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  1. 02-28-2005, 12:11 AM #1
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    Help me think of soemthin crafty to write on a girls birthday card.

    I am simply drawing a blank on what to write on this girls Birthday card. I have only known her for like 2 months but things are goin pretty smoothly. I dont want to come on strong but i want it to be cute. Help a brutha out.
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  2. 02-28-2005, 12:14 AM #2
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    Cards are for winnies....

    Look her in the left eye and say something sincere. Much more powerful than anything you could ever write.
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  3. 02-28-2005, 12:15 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by loydchristmas
    I am simply drawing a blank on what to write on this girls Birthday card. I have only known her for like 2 months but things are goin pretty smoothly. I dont want to come on strong but i want it to be cute. Help a brutha out.
    Did it hurt?
















    When you fell from heaven.





















    Because it looks like you landed on your face.
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  4. 02-28-2005, 12:17 AM #4
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    Just do what I do, Copy something off of another card and pass it off as your own work...
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  5. 02-28-2005, 12:19 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowa
    Did it hurt?
















    When you fell from heaven.





















    Because it looks like you landed on your face.
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    or maybe you could send her the briefcase she left at the airport.
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  6. 02-28-2005, 12:19 AM #6
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    Tape some of your public hair to the inside of the card and tell her it's part of her present.
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  7. 02-28-2005, 12:22 AM #7
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    In all seriousness LC. Id say screw the traditional bday card and get her some flowers. You can write a short message on the card for the flowers.
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  8. 02-28-2005, 12:27 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by LOCKDOWN
    Tape some of your public hair to the inside of the card and tell her it's part of her present.
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  9. 02-28-2005, 12:29 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowa
    In all seriousness LC. Id say screw the traditional bday card and get her some flowers. You can write a short message on the card for the flowers.
    I do that all the time, girls love it.
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  10. 02-28-2005, 12:36 AM #10
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    To the most beautiful lady, happy bday.

    cute:

    wishing happy bday to the cutiest of all
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  11. 02-28-2005, 12:41 AM #11
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    much in the same fashion as you opened this card without hesitation, ill expect you to be opening your legs later.
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  12. 02-28-2005, 03:12 AM #12
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    Already got her a dozen roses This is just what I'm writin on the card. Somethin short.
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  13. 02-28-2005, 03:19 AM #13
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    How about:
    Blank,
    Happy Birthday, i cant wait to see you again.
    Love,
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  14. 02-28-2005, 10:09 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyhb
    much in the same fashion as you opened this card without hesitation, ill expect you to be opening your legs later.
    I like this one
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  15. 02-28-2005, 10:12 AM #15
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    The word of the day is "legs".

    Now, let's go back to my house and spread the word.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    The word of the day is "legs".

    Now, let's go back to my house and spread the word.



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  17. 02-28-2005, 11:29 AM #17
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    Okay, how about...Happy Birthday Beautiful...these past 3 months have been amazing!! Wait or is it 2? JK Happy birthday sweetheart...cute and simple. And you don't have to hurt yourself pulling your pubes out...
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  18. 02-28-2005, 12:07 PM #18
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    My advice is keep it short and sweet/cute- that way, even if you phuck up, you couldn't have said too mcuh to REALLY phuck up, ya know?

    Maybe something like: Happy birthday to a beautiful woman. I have enjoyed your company these past few months and hope we get to spend more time together. Have a great day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spound
    My advice is keep it short and sweet/cute- that way, even if you phuck up, you couldn't have said too mcuh to REALLY phuck up, ya know?

    Maybe something like: Happy birthday to a beautiful woman. I have enjoyed your company these past few months and hope we get to spend more time together. Have a great day!
    Thats almost exactly what I said...is it not??
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    how about, "let this bday be a wake up call that pretty soon your tits are going to start sagging and no longer will be the days where you can pull guys like me. let's get humpin'"
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    go to a local candy store and put a some into a surprise bag, girls love those candy neclaces and braclets, and don't forget the popeye cigarettes.
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    Roses are Red






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    lets fcuk.
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    Girl

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    The sky is blue
    so are my balls too
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    ahhhhh.......so many romantics here
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  25. 02-28-2005, 10:11 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Thats almost exactly what I said...is it not??
    Yea it is LOL, I need to start reading other responses before I give my own. Well at least I know what the women want JK
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