to the US and say you hit a big jackpot at a casino over seas......

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    Karma bro... I would turn it in and then wait the required amount of days...
    If no one claimed it then it would be yours without any bad Karma at all...

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtdawg
    i was just watching the local news, and some lucky f*ck just found $850,000 on the side of the street, the news lady says what would u do if u found that much money, me, i wouldnt f*cking tell anyone! lucky bastard, i cant even find change in my couch

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Karma bro... I would turn it in and then wait the required amount of days...
    If no one claimed it then it would be yours without any bad Karma at all...
    Tru enough man

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    jdawg, you would still have to pay a **** load of taxes though wouldnt you?

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    FU CK Karma, I want a BENZORINO on Dub-Deuces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Karma bro... I would turn it in and then wait the required amount of days...
    If no one claimed it then it would be yours without any bad Karma at all...
    i see it as the karma has already occured, u find 850k. then its not about karma its about how smart u are in terms of what to do with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by muff-chaser
    jdawg, you would still have to pay a **** load of taxes though wouldnt you?
    i wouldnt think so. when you are overseas in the military your pay is tax free, i dont know why they would tax money you won in another country.....but then again they might.....
    Last edited by JDawg1536; 02-10-2005 at 06:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Karma bro... I would turn it in and then wait the required amount of days...
    If no one claimed it then it would be yours without any bad Karma at all...
    i hear ya bro but me, i would take the money and run, things also happen for a reason, thats probably why i didnt find it, so it was karma after all

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDfromGC
    i see it as the karma has already occured, u find 850k. then its not about karma its about how smart u are in terms of what to do with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sta11ion
    How do you know if the guy didnt find $2 mil and said he only found $850,000 cash.
    thats what i was thinking....

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    I just think the dude is an idiot...

    If I'd find that much money it would go straight under my mattress, not a word to anyone and trust me... I can find a zillion ways to slowly spend 800k discretely

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