Thread: BDTR vs. Jesus of Nazareth
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03-30-2005, 08:37 AM #1
BDTR vs. Jesus of Nazareth
I mean seriously, who's left for him to fight?
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03-30-2005, 08:53 AM #2
the CEO of Waffle House
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03-30-2005, 08:55 AM #3
Nah thats a no contest. JC would bury BDTR is three tons of loaves and fishes in a heart beat
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03-30-2005, 08:57 AM #4Senior Member
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Have to go with Jesus on this one.
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03-30-2005, 09:10 AM #5
"But Jesus is so NOT juiced. Go ahead, try and crucify BDTR. He'd break the **** thing. "
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03-30-2005, 09:14 AM #6Senior Member
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Originally Posted by rambo
Jesus would miracle him or something.
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03-30-2005, 09:23 AM #7
Lets not forget Jesus was a PERFECT human.. he coulda outlifted anyone of us anywayz
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03-30-2005, 10:19 AM #8Originally Posted by needmorestrength
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03-30-2005, 10:27 AM #9Originally Posted by Prime
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03-30-2005, 10:32 AM #10
eternal d.a.m.n.a.t.i.o.n on your collective souls
p.s. Jesus would win
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03-30-2005, 10:41 AM #11
Well, with bdtr's vast knowlege on grappling and fist-to-cuffs it would be a good battle. However, Jesus has a wicked left hook and very fast jab. We all know Jesus can take a hit based on what Mel Gibson presented in his movie so b's relentless punches wouldn't bring him down. Also we need to factor in Jesus' healing powers....bdtr breaks his nose in the first round by the second it whould be good as new. With his ablity to withstand a brutal beating and his healing powers I'd have to side with Jesus.
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03-30-2005, 10:47 AM #12
bdtr would be passified...
it's is clinically proven that bdtr's achilles heel is food
Jesus did the feeding of the five thousand.
Thus by supplying bdtr with five thousand waffles...bdtr would soon be a purring kitty
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03-30-2005, 10:51 AM #13Originally Posted by Prime
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03-30-2005, 10:53 AM #14
rambo returns... at aroudn the same time big green returns... hm.
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03-30-2005, 11:40 AM #15
And dude-man sows the seed
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03-30-2005, 05:59 PM #16
jesus would lose. he let them jews get the best of him..so i think bdtr could to.
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03-30-2005, 06:10 PM #17
I think the only way he'd lose is if he turns the other cheek
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03-30-2005, 06:13 PM #18Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
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03-30-2005, 06:17 PM #19Originally Posted by Dude-Man
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03-30-2005, 06:19 PM #20
oh yeah.
Originally Posted by Juggernaut
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03-30-2005, 06:20 PM #21
BDTR... no contest
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03-30-2005, 06:28 PM #22Originally Posted by Angelis
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03-30-2005, 06:38 PM #23
im gonna have to go with jesus on this one, he was as tough as nails. no human could survive that beated he took before they hung him on the cross.
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03-30-2005, 09:42 PM #24Originally Posted by Juggernaut
jesus wouldnt ever hit anyone...bdtr wins.
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03-30-2005, 09:58 PM #25Originally Posted by Juggernaut
BDTR is cool and strong and everything but thats not the reason I picked him.
Im atheist so I dont believe in the whole God thing... I think Jesus was just some great guy who was really nice to people and helped people out... people started following him around and in after his death made a story (the bible). The bible I believe just stared out as a story about a good man doing good deeds but the religious people over the years changed it to suit there needs, over and over again.
Like imagine what they are gonna say about BDTR in the futur.... " He was a 7ft... 400lb... gently giant that stood up for a minority and their freedoms. He helped people out when they needed him and oh how he loved when they rewarded him with breakfast delicacies such as bowls of fruit and waffles. He smited those who stood against him and embraced those who joined him in his cause"
Is that better A$$ Kissing?Last edited by Angelis; 03-30-2005 at 10:00 PM.
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03-30-2005, 10:02 PM #26
dude stop, you're gonna tear his sack!
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