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    COWBOY IN A GAY BAR--another funny ass joke

    COWBOY IN A GAY BAR

    A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
    "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When
    the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of
    your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I
    want is a drink.

    "The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
    you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called
    NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls
    his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'

    "The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
    give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man
    sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
    name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
    The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies,
    "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"

    A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his
    right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So,
    what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly
    exclaims, "FORD, because "Quality is Job One."
    "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to
    him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "And gives a wink!

    Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
    comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender
    and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The
    bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,
    "Why Secret?" The cowboy says,

    "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
    WOMAN!!!!!!!

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    this must have offended some of you

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    lol

    oldie

    You probably got that one from Noah..when you stowed your Åss away on the Ark

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    i dont get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    i dont get it
    Its a gaybar


    Quote Originally Posted by hung-solo
    "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
    WOMAN!!!!!!!

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    hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant Killer
    Its a gaybar
    so sh*t i just dont get why he calls it secret. Why is a secret meant for a woman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    so sh*t i just dont get why he calls it secret. Why is a secret meant for a woman?
    secret is a deordorant for women....thats there slogan...strong enough for a man, but made for a woman..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    i dont get it
    Prime I hate to ask but do you wear deodorant. If not, then theres your problem. "Its strong enough for a man but made for a woman" is a deodorant slogan.

    Euros


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDfromGC
    secret is a deordorant for women....thats there slogan...strong enough for a man, but made for a woman..
    well that would explain it because that slogan isnt used here.

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    I wondered where that was going...

    Good one...

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    Good joke. I'm SECRET to:-)

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