04-07-2005, 12:36 PM #1
COWBOY IN A GAY BAR--another funny ass joke
COWBOY IN A GAY BAR
A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When
the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of
your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I
want is a drink.
"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until
you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called
NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls
his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'
"The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man
sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies,
"'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his
right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So,
what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly
exclaims, "FORD, because "Quality is Job One."
"Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to
him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender
and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The
bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,
"Why Secret?" The cowboy says,
"Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
04-07-2005, 01:09 PM #2
this must have offended some of you
04-07-2005, 01:11 PM #3
You probably got that one from Noah..when you stowed your Åss away on the Ark
04-07-2005, 01:25 PM #4
i dont get it
04-07-2005, 01:31 PM #5Originally Posted by Prime
Originally Posted by hung-solo
04-07-2005, 01:34 PM #6
04-07-2005, 04:35 PM #7Originally Posted by The Giant Killer
04-07-2005, 04:38 PM #8Originally Posted by Prime
04-07-2005, 04:39 PM #9Senior Member
Originally Posted by Prime
- Join Date
- Feb 2005
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04-07-2005, 04:42 PM #10Originally Posted by TheDfromGC
04-08-2005, 08:28 AM #11
I wondered where that was going...
04-09-2005, 07:22 PM #12
Good joke. I'm SECRET to:-)
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